I AM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT! Summer's been busy! Well, let's get these questions answered so you can read!

General Herbison asked: "Is there a secret organisation that sits around and creates this story or is it all you? Where does this stuff come from? Is it a side effect of corndogs mixed with unicorn milk?" Answer: Besides the few times where I actually get my inspiration from my real life, yes, it's all me! It comes from my wild imagination! and, while I generally do eat a corndog once a week, I've never tried unicorn milk ;)

Fabugal1 asked: "didn't Anikan's phone get eaten by crocodiles? And then he used it to call Padmae. Just thought I'd point this out." Answer: heh, heh, once again, this proves that the readers are always smarter than the author! Sorry for the confusion! XD

Loli6599 asked: "How'd you get the idea for Barriss and her obsessive picture-taking?" Answer: Well, I really like to take a lot of pictures, and i figured since they were going on vacation, there always seems to be that one person who takes pictures of EVERYTHING, LOL :D

Youme2 asked: "Did you make up Ahsoka yelling 'Check for your pulse!'? If so, how did you get the idea?" Answer: I honestly don't remember. What I do know is that I've seen a couple less extreme cases where people (fictional people) have used the "check for your pulse" thing. I just extremified it! :D I made a new word yay! :D

Countrygirl27 asked: "Are Aayla and Yoda still having the crayons vs corndogs war?" Answer: let's find out, shall we? :D

A Not-So-Normal Week

Chapter 20: Would You Care For Tea?

"Hey everyone!" Obi-Wan randomly shouts out of nowhere.

Ahsoka, Padme, Anakin, Kit, Barriss, and Yoda all looked up and saw Obi-Wan riding atop his gigantic robotic yeti covered with seventeen layers of orange marmalade.

Obi-Wan slid all the way off the robot. "LET'S GO FOR TEA!"

"Tea?" Ahsoka questioned.

"Yes, TEA." Obi-Wan grabbed a little picnic basket off the yeti. "Don't you know what TEA is?"

"Yes, I'm allergic to green tea." Ahsoka crossed her arms over her chest.

"EWWW! GREEN TEA?" Obi-Wan shrieked. "That stuff tastes like seaweed!"

Anakin sniffed, tears welling up in his eyes. "You've just insulted everyone who likes green tea!"

"Well sor-ree!" Obi-Wan opened his little picnic basket. "I prefer organic herbal teas." He pulled out some tea bags. "Lemon and raspberry; peach and pineapple; wallaby and iron filings-"

"Wallaby and iron filings?" Ahsoka exclaimed in disgust.

"Yeah, it's really good when you're in the mood for something exotic!"

"Okaaay…" Ahsoka muttered.

"Does this have anything to do with the chocolate you ate before bed last night, Kenob's?" Anakin asked.

"Nooooooooope." Obi-Wan started heating up water on a portable fireplace so he could steep his tea.

"Do you… always carry a fireplace with you?" Ahsoka asked.

"Why yes, yes I do." Obi-Wan started seeping some of the wallaby and iron filing tea. "You never know when it's going to rain and you want something warm."

"Uhh… Obi-Wan? If it was raining you wouldn't be able to start a fire," Padme pointed out.

"My fire can. It has MAGIC DUST!"

"Oh PLEASE don't bring that up again," Ahsoka groaned.

"Magic dust, magic dust, I really love magic dust," Obi-Wan sang while stirring his tea.

Anakin caught a whiff of the brewing tea. "That smells gross."

"Ani! Be polite!" Padme scolded her husband.

Anakin frowned. "What'dya mean? I'm his former Padawan. I have the right to steal his chocolate chip cookies, sleep over in his kitchen, call him obnoxious nicknames, switch all the milk in his refrigerator with lemon juice, borrow his deodorant, break his lamps, ruin his rugs, play with his pony toys, put together his puzzles, watch his TV, make stuff out of clay on his balcony, insult him whenever I please, go to Walmart with him, call his girlfriend ugly, and switch out all his light bulbs for dead ones. So, with that being said; THAT. SMELLS. TERRIBLE."

Obi-Wan sniffed. "You think Satine is ugly?"

"No I never said that!" Anakin cried. "Satine is HOT."

Padme glared at Anakin and slapped him.

"What did I say?" He cried. "I'll never love anyone but you, Padme."

Padme smiled.

The two kissed each other.

Barriss gawked at them. "GROSS! GROSS GROSS GROSS!"

Ahsoka, on the other hand, looked at them dreamily. "They are sooo cute!"

"Alright, where were we?" Obi-Wan took the lid off his purple teapot and smelled the tea. "It's ready!"

"You know if it's ready or not just by smelling it?" Kit asked.

"DUH. How else would you know?"

Kit looked at him. "Whatever…"

Suddenly, Aayla walked up to them, looking extremely angry. If she actually had real ears, steam would be coming out of them.

