Second Chances Chapter 20: Friends, a twilight fanfic

i dont own twilight...s/m does. oh and i dont own Lady Gaga either...thanks for the reviews...keep them coming!

Chapter 20

BPV

While everyone was gone I told my mom everything that happened. She hugged me and was really supportive of it all. A little while later the cruiser pulled into the driveway. Edward came in and hugged me. Charlie had this half smirk half disgusted look on his face.

"I'm so sorry dad…I know Billy's your friend…"I sighed.

"A person who checks out my wife and defends his rapist son is no friend of mine!" Charlie said disgusted.

"you know?" My mother asked shocked. I wasn't the only one to stay silent out of fear of ruining Charlie's friendship.

"Yes I know…Billy slipped and Alice informed me of the rest!" Charlie said. My mother looked at Alice.

"What the cat was already out of the bag!" Alice said

"Well I'm off to clean my gun…see ya tomorrow Jazzy!" Alice said walking to a closet as Jasper went out the front door.

" So what happened?" I asked. There was obviously a story to tell.

"We went there, Billy tried to defend Jacob who cowered in his bedroom, we kicked some ass, Billy again tried to stop us, the thing about you mom came out, you dad kicked Billy's ass, Jacob tried to escape, , and then the police showed up and all hell broke loose." Edward answered.

" what was that second to last part…I didn't catch it?" I asked.

"lets just say Jacob was planning on visiting you tonight." Edward said raising his eyebrows. I gulped

"Don't worry…I'll be here, your gun's in your closet, Alice's probably going to sleep with her gun and a machete under her pillow, and the chief of police is in the room down the hall and as far as we know Jacob's bubba's bitch tonight. Your well protected." Edward said holding me close. I could smell his sweet sent and I relaxed a bit. I had to admit that it did make me feel a little more safer.

"night guys!" Charlie said taking out his .38. We then headed upstairs. Edward gave me my privacy as we got ready to go to sleep. We took the gun out of the closet and laid it against the wall in case it was needed.

About an hour later I heard this noise coming from the front lawn. It kind of sounded like the squeaking of a wheelchair which was odd because we were practically in a forest and nothing in nature sounds like that. I looked at a sleeping Edward…he was in a death like sleep and then went to the window. Considering Charlie left the front lights on I could see everything in the front of the house. There was two figures darting across the front lawn…and one of them was in a wheelchair.

"Um Edward?" I said shaking his shoulder. All I got was louder snoring.

"EDWARD!" I said louder with panic in my voice. The wheelchair meant Billy which meant the massive figure next to him was definitely Jacob. He was starting to wake up when there was a loud noise from down the hall. The front door burst open and Alice screamed "OH HELL NO!" Edward sprung up at this point and grabbed the shot gun. We could hear grizzly bear noises coming from Charlie's room. We were down the stairs in two seconds flat…my father right behind us. We then went outside. Alice was standing there with a machete in one hand and her assault rifle in the other. The rifle was pointed at Jacob's head ( She was holding the gun with both hands…the machete was resting against the side of the gun).

"YOU! I THOUGHT I WARNED YOU NOT TO STEP FOOT ON THIS PROPERTY!" Edward snarled decking Jacob in the face. Jacob was on the ground with Edward pointing the shot gun to his face.

"she wanted me here…she called me!" Jacob whined from the ground.

"Don't sell me that bullshit…I was with you all night…I saw your call records when the police hauled your ass off to jail and confiscated your cell phone…she definitely did not call you…besides I was with her after I was with you so I would know if she called you." Edward snarled. He pushed the gun closer. It was at this point that Billy stupidly went to attack Edward. Like seriously who does that when there's mad people with guns pointed at you. Next thing I saw was Charlie's body flying through the air and effectively knocking Billy to the ground. Now that's something that I thought I'd never see…Charlie attacking his now former friend in the effort to protect my boyfriend.

"Billy you son of a bitch…how could you…how could you let your son try to do something to my daughter." Charlie snarled. I saw a shocked look cross Alice's face. She obviously thought the same thing I did. My mom was hanging in the doorway.

