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"Get angry! Try to kill each other!" Yusuke ordered.

Kurama and Hiei glanced at each other. "Why should we?" They asked in unison.

"Argh!" Yusuke screamed as he made to mistake of opening the door to force two demons who were both more powerful than him to kill each other when they had no intention of doing anything along those lines. Yusuke quickly discovered his mistake when he felt a sharp pain from the back of his head and himself falling forward; he didn't get a chance to feel the floor, though.

"He is unconscious." Kurama stated, prodding Yusuke with his foot. "Oh, well. At least the door is unlocked."

"Yeah." Hiei agreed.

They stood there staring at Yusuke's unconscious body before Kurama commented, "We should take him back to the asylum."

Yusuke jumped up and ran out of the cell, slamming the door behind him. The lock automatically clicked, indicating that the door was locked, and Hiei and Kurama let out an exasperated sigh.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yusuke laughed triumphantly, "You WILL kill each other!" Before they had a chance to reply, Yusuke had left.

"Why," Hiei began, "did you…?"

"Um…" Kurama replied as he looked at the other side of the cell as if something interesting needed his attention….

***A half-hour later***

"Well that explains a lot!" A certain blue-haired girl said.

"Boton?" Kurama asked. "What are you doing here?"

"Koenma was worried because you missed your check-in, so he ordered me to come check on you." She responded.

"Well," Hiei snapped, "it's pretty obvious as to why we missed our check-in; wait, do we even HAVE check-ins?"

"True," Boton commented, totally ignoring Hiei's question, "but I think that I will just leave you two here."

"What?" Hiei demanded.

"I think you two would make a cute couple." Boton explained. Kurama stared at her incredulously.

"What do you mean by that?" he asked.

"I mean what I said." Boton stated.

"But we are both guys." Kurama argued.

"So?" Boton glared at the red-head. "Does that make a difference?"

"No, but—." Kurama blushed.

"Besides," Boton went on despite Kurama being as red as his hair, "we already know you love him."

"Stop talking like you don't know I'm here." Hiei ordered, "And what exactly do you mean by that?"

"Oh!" Boton addressed Hiei, "You don't know? I thought you knew about demons like Zana."

"Don't know what?" Hiei was curious, "I do know about demons like Zana; they possess random people and … rape whoever is nearby."

"I see." Said Boton and then she burst into laughter. She was looking pointedly at Kurama for some reason, so Hiei followed her gaze curiously. Kurama looked like he wanted to just shrivel up and die from embarrassment.

"What wrong with you?" Hiei asked Kurama. "Someone, explain!"

"No!" Kurama yelled, making Hiei jump his height's worth of inches into the air and Boton laugh harder.

"I'll explain." Boton said as she made sure that Kurama couldn't reach her even through the bars to their cage. "Zana is the type of demon who possesses people and then rapes the person that the victim loves." Hiei stared blackly at Kurama. "I'll leave you two love birds alone." Boton proclaimed as she bounded away.

"Wait!" Kurama called, but his shout went unheeded. Kurama turned to Hiei, "Um." Kurama either couldn't or wouldn't meet Hiei's gaze, "She was lying. Really… you were right."

{Here we find the one thing in the entire universe that Kurama is bad at:

A) Being hot

B) Killing demons

C) Lying

Answer: C) }

"You are horrible at lying." Hiei said bluntly. Kurama winced.

a/n:

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