World of Tanks Blitz Highlights

by Raptor Pilot

My best/worst/funniest battles in World of Tanks Blitz. I've had over 10,000 battles so there are a lot to pick from. Also contains quotes, info on tanks, and my personal feeling before, during, and after the battles. Check my Youtube Channel for further content. My Channel name matches my Blitz name but with a space. Shiron 115.

20. Beware of Angry Panzers

So I was playing World of Tanks Blitz today and I was getting teams that were incapable of being helpful. Game after game, and I had to play them in bad tanks.

I had had to use the Vk45.02B because it was double XP and I want to get rid of that thing, and I was in the Valentine AT because I want to try the British TDs, and the tier 2-4 British TDs are shit. They have ok accuracy, so they're not long range snipers, but they have no armor, so you either miss everything, or die trying to get close, and I had enough.

I'll jump into my Panzer III.

I got the new map. Oasis Palms I believe, and it's a tier IV game with only one tier III on my team and 2 on the enemy team.

The tier III, our Valentine AT, says 'f this matchmaking I quit'

That was the straw that broke the camel's back.

'Fine. We don't need you anyways.'

So I drive up to that edge of the map with that building that plays wierd sounds when near it. I see a BT-7 going around my team.

No you don't.

I drive over the dune, ram him and shoot him 3 times for my first kill.

Yeah fuck you Ivan.

Oh and there's a Matilda about to try the same thing.

He drives over the dune and aims at me, but I'm in a Panzer III and he's in a Matilda. He's never gonna get that gun on me.

I switch to my APCR and just casually circle him firing shot after shot and kill him.

Sign here for your order of fuck you.

At this point it's me and a T-28 vs a Cruiser IV, an M3 Lee on low HP, and an Alecto.

The T-28 has just gone Afd.

Well fuck him then.

So I drive up and put 3 quick ones into the Lee for my 3rd kill, and the Alecto is capping and it's at 50% right now.

I drive to the corner of the map at full speed, shoot the Cruiser, ram him, and put 3 more into him for kill 4.

'BASE NOW!'

I'm not blind, I can see it.

You know what, I'm not even gonna waste the ammo.

I drive over to the cap at full speed with my speed boost, find the 14 ton Alecto at 150HP and ram him for kill 5.

Fuck you, fuck this team, fuck this map, and fuck this day.

Yeah I lost my temper there.

But hey, 5 kills, 1,700 damage, Top Gun, and Defender.

Beware a pissed of Panzer driver. They're deadly.