Guys I need more feedback to do this.
"Soooo here we are with Tigerstar-the bane of half clan and kitty pets and he's sexy because evil is sexy." Clouddust squealed and threw a pair of sock at him so we can keep this thing age appropriate.
Tigerstar come in on a scooter that was labeled "wrecking ball" singing/screaming, "I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!"
"SHUT IT." Tansy growled at him.
"Why is everyone so cranky." huffed Clouddust and sat on his lap.
"Clouddust, keep this appropriate."
"But he's hot." she whined.
Jadeclaw proceeded to sit on her lap.
"Jaaaade get offffff." Clouddust whined.
"Never now let's ask him the darn questions. This is from Libra, but why are you a hypocrite? You say you hate kitty pets and Half clan cats but sasha was a kitty pet and Hawkfrost and Mothwing ate the kits of a rogue and Shadowclan's leader."
Tigerstar blinked. "I'm perfect."
"He is." Clouddust sighed.
"What do you see in him?" Jadeclaw asked.
"Are you eviller than Brokenstar?" Clouddust asked as Jadeclaw dragged her to a chair.
"Duh!" he flashed her a grin.
"Would you run around wearing a duck costume screaming 'QUACK QUACK MOTHER DUCKER' for five mice?" Jadeclaw asked.
"No, and you people make no sense."
"LOVE ME." screamed Clouddust.
"No."
"ARREST THIS CAT I TOLD YOU HE'S NO GOOD."
"Here come dat-"
"NO SHUT UP NO MORE MEMES!" screamed Tigerstar as he attacked Jadeclaw.
All the cats who live off of memes gasped in horror and started howling for his arrest. Pineblossom dragged him by the whisker off stage as he was arrested for being a butt.
Guys I need more questions to continue this also Mothwing is next and I need questions from everyone please and sorry I haven't updated I've been busy with school.
Peace out don't eat the yellow snow