"Jacob Black what would your mother say if she were alive…I bet she's rolling in her grave right now!" My mother said disgusted. Jacob tried to break free at that point and another scuffle ensued. With Charlie and Billy still dueling it out it was starting to look like a free for all. Alice went to fight but Charlie blocked her from getting in on the action. It was then that all hell broke loose.

"JACOB!" We heard shouting from the woods. Next thing we knew there was like thirty people from the reservation descending from the woods into our backyard. Alice tossed me the assault rifle and got her machete ready for the attack. She looked like she would fight to the death. My mom even ran out with a bat in the effort to help take people down. Alice and I were fighting back to back when we first heard an engine. Then the lights of a light blue Jeep Wrangler came busting through our woods. Emmett giving death glares from behind the wheel and Jasper sitting in the passenger seat pointing at the group. They were blasting ACDC "For those about to rock (we salute you)" The crowd scampered as Emmett's car drove onto the front lawn.

"THAT'S RIGHT…RUN YOU COWARDS!" Emmett yelled out the window as the group ran away. Edward and Charlie got in one last punch before Jacob and Billy screwed out of there.

"Emmett?" Edward asked shocked. How the hell did he know where to go?

"Jasper told me about what happened tonight. We had a feeling that it wasn't over so we sat in the woods cuz A. your still my best friend and I know you'd have my back if the shoe were on the opposite foot, 2. Only I'm allowed to be mean to Bella…and maybe my possible girlfriends to an extent, and D. to rape a girl is fucked up…even I'm not that much of an asshole." Emmett said. Well that explained a lot. When Emmett was talking to Charlie about hunting Jacob down Jasper walked over to us.

"I'm sorry guys but I had to. Rosalie's out in France…and everyone else we know knows Eric who's bedding Embry. Emmett was my last hope." Jasper said.

"So Emmett when did you get the second car?" Edward asked.

"Oh it was a gift from my dad before he got thrown in jail. We picked it out the day after graduation…it was supposed to be the replacement car for if I ever got into an accident or something." Emmett said.

"who's Rosalie?" I asked.

"our cousin…you wouldn't know it from the look of her but when she gets pissed boy you don't want to be around her…a temper that one has. Until Alice the only girl I ever saw who liked to fight was Rosalie. You know I think you three would get along really well." Edward said.

"Sounds hot!" Emmett said.

"dude that's our cousin!" Edward said grossed out.

"So she's not mine!" Emmett said.

"You probably will never meet her anyways." Jasper said. Emmett looked slightly bummed.

"Well I guess this bumps me down a lot on your dads hit list." Emmett laughed.

"Yeah from what first to third?" I snickered.

"yeah well it will keep him off me a little for a while." Emmett said. Emmett was going to revel in not being Charlie's target for a while

Emmett and Jasper left after a little while, though I think that Jasper returned and perched himself outside the window where Alice was sleeping. Edward and I went back upstairs.

"How did you know Alice had a machete?" I asked.

"Gift from Jasper…used to be mine." Edward said. Well that explained why "E.C" was engraved into it. Alice told me it was the name of the company that made it.

"glad to see it went to good use though." Edward said.

"yeah at least it went to someone who would actually use it." I sighed. As I laid back down Edward held me tight in his arms. From the look on his face he wasn't going to fall back asleep tonight. As I looked into his smoking green eyes a peaceful blackness enveloped. I knew I would be well protected tonight.

I awoke as a rare sunlight started to shine into the window. Edward was in the exact same position that he was last night. A smile crossed his exhausted face as he saw my eyes flutter open.

"Good morning!" He greeted.

"did you get any sleep last night?" I asked. He pulled me in for a quick kiss.

"Not a wink!" He said smiling. I laid in his arms for a few more minutes. It was then that I got the courage to ask a question that had been bothering me for a while.