Obi-Wan saw her and froze in place, suddenly becoming utterly afraid. He started murmuring to himself, "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate," etcetera; over. And over. And OVER.

Ahsoka looked at him and face palmed.

Kit looked at Aayla. "What's up, Aayla?" He silently in his head added or do we even want to know?

"WHO. PUT. CORNDOGS. IN. MY. ROOM?" Aayla shrieked.

A corndog suddenly landed on her head. She looked up in the tree and saw Yoda giggling.

"YODA!" She yelled angrily. "How many times have I told you to keep your disgusting corndogs out of my room! They are a total disgrace and DISGUSTING!"

"No, crayons, disgusting they are! And, if want me to get rid of the corndogs you do, CATCH ME FIRST YOU MUST!" Yoda ran away laughing.

"I'LL GET YOU, YODA! JUST WAIT AND SEE!" Aayla chased after him.

The others watched them awkwardly until they were out of sight and a small beep was heard.

"AHAHAHAHA THIS IS GONNA BE HILARIOUS!" Barriss randomly screamed, putting her camera back in her bag that she had slung over her shoulder. It was bright pink and made of duct tape. Ahsoka had made it for Barriss's birthday.

Suddenly, who should show up but Hondo Ohnaka! He was eating a coconut (hard shell and all) and wearing a Hawaiian t-shirt with bright red flowers and hummingbirds.

Obi-Wan was pouring tea into little sparkly mugs, and he looked up while pouring. "HONDO? What are you doing here?"

"Ah, Jedi! Great to see you again, ol' buddy, ol' pal," Hondo threw the coconut over his shoulder (it hit a tree and knocked a sleeping bird out of the tree).

"We're not friends anymore!" Obi-Wan cried. "We haven't been friends since you put yogurt in my peanut butter and jelly sandwich in the third grade!"

"Well, you put crushed up chalk in my milk!" Hondo reminded him.

"You started it!" Obi-Wan screamed.

Ahsoka suddenly yelped and started hopping up and down on one foot while clutching the other.

"AAHHH! AHSOKA!" Anakin screamed dramatically. "WHAT HAPPENED?"

"Something just burnt my foot!" Ahsoka cried.

They all looked and saw that while Obi-Wan was arguing he was still pouring tea into the tiny mug, and it had overflowed and was pouring all over the ground.

Ahsoka sat on a rock and pulled off her boot. "That seriously feels like lava, it's so hot!" She examined her foot for a minute and pulled her boot back on.

"I hate lava," Anakin stated. "But it's not like I'm gonna end up getting my legs chopped off and falling on the edge of a lava pit where I get burned to a crisp until I'm finally rescued by some creepy old guy with a black cloak!"

Everyone stopped whatever they were currently doing and stared at Anakin blankly. Obi-Wan continued to pour tea all over the ground.

"What's everyone staring at me for?" Anakin cried. "It's not like my hair is pink or something!"

"Actually…" Ahsoka trailed off.

"MY HAIR IS PINK?" Anakin shrieked.

"No! I didn't say that!"

"Oh."

"I was going to say, actually, I like pie." Ahsoka stated.

Now everyone stared at Ahsoka.

"WHY IS EVERYONE STARING AT ME? MY LIFE IS MISERABLE NOW BECAUSE I'VE BEEN UTTERLY MORTIFIED!" Ahsoka wailed.

"No! There's always hope!" Anakin cried.

"DUDE! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT?" Barriss screamed.

"Because it's a quote. It's official." Anakin looked at the little river of tea that was forming on the ground where dumbstruck Obi-Wan was STILL pouring tea.

All of a sudden, a random snowman popped out of nowhere.

"OH YEAH I LOVE ANTARCTICA!" screamed the snowman.

"Uhmm… this is the rainforest," said Kit.

"OH NO, IT IS?" The snowman melted into a puddle and died.

"OHHHH POOR SNOWMAN!" Obi-Wan screamed, throwing his tea pot. His tea pot broke into a million pieces and the tea sprayed everywhere. The tea splashed onto the trees and the trees burst into flames and burnt away until only the lake and crocodiles were left. But then the tea went into the lake and dried it up, and the crocodiles got upset, so they packed their suitcases (and designer handbags) and left.

"Now it's Tatooine," said Barriss.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO BEAUTIFUL NABOO?" Padme screamed.

"It was Anakin's fault." Obi-Wan pointed to Anakin.

"WHAT?" Anakin shrieked. "How is this my fault?"

"Because you lived on Tatooine."

"OK THAT'S IT. Now you've insulted me!" Anakin screamed.

"But you just said you're allowed to insult ME," Obi-Wan pointed out.

"What made you think that goes both ways?"

Ahsoka came out from behind a rock (where she had been hiding in shame). "Because masters insult their Padawans all the time."

