Requested by: Midnight49
Current Client: Astolfo
Irisviel: Oh, great, another one of these. I think it's a girl but I can't be sure...
Astolfo: Hi!
Irisviel: They don't look terribly distraught... um, pardon my asking, but are you a boy or a girl?
Astolfo:... Yes.
Irisviel: AHEM.
Astolfo: I'm a boy, silly!
Irisviel: Right. Of course. Silly me.
Astolfo: I heard there was a funny lady giving people advice, so I decided to check it out. Saber of Red said you made great cookies. Can I have some?
Irisviel: No.
Astolfo: Assassin of Red's Master didn't really like you. He said you kept asking dumb questions.
Irisviel: My apologies.
Astolfo: He said you were a homunculus, like Sieg. I didn't think it was true. But you are a homunculus, aren't you? You don't look very much like Sieg. But you're a lot older than him. He's not going to live very long. How long are you going to live? You must have already lived a long time...
Five Hours Later
Astolfo:... and now Berserker of Black's going to marry her Master, and my Master thinks it's the silliest thing ever...
Irisviel: Excuse me, but when are you going to make your complaint?
Astolfo: My complaint?
Irisviel: Yes, the reason you came here.
Astolfo: Ha ha! I didn't come to complain! I just wanted to check this all out!
Irisviel: Uh-huh. Look, you're going to have to leave. I have clients waiting, and you're wasting my time.
Astolfo: But I don't want to leave!
Irisviel: Look, I'll bake you cookies if you leave. How's that?
Astolfo: Sure!
Irisviel: Darn it. I'm out of sugar.