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Hotanddangerous: Voldemort, where did you request to meet at Disney?
Naginilover162: In front of the prince charming regal carrousel!
Hotanddangerous: But, but my lord, that's quite a fast ride… and so many squealing little muggle girls…
Naginilover162: Yes but you've got to take risks… and we can just kill all the girls, they'll never see it coming.
Hotanddangerous: Yes my lord. I can't wait to see Minnie mouse's house. The brochure says she'll bake you cookies if you visit!
Naginilover162: OMG OMG I. LOVE. COOKIES!
Hotanddangerous: OMG ME TOO!
Naginilover162: TWINSIES!
Hotanddangerous: OMG YESSSS ALL DA WAY! LOL!
Naginilover162: LUV YA BIFFLE! LMAO!
Hotanddangerous: And maybe… we can ride SPLASH MOUNTAIN!
Naginilover162: No way dude! No. freakin. way! I'll, like, die, or something.
Hotanddangerous: But we must live life! Plus, all the girls are totes gonna be there and think we r super manly.
Naginilover162: Obviously! I need a hot chick to get my mind off of Bella.
Hotanddangerous: That must have been so heartbreaking. She is so getting crucioed ASAP. Well, she wasn't even hot anyways, I think that new death eater Pixy is totally into you man.
Naginilover162: I am so glad I could talk to you about it bro. None of the other death eaters know, if they did, they wouldn't go on killing sprees with me anymore. I mean, ALL of them have girlfriends and wives and I would totally be the odd man out. It would be like Hogwarts ALL OVER AGAIN dude. And yes… maybe I could hang out with her sometime….
Hotanddangerous: Or you could go out with me!
Naginilover162: OMG LUCIUS THAT IS SO WRONG! EWWWWWEY!
Hotanddangerous: I mean… only if you had to and we would only be pretending.
Naginilover162: Oh, of course. I was just being a drama queen.
Hotanddangerous: Well, I just got there! C ya Voldemort!
Naginilover162: C ya!