"Actually, I think in Anakin's case that's normal," Barriss stated.

Ahsoka shrugged. "Eh, good point…"

"Well, my flat screen TV is bigger than yours, so HAH!" Anakin cried.

Ahsoka raised an eyebrow. "Skyguy, we share the same TV."

"WHO CARES?"

"Alright, is that tea like toxic when breathed in or something?" Ahsoka asked.

"I believe that's the smoke because the hotel's on fire," Obi-Wan stated.

When he said that, everyone turned around and saw that the hotel was on fire.

"OH NO! OH NOOOO!" Barriss screamed.

They all ran to the hotel and found that it was actually only a little bonfire where everyone was roasting marshmallows and singing scary pictures. Ahem, I mean telling campfire stuff. Or was it eating pink things? Ah never mind.

"THE HOTEL'S ON FIRE!" Barriss screamed, and she dumped a bucket of duct tape on the campfire. The duct tape all melted and set on fire.

Kit stepped forward. "GUYS. Everyone knows the best thing in this situation is artichokes!" he put a bunch of artichokes on the fire. It didn't help the fire, but it did make the artichokes nice and toasty and roasted and yummy!

"We could always start a band," Anakin suggested.

An elephant came out of nowhere and stepped on the fire. When it picked its foot back up, the fire was gone.

"That was convenient!" Ahsoka exclaimed.

"Yeah, except for the candy," said Obi-Wan.

"What about candy?" Ahsoka asked.

"It died. In World War two."

"World… War… Obi-Wan where do you come up with this stuff?"

Obi-Wan shrugged. "De interent!"

"…De… interent?"

"Yeah." Obi-Wan looked at her like she didn't know anything. "What ELSE?"

"Well excuuuuse me!" Ahsoka cried. "I can count too, you know!"

"Oh REALLY. Show me!"

"One, seven, nine, five, five, five, four, two, zero." Ahsoka went over the numbers.

"Huh? That's not how you count!" Obi-Wan said.

"Count? I wasn't counting," Ahsoka said with a laugh. "I was telling you the number on the back of my bag of cheese puffs. If my number is the winning one, I'll get a yellow lemon for FREE!"

"A YELLOW lemon?" Obi-Wan cried. "Those actually exist?"

Ahsoka nodded and stuck her hand into the bag of cheese puffs, grabbing some and stuffing them into her mouth.

"Oooooh!" Anakin suddenly squealed.

"What is it, Skyguy?" Ahsoka asked.

"Lookie! The gift shop is selling Darth Vader t-shirts!" Anakin ran into the gift shop.

Ahsoka face palmed. "Seriously, he's so obsessed with this 'Darth Vader' dude, he might as well be him!"

"Tell me about it," he mumbled, his mouth full. That's when Ahsoka noticed Obi-Wan had taken her cheese puffs.

"Hey! Those are mine." Ahsoka grabbed the bag of cheese puffs away from him.

Obi-Wan looked sad. "But I'm hungry!"

"Then go buy some of your own. I got these at the gift shop."

"They sell cheese puffs at the gift shop?"

"Sure. It was by the packing supplies and bubble wrap," said Ahsoka.

Obi-Wan's jaw went to the ground. "Ahsoka… those aren't cheese puffs, they're packing peanuts!"

"Packing peanuts, cheese puffs, what's the difference?" Ahsoka continued eating the packing peanuts and walked away.

What Obi-Wan didn't understand was why the sky was blue. But that would have to wait for a different discussion time.

Satine walked up to them, wearing a pretty green dress and flip-flops. "Oh, Obi Dear!" she called.

"Satine!" Obi-Wan exclaimed. His eyes looked like hearts. "Hi Deary."

"We need to make plans for our wedding, Obi Dear," she said sweetly.

"Oh yeah! I had an idea about that!" Obi-Wan said excitedly.

"Oooh, do tell."

"Why don't we have the wedding right here at the rainforest!" Obi-Wan said dramatically; dramatically because he wanted it to sound very interesting.

"That's a wonderful idea, Obi Dear!" Satine exclaimed. "I'm going to go start preparing."

"Okie dokie, Deary!" Obi-Wan took her hand and kissed it before dreamily watching her walk away.

Once he finally snapped out of his happy daze, he heard Anakin laughing. He turned around and saw Anakin -who was wearing a black t-shirt that had a picture of Darth Vader's helmet and said "Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies" on it- laughing his head off.

"What's your problem, Anakin?" he asked.

It took a couple minutes for Anakin to be able to reply. "She- HAHAHAHAAAA she called you- HAHAHAHAHA she called you- OBI DEAR!"

"Yeah, so?"

"OBI DEAR! HAHAHAHAAHAAA!" Anakin doubled over laughing.

"Padme calls you 'Ani.'" Obi-Wan pointed out.