"How did you know what my favorite flower was?" I asked. Edward looked at me puzzled. I gestured to all the dried sunflower heads that were framed.

"Oh…well you remember that field trip that we took …the greenhouse one?" Edward said. Oh I remembered.

"well before everything went down…I saw you out in that area that was where they grew the sunflowers. You were talking about how beautiful they were and stuff. Alice said she always preferred lilies." Edward said.

"That's odd…I don't remember seeing you in there." I would of remembered that.

"I may have been under a table…it was Jasper's idea!" Edward said looking away at the last part. He could be so cute sometimes! I then remembered the rest of that day.

Flashback.

BPV

I was heading to get a drink from the extremely large punch bowl that they had out to offer us some refreshments when I saw Emmett heading towards it and acting really weird. It looked like an extremely large bottle was sticking out of his shirt. Odd but then again it was Emmett…well at least I knew to stay away from that. I brushed it off and tried to go about my business. To tell the truth I was really afraid of Emmett to say anything. A few minutes later I saw Jaspers eyes shifting as he was trying to inconspicuously -while being extremely conspicuous- pour liquid from the flask he was holding into the punchbowl. I don't think he knew what Emmett did. A few more minutes flew by and I saw Alice looking to see if the coast was clear. When she dubbed that she was safe she whipped out a bottle of Vodka from her purse that was about the same size as Emmett's, walked over, and blatantly dumped it into the punch bowl. I saw his eyes flash to Alice and I could tell he was thinking the same thing I was…definitely not drinking that. Two hours and watching Alice walk to the bowl about ten times later everyone with the exception of me and him were completely trashed. The teachers sensing something was wrong when Alice puked all over their shoes called 911. Needless to say she was the worst out of everyone. they placed him in the bed next to her. The curtain separated us.

"In ya go Alice!" I said as the paramedics wrestled and tied her into a stretcher. She elbowed one of the medics in the face in the attempt to break free. I then picked up my phone and called my dad.

"uh dad we have a problem." I said.

"What did you break this time Bells." My father said. I rolled my eyes.

"its not me it's Alice…uh I think the punch she drank was spiked." I said.

"WHAT!" Charlie snarled as Alice was incoherently babbling about going to the mall.

"Can you drop us off at the mall?" Alice asked.

"Okay!" they said as we veered off in the direction of the nearest hospital.

"Shopping!…Bells I know the perfect purse…" Alice slurred heavily.

"WHO DID THIS TO MY BABY!" Charlie roared. I didn't have the heart to tell him that his baby did this to herself.

"Uh I don't know!" I said to cover Jasper and Alice's ass and to protect myself from Emmett

"I'll find out…they hurt Alice…they could of hurt you! Thank god you didn't drink that…I couldn't deal with having two girls hospitalized!" Charlie said.

"dad I got to go…we're pulling in!" I said hanging up the phone.

"This isn't the mall!" Alice slurred looking at the hospital building.

"it's a special type of mall…you can sleep here…its open all night long!" I said.

"Ooh dream mall!" Alice said as they put her in the ER. I was at her bed side with her finally quiet only because a pump was down her throat. They had to knock her out to do it. I looked as a second stretcher rolled in behind her. He was holding Jasper's hand as they placed him in the bednext to her behind the closed curtain

"Allie…Al-Al…where are you Al?" Jasper was moaning. I saw the curtain shift a little and he said "don't worry Alice is right next to you Jasper."He was trying to consol him. I read a book as they continued to pump Alice's stomach. Cuz of her size it was the only way they could treat her. I was thinking about possibly considering conversing with him when a third bed rolled into the emergency room. Emmett was crying "MOMMY!" as they stuck him with needles. He walked over to Emmett which meant end of possible conversation.

"Ugh I feel like I'm going to be sick…Allie don't look!" I heard Jasper say as he got sick in a bucket.

"I bet it was the McCarthy character…who else could it be?" Charlie said strolling to Alice's bedside.

"Do you think she knew?" Charlie asked looking at Alice.

