Suburban Stupid Episode 5b:
And Then She's EVIL!
aUTHOR's note: This is the longest one yet!
Leahwig was skating with Warren with her skates around the town of Parkwood in a metropolitan area called Wallastone. They were passing by the gym at a speed of 20mph on the pavement, doing tricks on the way. ''Whoa, this is crazy!'' she shouted, because she was weaving between some small crowds. ''You haven't seen NOTHING yet!'' he yelled, speeding up a bit and then he jumped, did a 720 and braked at the traffic light crossing. ''This is gonna take long...'' Warren said and then he sighed.
10 minutes later, they were at the southern bus+metro station and it started raining a bit, so they went under the shelter of the station of the bus stops. ''Damn, it's raining...kangeroos and koalas.'' Warren said, sounding dramatic and he was bored. ''Let's skate around this station while we can!'' Leahwig shouted and she started skating around the entrance to the subway platforms. ''SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENING!'' he yelled and he started to do the same thing as Leahwig. ''That's random.'' said a girl, who was watching them and they were both racing to pass the time.
At the impromptu finish line, only a few like Regina and Todd were waiting for them, while others like Danson were skating around Skateplains, enjoying their time. ''When are they coming?'' Regina asked, getting more and more impatient by the minute, ''I'm going to skate, because this is boring as shit.'' Todd commented and he went to skate with Danson and Regina in the park.
Danson, Chris, Rudy and Andrew were doing some tricks and now Todd was joining the group and he was nearly a newbie by comparison. ''Check out the loser!'' Chris shouted, while doing a 1080 with a nose grab high in the air and he landed terribly. ''You aren't a pro, man. So stop trying to be a badass.'' Todd said and he dropped in and he started with a halfpipe grind. ''Todd's decent for a bro that started skating a month ago.'' Andrew speeched. ''He's got the skill to learn 2 fast!'' ''That's a skill I've got and YOU NEED IT!'' Rudy boasted, just sounding desperate, while doing a 360 flip and then grinding.
Both skaters were now near East Parkwood station and they were going over the footbridge but there were stairs, so they stopped ''Step aside, I got this in my hands.'' Leahwig boasted and she crouched before the footbridge and jumped very high in the air, landing on the foot bridge and then, making her momentum to finally land on the other side. ''Can you do it, bastard.'' she said and then she skated away. Warren did the same thing only faster, but he didn't stop.
Leahwig and Warren finally was near the finish line and they were skating at a speed of 35mph on the wideass walkway to the finish. ''Wait, there they are.'' Regina said, sounding sarcastic because she was so bored. ''THEY ARE ALMOST HERE!'' ''I gotta see this shit.'' Danson said, with a rare swear word and he tried to go over the fence using his skateboard and he sort of succeeded, but his skateboard fell off his legs and he landed on his knees. ''Just go through the door next time.'' Andrew said, who was now next to him.
Warren was pretty close to the finish line and Leahwig was quite a bit behind and people were cheering for Warren. ''I'm skilled at skating and I am cool.'' he boasted and then he crossed the finish line fast and then he backflipped fast to slow down. ''Warren, you're fucking awesome!'' Regina gushed and she was hugging on him hard. ''GET OFF, BITCH!'' he shouted and he threw her off his back and he was going to celebrate with some good dancing and at the end, a thumbs up.
Leahwig was irate because she was stopped by a guy in the breasts and she was approaching the finish line. ''FUCK THAT SHIT!'' she shouted and she skated fast to the finish line. ''What's up with her?'' Chris asked Warren and he replied with ''She's just doing...something. I don't know, what's up.'' ''I FINALLY FINISHED THE RACE, YOU BASTARD!'' she shouted, while doing the finger to Warren's chin and suddenly, she changes to a smug mood.
Episode 5c coming soon!