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Rocky gets the Picture or Drowning his Sorrow

Narrator: In this title-

Boris: The second title sounds familiar for some reason...

Narrator: -Bullwinkle is heading for a watery grave.

Boris: Moose could get keeled? Oh, I am so very excited!

Narrator: Luckily for Bullwinkle, the inexperienced reporters, Edgar and Chauncey, went boating and they save him.

The plummeting moose falls into their boat.

Edgar: Well, there's something you don't see every day.

Chauncey: What's that, Edgar?

Edgar: A moose falling in our boat. Are you blind or something?

Narrator: Our heroic moose is safe!

Bullwinkle: Hooray!

Boris: Aw, phooey!

Narrator: Boris, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be with Fearless Leader and Natasha?

Boris: You're right, but I'm sure they already have Squirrel taken care of.

Narrator: Taken care of? We'll see about that.

Narrator: Actually, Rocky the squirrel is safe and sound. Albeit he is now in a dingy Pottsylvanian dungeon. But at least they're not trying to keel him. If that's what Boris meant when he said "taken care of", then he was right.

Rocky: That's great!

Fearless Leader: Not for long he isn't. Heheheheheheh...

Rocky: I hope Bullwinkle is okay and Boris didn't get him.

Fearless Leader: That reminds me. Natasha, where is Boris Badenov?

Natasha: He is going to take care of Moose for us, dollink.

Fearless Leader: Ah, good.

Narrator: When you two mean "taken care of", does that mean ensuing their safety or, um, you know-

Natasha: Should we tell him, dollink?

Fearless Leader: Why not? This little rodent can't stop us. What we are planning to do is execute you, Squirrel.

Rocky: You're not going to get away with this!

Natasha: What are do going to do about it? You're still stuck in our trap.

Rocky: I thought it was one of Bullwinkle's abstract paintings.

Fearless Leader: Which one? "A Man eating a Sandwich in a White Room and leaves"? "A Polar Bear in a Blizzard"?

Rocky: Maybe it was "A White Washed Wall of a Chicken Coop".

They laugh about Bullwinkle's blank paintings from the "Painting Theft" episodes.

Natasha: His works all look the same to me...

Narrator: So does the works of Jackson Plop.

Narrator: Rocky will be glad to know that Bullwinkle is safe from Boris Badenov.

Boris: Not for long. Hahahahahaha! They cannot see me because I am an expert in espionage.

Edgar: What's Boris Badenov doing up there?

Boris: Raskolnikov! I have been spotted!

Narrator: In a frantic dash to conceal his location, he inadvertently slips and falls of the cliff into the Pottsylvania Sea below.

*splash*

Boris emerges to the surface for air.

Boris: It's a good thing I can swim.

He encounters an electric eel.

Boris: Can you point out how to get to Central Control? Oh, I forgot. You are a stupid fish that doesn't have arms! Hahah-

The eel zaps him.

*zap*

Boris: Owch!

Narrator: Bullwinkle still has the mysterious treasure chest that he previously found in a well.

Bullwinkle: I've gotta show the weird glowy stuff in the box to my pal Rocky. Can you guys help me out?

Chauncey: Help you? We saved ya twice already! First the well fiasco, and now this.

Bullwinkle: If you guys help out, you'll be featured more in the story.

Edgar: He's got a good point there.

Chauncey: Right! Let's help him out!

Edgar: Because we're his friends?

Chauncey: Nah. Because we're gonna get more screen time!

Narrator: And so the star struck secondary characters lead our heroic moose to the Central Control headquarters. They row their boat to the shoreline behind the headquarters so he can sneak in.

Bullwinkle: Before I go in there, could you explain why you have a boat all of a sudden?

Edgar: I thought we were supposed to be the reporters.

Chauncey: We borrowed the boat from Captain Peachfuzz after we helped him repair it. He said that you guys sailed in the Bermuda Triangle with him, and it crashed against a pointy rock.

Bullwinkle: We sure got the point of that voyage.

Chauncey: Please don't make us throw you overboard.

Narrator: Meanwhile, at the horrible headquarters, Rocky is still held captive by the evil doers.

Fearless Leader: I'm sorry, Squirrel, but you know too much of my secret master plan.

Rocky: But I don't know what your secret master plan is.

Fearless Leader: You don't? Then I will tell you!

Rocky: I thought usually bad guys wait until they try to get rid of the good guy.

Fearless Leader: But that it what I am going to do!

Narrator: He takes the friendly squirrel out to a courtyard, and there is a hooded man holding an axe.

Fearless Leader: Friendly Squirrel is going to be a friendly ghost in a minute.

Narrator: What's your evil plan now, you fiend?

Fearless Leader: This time I was inspired by the Mr. Peabody episode about the Headless Horseman.

Narrator: You don't mean...

Fearless Leader: Jawohl. Say hello to the official Pottsylvanian Head Chopper!

Rocky: Um, hi...

Narrator: Oh, no! It turns out that the arch villain was "inspired" by the previous Peabody episode, in that he's planning to make our hero lose their heads. Will our plucky squirrel escape this head rattling predicament? Stay tuned for "March to the Scaffold" or "Don't Lose your Head"-

A creature covered in seaweed slowly shambles towards them.

Sea Monster: *bubbles unintelligibly*

Fearless Leader: Yberraschung! What in the name of Pottsylvania is that?

Rocky: Hokey Smoke!

Narrator: Well, this is very unexpected! Apparently a creepy kelp covered creature has crawled into the courtyard. But why is this thing thing here? Is it trying to save the squirrel, or is it yet another spooky occurrence? All right, also stay tuned for "Beware of Hitchhiking Sea Monsters?" or "Sea for Two".