"No I don't think so." I said. Correction - I don't think she knew that two other people laced the punch before she did. I could see green eyes look in the direction of Alice's bed for a second…probably looking for Jasper.

End of flashback.

"You know why didn't we just walk up to each other in the hospital that day and say Hi…I mean I wasn't with Tanya yet so I totally could of gotten rid of that part of my life and you wouldn't of had to endure Emmett and Jacob ( this was before that fateful party). I mean we were practically next to each other the whole time…how long were they in the hospital for…two days?" Edward asked.

"Alice was…Jasper left the next day and Emmett left that night. Something about the amount of Alcohol in her blood, her size and the fact that they had to knock her out and besides Emmett was trashed. Do you think I would talk to you at that time with your drunken best friend who made fun of me next to you. One screw up and you know Emmett would of used that as ammo" I said.

"We could of got lattes!" Edward countered

"Well I didn't think about that…it was more along the lines of "ugh Emmett McCarthy's here…I cant talk to him now" and Charlie being concerned about Alice wouldn't let me away from her." I said. Edward nodded in understanding.

"The odd thing was it looked like Alice drank pure Vodka…not mixed with punch." Edward said.

"So I guess they didn't tell you." I said. Of course Jasper and Emmett wouldn't tell him that.

"tell me what?" Edward asked.

"Jasper and Emmett also added stuff to it…I saw them myself. Jasper was really good at hiding it but Emmett…not so much." I said.I KNEW JASPER WASN'T CARRYING WATER IN THAT FLASK!" Edward gasped.

"And Emmett…he told me that was for the after party!" Edward continued on.

"well apparently he couldn't wait till later!' I said

"well it does all make sense now." Just then the door bell rang. All of us gathered at the door and Alice answered. A guy dressed up as cupid was sitting there. I looked at Edward.

"I swear its not me!" Edward said

"Is one of you Alice Swan?" The cupid man asked.

"I AM!" Alice said. The man handed her a Tiffany's ring box and a huge teddy bear. This had Jasper written all over it. We were all used to his weird antics by now.

"HAPPY ANNA VIRSARY…HAPPY ANNA VIRSARY!" The man sang and danced. Alice danced and wagged her fingers to the beat.

"its so cute that Jazzy remembers these special days

"Alice I thought you met Jasper on the first day of school?" I asked.

"No silly we met at a night club in Seattle a few weeks before hand...oops did I just say that in front of Dad…I meant a school sanctioned night club." Alice said. The sad part was Charlie bought it.

"Where was I?" Edward and I asked at the same time.

"YOU were probably being a nerd at Angela's house…and Jasper said something about you being at a rave/ house party that night." She said the last part to Edward.

"Oh I remember that night!" Edward said.

"Bad night?" I asked.

"You could say…I woke up the next day with a black eye and alone." Edward said.

"Excuse me…this is for her parents." Cupid-man said holding up a box of chocolates and flowers.

"HAZLENUT MY FAVORITE!" Charlie said taking the box of chocolates. It looked like Edward was kicking himself for not having the same idea as Jasper…but thanks to Edward , Charlie now had a Lamborghini sitting in his driveway so Edward really didn't have to give him chocolates.

"And this is for a Bella Swan?" The man said holding an envelope up.

"Selfish prick!" Edward mumbled under his breath. I sneered at him and opened it.

Haha I knew you'd get pissed Edward! I had him say that on purpose but this is really for the both of you. Two tickets to see Lady Gaga tonight…I know that's your favorite Edward…are in closed with this letter. This isn't my graduation gift…I just felt that you guys would feel left out if I didn't give you something too.

"OMG YOUR GOING TO SEE MY IDOL…CAN I COME?" Alice asked. Jasper already answered that question with the next line.

No Alice you cant come…let the couple have their alone time. Besides I have something else fun planned. Lets just say your in for a pleasant surprise. Now moving on…I booked a hotel room for you guys under the name Jasper Whitlock… yes I used moms maiden name and your id…yes I knew you forgot it ;)…is in closed in here as well. (Edward looked confused but he didn't say anything)

"HOTEL ROOM?" Charlie's nose appeared between us.

