100-word BtVS / DC Drabble. All characters belong to their respective creators and are used without any intention of damaging copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis. A sequel to the "First Contact" sequence of stories.
Membership Committee
by Marcus L. Rowland
"You are worthy warriors," said the blue-haired woman, "I would lead you."
"You're a metahuman?" asked Nightwing.
"A god."
"Your membership qualifications?"
"Leadership qualifications!"
"Whatever."
"My hordes numbered millions, my skill as their commander unsurpassed!"
"Thing is," said Booster Gold, "We've never heard of you."
"I ruled before your pathetic species evolved."
"That's interesting," said Superman, "but the JLA isn't looking for a leader."
"Then you are fools." Illyria left, ripping the door off its hinges when it opened too slowly for her liking.
"Strong..." said Aquaman.
"Nut-job," Nightwing said dismissively.
"Any more applicants?"
"Woman called Rosenberg. Shouldn't take long..."