"That's different, because my mom called me that and so did Qui-Gon." Anakin stopped abruptly. "MY MOM! SHE'S DEEEAAADDD!" Now he was CRYING hysterically. "Help me, Obi Dear!" Now he was laughing. "MY MOOOMMMM!" Crying. "OBI DEAR!" Laughing. "MY MOMMMMM!" crying. "OHHH OBI DEAR!" laughing.

"Enough of this. I'm gonna leave now." Obi-Wan walked away.

"MY MOTHER OBI DEAR!" Anakin screamed awkwardly. To no one. "Wait, that didn't make any sense."

Suddenly Ahsoka appeared next to Anakin, hanging upside down from a tree and still eating packing peanuts. "Muffin you evuh say muks shence." she mumbled with her mouth full.

"What?" Anakin asked confusedly. "I didn't understand a word of that, Snips, and- what are you eating?"

"Cheese puffs." She said, swallowing. "Do you know how hard it is to eat upside down?"

"Then get down. And stop eating Styrofoam."

"Styrofoam? No, these are cheese puffs, Skyguy." She stuffed another handful in her mouth.

"Why do I even try?" Anakin asked.

Obi-Wan reappeared. "THAT'S MY QUOTE!"

"So what, Obi Dear?" Anakin burst out laughing as he used Obi-Wan's nickname.

"Stop calling me that!"

"HAHAHA you sound like Ahsoka when I used to call her youngling!" Anakin laughed harder.

"You seriously thought it was that funny?" Ahsoka asked, looking forlorn as she tipped the bag of packing peanuts upside down only to find they were gone.

"Yeah."

"THE WHOLE UNIVERSE MAKES SENSE NOW!" Ahsoka screamed.

"Snips," Anakin looked at her, "do me a favor and don't eat Styrofoam anymore."

Yoda suddenly ran by with Aayla in hot pursuit. "CATCH ME NEVER YOU WON'T!"

"THAT MAKES NO SENSE, YOU LITTLE GREEN ELF!" Aayla shouted.

Yoda threw the corndog he was holding at Aayla. "AN ELF I DON'T BE!"

"WHAT?"

"CONFUSE ALL PEOPLES I DO SOMETIMES NOT!"

"YOU MAKE NO SENSE, YODA!"

"Enough with the yelling!" Obi-Wan cried.

"You started it, Obi Dear." Anakin burst out laughing again.

"Actually, Ahsoka started it." Obi-Wan pointed out.

"I was just eating cheese puffs. You have no right to judge me!" Ahsoka shouted.

"I wasn't 'judging you.'" Anakin put air quotes around "judging you."

"What's with the 'air quotes'?" Ahsoka asked, imitating him by also doing air quotes.

"Because I 'want to.'" Anakin made more air quotes.

"This is 'boring'." Ahsoka made still more air quotes.

"Then why do you keep 'doing it'."

"Why do you keep 'doing it'?"

Anakin rolled his eyes. "You're so weird."

"Oh, and you're not?"

"Of course. I'm the most normal and reserved person in the galaxy."

"As well as the galaxy's worst liar."

"Am not!"

"Are too."

"WHERE'S R2?" Anakin screamed.

"No, I said ARE TOO."

"Yeah. R2, where is he?"

"NO! ARE. TOO. As in, you are also!" Ahsoka cried.

"Yeah, I know I'm awesome," Anakin said with a grin.

"And arrogant."

"No, I didn't get any arrows."

"Are you wearing ear plugs again or something!"

"Noooope."

Ahsoka groaned. "I'm gonna go see what Barriss is doing. Bye."

"NUUUUU DON'T LEAVE ME!" Anakin screamed, grabbing Ahsoka and clinging to her.

"Let go of me!" Ahsoka cried.

"DON'T LEAVE ME!"

Ahsoka used the Force to get Anakin to let go, and ran away before he could get her again.

Anakin just watched her run away and decided to go to the cafeteria to see if they sold unicorn burgers.

Meanwhile…

Mace was playing chess with himself in his hotel room. It helped him think, and gave him confidence because he always won. It also made him sad because he also always lost. "CHECK MATE!" He cried. He ran to the other side of the board. "NO THAT'S NOT A CHECK MATE, STUPID!" he exclaimed in a girly voice. He always made his "partner" sound female. "Well, you automatically lose for calling me a cheater!" "I do not! You're disqualified for insulting a lady!" "That isn't in the rules unless this was a hot dog eating contest!" "I don't care!" "Too bad! I win!" He put away the game. "Now that that's over…"

And he still had no ideas on how to get Aayla to date him.

Poor Mace.

Stay tuned for the final chapter of A Not-So-Normal Week 3! It will be posted on September 27, because that is the 1 year anniversary of A Not-So-Normal Week! Remember to check back on that day! :D