Don't worry Charlie it's a two bedroom suite! Charlie calmed down at reading this.

"Both bedrooms better be huge!" Charlie growled walking away.

P.S just kidding guys…it's a single bed. I just said that to keep Charlie's mind at ease. Have fun, be safe and say hi to Gaga for me!

" So like me…always planning ahead…but I really wanted to see Gaga tonight…like he couldn't spare two extra tickets…oh well he said he has a surprise for me…I hate surprises…don't know what to dress for!" Alice said.

"Maybe I can get a clue from the ring?" Alice said peaking under the ring box.

"typical beautiful tiffanies ring…I cant tell where we're going." Alice said bummed out. She should be excited about just getting the ring!

"Off to pack for tonight…come along Bells!" Alice said dragging me up the stairs.

"Lady Gaga concert means your going to get in late…which means I highly doubt you'll be sleeping at this hotel." Alice said throwing lingerie at me.

"Geez thanks Alice!" I said.

"Oh stop…it's the perfect excuse to let loose and have a little fun tonight…you…Edward and no dad for at least a few hundred miles. A girls dream come true!" Alice said. It was then something dawned on me. Jasper probably wanted to free reign to freely spy on Alice. I was going to have to find a way to thank Jasper.

"Ooh and I want pictures…the closest you can of Lady Gaga!" Alice said tossing my camera at me. I had a funny feeling Alice was going to turn one or two of them into posters.

"Alright speak to me closet…what is the perfect apparel for tonight!" Alice said throwing our closet door open.

"No, no, no…maybe for a rock concert which is not where your going and probably not where I am either, definitely not, gonna have to pack that for school, perrrrfect!" Alice said grabbing two hangers. One was a very tight leather body suit that Alice had forced me to buy a couple of months ago and the other was a very dressy hunter green top and black jean skirt.

"Alice…"I said.

"Bella you promised you'd wear this at some point when I bought it…you haven't worn it yet!" Alice growled. She had me there…I did promise. Alice then launched her attack.

"Alright now its time to go down stairs!" Alice said shoving me down the stairs when she was done. Edward was sitting in my living room wearing a suspiciously new matching fitted black t-shirt and jeans. I felt my breath hitch and looked at Alice.

"What so I may of subtly hinted to Edward to wear that when I made a pit stop in the kitchen." Alice said. I had a funny feeling that Alice did the exact opposite of what she said.

"Alright have fun!" Alice smiled tossing my bag at me. Charlie's eye appeared in the doorway to the living room.

"And uh don't do anything Charlie wouldn't do!" Alice said. Charlie's head disappeared.

"totally disregard that sentence!" Alice said when she dubbed it was safe. Edward and I then headed out the door. It took us a few hours but we got there just in time to get good seats. It was really fun listen to the opening band. We got up and danced in the crowd. Edward helped me not create such a huge fool out of myself by helping me sway to the beat. I had to say he was a good dance teacher…Alice would have been jealous. She had been trying to teach me dance moves for years to no avail. As you can tell I'm not a good dancer. We continued to dance as Lady Gaga came on stage. As "bad romance" played I looked into Edwards smoldering eyes.

"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Caught in a bad romance

Ra Ra-ah-ah-ah
Roma Roma-ma

GaGa
Oh la-la
Want your bad romance

I want your ugly
I want your disease
I want your everything
As long as it's free
I want your love
Love love love
I want your love" Played in the background. All I could see was him…all there was was him…nothing else mattered

"I want you drama
The touch of your hand
I want your leather studded kiss in the sand
I want your love
Love love love
I want your love

You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
I want it bad
A bad romance

