Entry 135

Left Suna today.

I'm not sure if the Akatsuki has calmed down yet, and I'm not taking my chances.

What are you going to do?

I thought you know me, Diamau. I've decided to go sightseeing!

Where?!

... You are an idiot.

Entry 136

When I said sightseeing, I meant that we travel across the elemental countries and visit.

Oooooh.

We'll be masquerading as civilians of course. If we're ninjas they'd try to recruit us or kill us.

What is there to see?

Tobi, enlighten him.

Okay! So Diamau-san, In Konohagakure there's this biiiiig mountain with faces of all Hokages in history! There's also the Konoha forest, which is full of ninjas trainings and loooots of animals!

In Sunagakure (which is here), they have an actual pyramid somewhere in the desert! Those are where they buried their Kazekages in the tombs! I ber if we stayed longer we could have watched the burial process of the Yondaime Kazekage!

Mizugakure had this veeeeery big waterfall! They also have the best fish in the world and their sushi is world-famous!

Kumogakure had a the longest mountain range in the world! They also have the most advanced technologies!

Iwagakure has the best artists and sculptures! Plus, their academy include the widest range of classes than any other village!

Ooookay Tobi, take a deep breath and calm down.

Hai, Madara-san!

O.o. How can you still be energetic after all that?!

Tobi eats lots of candy~!

Entry 137

The nearest village is... Kumo!

The Brats mailed us the latest chapters of the manga from their world. So they managed to control the Juubi and used it against the Shinobi alliance!

You sound happy.

Of course, my plan is going smoothly.

What about Naruto?

I don't know actually. I don't think Kyuubi was extracted.

...so HOW did we get Juubi?

Fluke?

Entry 138

Days of traveling but the desert seemed never-ending. I thought Kumo is the closest!

It is Boss, it's only been a day so far, the second closest from Suna is Konoha and even that's a three-day trip.

Sigh, still no mountain in sight. Who's turn is it to feed Chio-chan?

Tobi is a good boy!

Boss, I thought we're sharing a body so all the work goes to you.

I could materialize you as shadow clones.

Ah, but then you'd get three times the distance from here~

I can handle it. Plus, it'll be training. From what I've seen so far of my future self's fight against Kyuubi brat, he's not doing so well.

Isn't he winning?

He should have destroyed them easily! But now that the fighting dragged on, it's clear what the outcome will be.

Huh?

Remember the rules of anime?

Yes?

The more hopeless the situation is, the more chances for the Protagonist's survival.

Ah.

Entry 139

We're here!

It's night time right now, so I plan to find a hotel, drink lots of water, and get some rest.

Passing through the gates is very easy. I used my sharingan-reinforced genjutsu to create passports. My fake name is Diamau Harcha (aside from being my clone, I an use that identity any time too.) and I am from Ame.

Since I'm a "civilian", there are no weapon checks. But there is a metal-detector that I had to use my genjutsu to silence.

At least those guys rely on technologies more than jutsu, or this would never have worked.

But still I'm amazed at how advanced this city is. Flickering lights, mountain silhouettes, the roar of cars... Okay maybe not so much.

And if you ask the reason why I knew about cars, remember my trip to the Brat twin's dimension.

That is all. Goodnight.

Entry 140

Explored the city today!

They have a tour bus that travel daily through Kumogakure. I hooked one up for Diamau, Tobi and I. We pretended to be triplets and I altered some of their features ( Diamau now have blue eyes. Tobi has rounder cheeks just so he could look more childish)

Kumogakure also has a very large library. I was interested in planets and things (I liked the Moon in paticular). Tobi was drooling over cook books and candy magazines, even finding a lolipop that looked like his mask!

Diamau was interested in the manga section. He recognized some some of the people we know from the AVM, like Naraku and Cell.

Oh, and Light too. I suddenly remembered that I had promised to keepL away from him. Oh well...

After that we went to the entertainment part of the city. It was filled with parks, amusement parks, malls, bars... SometimesI doubt Konoha was really the largest village out of the five.

We played around for a while before it finally got dark. Then we headed back to the hotel for dinner and THEN realized we had not eaten for an entire day.

Entry 141

Guess who met today?

Itachi.

To be precise, a memoryless Itachi who don't remember me or the massacre and was freaked out by the Akatsuki (not that he showed it, but I know how to interpret his Hns), and escaped.

Of course since he didn't bring Hashirama or any vengeful Akatsuki members with him, we allowed him to travel with us. Apparently he was trying to find to find the "mysteriously missing" Uchiha clan and nobody had the heart to tell him that he killed them all.

It's very sad really.

Was that sarcasm Boss?

Yes it is.

Where are we going now?

To Konoha, of course!