ANL U PPL DUNT NO GOOOOOOD RITIN STIL, U ALL R A BUNCH A HOES TRIN 2 PUT ME DOWN DAT DOESNT WORK SOOOOO HA! STUP COM[ARIN ME 2 MY IMOTRAL I DUNT EVAN NO WUT DAT IS! O DA PERSUN WHO SAID DEY COULDNT READ MY STORY IZ ILLITERATURE! SO U CAN ONLI NUT B ILLITURATURE IF U CAN REEd MY STORYYYYY!
So we r in da duirk lords lare.
"OMG! LOOK A DOOOR!" said deco.
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" we all said.
We waslkde to the door and operned it. On the other said was:
VOLODORMORT!
"ITZ U" I SAID!
"HAHAH NO ITS NUTTTTTTTTTTTT!" THE VOLODMORT CONSTUME FELL OFF AND IT WAS MS SPROOT!
"OMG HOW COULD U!" CRIED DERD.
"YEAH!" AGRREED JORGE.
"TRICKED AGAINNNNNNNNNN!" CRIED GRINDA.
"HAHAHAHAHA HOW DID U NUT NO DESE TRICK GOOOGLE MAPS!" CRIED SOURPT.
"I MUST DEFEET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" I CRIED.
"HAHA DAT SUPPET SORD CANT DEFEET ME?!" SAID SPOUT.
SPIT BROKE MY SORD OF FAIRS IN HALF.
"HAHA! TRIKCS ON U! I HAVE ANUTHER SORD!" I PULLED OUT THE SWORD OF THE MERMAINS.
"HOW DID SHE-"
"WHAT-" EVERY1 WAS QUESTIONING ME.
"WHEN I WAS GONE!" I SAID.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhj!" THEY REPLIED I STABBED SPIUT IN THE CHEST AND SHE DIED.
WE ALL WENT 2 DULMOEDORES BEECH HOUSE.
"THIS WAS A TRAP!" SAID SIRI.
"YEAH! VOLDOMOTR SET US UP… AGAIN!" AGREED JMES.
"GIR MY FREDN U NEED A NEW MAP!" SAID JORGE.
WE WENT 2 SUPA WALMART TO GET GRINDOLA A NEW GOOGLE MSP!
2 B CONTINUEEEEEEED! GIV GOOOOOOOOOOOD REBVEIWS NO FLMES K. CUZ U WIL B ILLITERAUTE IF U HAT IT!