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
I want your love and
All your lover's revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh" .the song continued on. He placed his arms around me. The electricity flowed through us keeping me routed to this spot. As I looked up his eyes sparkled at me which made me smile. I couldn't believe my luck…I landed him. As the song continued on I marveled at the perfection next to me. It then struck me how much of a rarity we were…to find your soul mate at such a young age is the stuff of dreams. It was then that we kissed. This kiss was the same as the others before…the best that I had ever had. I felt like I was in someone else's life…this couldn't be me. I was plain boring Bella…destined to live what I had thought was gong to be an average life. I still kept on waiting to wake up…even after all this time. As usual it took a few minutes for sweet reality to hit…this wasn't a dream. This was reality and this was really me. As I inhaled I caught a whiff of his sweet sent which made me go weak at the knees for a second. Edward graciously supported my weight for what seemed like hours. Before we knew it the concert was ending and we were making our way in the crowd towards the exit. Edward held my hand so that we wouldn't get separated and pushed our way through the crowd of bodies. Feeling bad that Alice got left out we decided to get her an autograph so we waited in line. As lady Gaga approached I handed over the poster that I had bought for Alice. It was a picture from tonight. If you squinted the right way you could see Edward and I in the crowd.

"Who's this for?" Lady Gaga asked.

"My sister…can you write "To: Alice Swan?" I asked.

"Your Alice Swan's sister?…I know her!" Lady Gaga said. Edward's eyes were as wide as saucers. Like seriously who didn't my sister know.

"Worked for Violet the fashion designer…she designed my newest outfit!" Lady Gaga said. Alice would design an outfit for Lady Gaga before she went to college.

"So how is Casper I think it was…has he gotten the courage to ask her out yet?" Lady Gaga asked. You know Jasper's got it bad when Lady Gaga's asking if he asked her out yet.

"Its Jasper…and he's doing good. Still following Alice like a puppy dog. Alice is still oblivious." Edward said. She smiled and handed us back the autographed poster and an envelope.

"That's for Jasper and Alice…its two backstage passed to any of my concerts in the country…a thank you for designing my costume…and for keeping me company while Alice designed my costume when Violet was on vacation. We talked for hours about how Jasper felt about Alice…how he wasn't sure how she felt." Lady Gaga said. So Jasper wasn't afraid to talk to Lady Gaga about his feelings for Alice…but he couldn't talk to Alice?

" Thank you so much!" Edward and I said at the same time.

"Oh no problem!" Lady Gaga said heading over to the next person. We then made our way to the car.

"Alice knows Lady Gaga…why am I not surprised!" Edward said as he started the car up.

We then left for the hotel that Jasper had booked. He had given us directions while we were on our way to the concert. Edward had presented the id that Jasper had given him and we were given our room keys. The room looked like a traveling alcoholic's paradise. I could see why this hotel sprung to Jasper's mind immediately…he probably pictured himself bringing Alice here at some point. There was a huge bottle of Champaign with a big red bow on it and a note sitting next to the large mini bar. Expecting that the note and the bottle of Champaign was from Jasper we read it.

Have fun…get plastered…and don't tell dad …oh yeah and no glove no love! 3 A!

"Alright so shoot me…next time something happens to Bella and your not around…I'll make sure I'll beat her to the punch and tell you!" Jasper growled

"Alright to change this wonderful subject I think we should head out soon…you know that if we don't come home in a few hours Dad's going to flip." Alice said. She tossed my clothes at me and escorted Jasper out while we changed.

Edward drove me home with Jasper and Alice in the car behind. I rested my head on his shoulder as we sped down the high way. I could see Alice's eyes in the rearview mirror and there was a burning curiosity in them. I could tell that I was going to be in for it the next time we were in a room alone together. When we got in I could see that there was no cars in the driveway…mom and dad must have been at work. The minute I had reached my bedroom I was attacked by Alice.

"Alright…you talked to Gaga…and from the state of the room I'm guessing there wasn't much sleeping last night…you owe me dets big time!" Alice said.

"Well you basically know what we talked about last night…you…then when we went back to the hotel we had some Champaign and found your little gift…then well use your imagination…then you know the rest. How about you…you were out with Jasper…what was his surprise." I said.

"Ooh well it was soo cute…Jasper took us to the nightclub that we first met at. They played the music that they played the night we met and they even served us the same drinks…hell Jazzy was wearing the same outfit he wore that night and we sat at the same table. It looked like an exact replica of that night!" Alice said. geez wonder how much Jasper bribed them to pull that off!

We turned the note around to see a condom taped to it. just in case was written on the bottom. How the hell did she know which room to have it sent to? I went into the bathroom and put on the lingerie that Alice had packed for this evening. I lightly fixed my makeup and walked out to see Edward pouring two glasses of the Champaign. He was so cute! After finishing a glass we started to make out. We only stopped long enough for Edward to detach the condom from Alice's note and then a night of fiery passion ensued.

Early the next morning I awoke in Edwards arms. My favorite smile spread across his flawless face as he pushed a lock of hair back behind my ear. I lightly kissed his cheek and his smile grew wider.

"Good morning love!" Edward greeted me happily.

"Good morning!" I beamed back. Just then there was a knock on the door.

"Are you guys decent?" Alice's voice rang through. Edward and I looked at each other and scrambled to the complementary bathrobes that the hotel provided. As I got my first real good look around I realized…Jasper had us booked in the honeymoon suite. Well that explained why my bathrobe had a ring on it and said in bright pink letters "WIFE". I went to answer the door.

"You should invited me to the wedding you know…like I totally could of made a great maid of honor…I mean witness!" Alice said staring at the bathrobe.

"Alice you know we didn't get married…and if we ever do get married your going to be among the first to know…besides how did you know where we were?" I said the last part coming out like a question.

"Call me psychic…so how was Gaga?" Alice asked.

"Fun…we got you some gifts…she told us something interesting about you…said she knew YOU…something about designing her recent outfit?" Edward said. I handed her the poster and the backstage passes.

"OMG YOUR ON A POSTER! MY WORK IS ON A PROFESSIONAL POSTER!" Alice said staring at the poster as if I was on stage shaking Lady Gaga's hand. She hadn't comprehended what Edward said yet.

"WAIT A MINUTE…YOU TALKED TO HER…HER ROYAL HIGHNESS REMEMBERS ME…SHE LIKED MY DESIGN…I HAVE ARRIVED!" Alice said slumping to the floor.

"Allie? What happened?" Jasper said running into the room from nowhere.

"Told Alice about a little conversation we had with Lady Gaga last night…she said something interesting about you too…I didn't know you met Lady Gaga…you seem to be holding out on a lot lately Jasper…you and I are going to be sitting down soon to talk about what you knew and when you knew it…and your going to tell me everything…and the truth…not the "oh nothing happened!" when I'm stuck off in nomans land and your off partying with Alice!" Edward said.

"Which time?" Jasper gulped

"the drunk tank time." Edward said.

"how the hell do you know about that?" Jasper gulped again.

"I heard about a lot of things Jasper…you'd be shocked at what I know." Edward said. Jasper gulped a third time. He knew he was in deep shit. Hey I'm not the one who told him to keep secrets…personally I told him I didn't give a fuck if he told or not as long as Charlie didn't find out. Having Alice as your sister your business gets spread around the school anyways.

"aren't you glad you have me as a sibling…I don't hide anything!" Alice said. We know that. Alice's motto…well her other motto was " Secrets, secrets are no fun, secrets secrets hurt someone!" which was a coincidence since Emmett's motto was "Secrets, secrets are no fun…until you tell everyone!"

"we know Alice" I said. I was shocked that she didn't say anything to anyone about me secretly liking Edward for the longest time.

"to what do you know about?" Jasper asked.

"Do we have to do this here?" Edward asked looking at me. I whispered in his ear " I don't care…everyone in this room knows about all that stuff anyways." I really didn't care for that exact reason. It was not as if Edward was telling that stuff to someone that didn't know that stuff.

"I think we should…clear the air!" Jasper said.

"alright…a janitors closet Jasper …you told me you met Bella in history class…really! And then the flag pole…you told me that the paramedics were at the school cuz a light blew out…not because Emmett suspended someone in midair and broke the only way she could get down…and finally the rape…you didn't tell me…I had to read it in a diary entry…you only told me about it while we were kicking Jacobs ass. You couldn't do the common courtesy of saying hey man a heads up on the girl that your dating right now! Alice tells me more things then you do…she at least told me about the Yorkey party…how YOU caught Bella looking at me…and how when I pulled you over to ask you what she was looking at YOU said you didn't know." Edward said.

"You told him that?" Jasper asked looking at Alice.

"Well yeah…after they started dating…I figured it wasn't a big deal…we found out that they were stalking each other anyways. It just kind of came up." Alice said.

"well I may of skimmed out a few details…I had to though. I didn't think Bella wanted you to know every embarrassing detail of her life…besides half of that stuff happened when A. you didn't know her and B. you were dating Tanya. If I told you any of that stuff and Tanya found out you know it would of made things worse for Bella." Jasper said.

"Still that doesn't explain why when I started dating Bella you didn't open up…I think I deserved to know that YOU WITNESSED HER GETTING RAPED. At least she opened up about that…but you could of given me a little forewarning Jasper…like if I knew something like that happened to Alice and you started dating her I would tell you. Not 'oh he wont find out…I wont say anything!' you knew how I felt about her then…Jesus what are you "Eye spy" always there but never says anything!" Edward said.

"well I figured if she wanted you know she would tell you…and she obviously did if she's not flipping out right now." Jasper said.

"actually I figured that since you guys were twins you would probably discuss something like that regardless of how he felt about me…I honestly thought he knew more then he did." I said.

"Bella and I talk all the time." Alice said.

"Well that's because you love to talk Alice…you have diarrhea of the mouth…some of us on the other hand like to shut up about certain things ." Jasper said

"I do not!" Alice said.

"Lets revisit Paneara!" I said.

Flashback.

Alice and I were sitting in line at Paneara bread waiting to get some lunch. It was the weekend after prom and Alice had dragged me out of the house to go shopping for our graduation attire.

"So I have some juicy dets…a source…lets call them J …told me that your boy toy's going to be single very soon." Alice said. I looked at her.

"I know…I wouldn't of believed it myself if I hadn't played a role in the downfall of Tan-hoe. See I walked into the bathroom and I heard her saying " Hola papi… Como Estas mi amor" now I don't know much Spanish but luckily that day I watched an Spanish soap opera with English subtitles…you don't call your best friend "My love" in the tone she was talking in. The rest of it I couldn't understand but it practically sounded like phone sex…I told Edward that he better watch his girl…that she was talking Spanish to some guy on the phone in the bathroom…I didn't tell him about her calling him "My love" but he seemed to get the gist of it. I also heard the name "Ricardo" multiple times…and she was moaning it. We all know Edward isn't named Ricardo. So me being the wonderful sister that I am decided that this information could lead to you two hooking up and who am I to stop love. Don't worry I didn't say anything to him about you. I just let him know that his little princess was looking for a Latino speaking prince. He told me that he'd handle it and then yesterday uh J came happily running up to me offering tickets for the breakup of the century. I'm meeting him at two. I'll gladly record it if you want…ooh this salad tastes awesome!" Alice said.

"um Alice I don't think you should be involving yourself in people's private life." I said.

"Private life smivate life …if you don't want to talk about it what's the use in doing it!" Alice said.

End of Flashback

"J?…wonder who that is?…so your all too willing to discuss my life with Alice…you have no problem with that but you couldn't take the time to say "Um Edward there's some things you should know about your girl" to me. Like really Jasper?" Edward said when I finished the story.

Alright so shoot me…next time something happens to Bella and your not around…I'll make sure I'll beat her to the punch and tell you!" Jasper growled

"Alright…you talked to Gaga…and from the state of the room I'm guessing there wasn't much sleeping last night…you owe me dets big time!" Alice said.