See You Later, Alligator
Handcuffed and being led down a corridor by rather heavily armored men was nothing new to Shego, but by the looks of Drakken… it was terrifyingly so. He paraded in front of her as a big dumb guy with a rifle kept shoving the barrel into her shoulder grunting for her to speed up. She cut her eyes back to him and eyeballed the keys on his belt hoop. She smiled through her frustrations as he shoved her again.
The morons had guns, but they kept her clawed gloves on her cuffed hands. She primed only one and waited for the ass to bump her, again. He did it without fail and she turned and tackled him hard. She made a huge fight and the bastards didnt even see her slice the keys off his clothed loop. Didn't think twice when she rammed her head into his chest as they wrestled on the floor to hide the fact that she found the key she memorized on the circular hook and slid it under her tongue before getting hit in the face with the butt of the rifle.
The unaltered key ring was snatched off the ground just as Drakken shouldered and knocked the man on his ass. The blue man was struck a few times for his chivalrous act but never fell to his knee. She watched him snarl at the barrel tip of the guns that threatened him. She wasn't shocked by the taste of metal and blood in her mouth but found it hard to distinguish which was which. She just licked the small wound inside her mouth and waited until the men were done being men until the two were shoved into their train and nearly thrown down the corridor.
Shego knew it would take absolutely nothing to melt these cuffs off her wrists, but Drakken wouldn't be so lucky. These men were sent for torture and killing. She was fine… but Drakken… she needed to give him a little help. She noticed, up ahead, the trail forked into three other hallways so she needed to act, soon. She couldn't whisper to him or anything without the meat heads hearing… so what then? When the fork was reached, she knew they were going to separate them… and she needed a plan. Think! How could she get the key from her mouth to him?
With a sniff of triumph, the idea hit her as the men began to violently yank them in different directions. She pulled from her 10th grade drama class experience and fell to the floor (keeping the key firmly under her tongue), "Please! PLEEEASE! Can we at least say goodbye to one another? Please."
Every single male stared at her with confusion and sympathy, especially Drakken (the idiot). The one with the keys let out an annoyed sigh and signaled to the others. Shego ignored them and approached her boss. He still looked overly confused as she got uncomfortably close. She made sure the key stayed as she whispered softly, "Don't freak out and stall them so I can get to you."
Drakken's brows furrowed and she made her move. She lifted her cuffed hands over his head and slipped her arm around his neck before kissing him… and kissing him deep. He made a yelp as she heard the men chuckling around them. Her skilled tongue wrapped around the key and exchanged it with his own. He moaned but only from understanding what she was doing… even though the men took it as pleasure. When she pulled away, they dragged the kiss until their mouths popped.
Their eyes met. There was real emotion between them. They both knew this was a risk, but both grinned at each other as she unwrapped her arms and whispered, "See you later, Alligator."
The men grabbed them and pulled them into different tunnels as Drakken snorted out and yelled as he was pulled away, "In a while, Crocodile."
She counted to three Mississippi and made her move. Hands lit up and the cuffs melted like butter. She broke the one man's neck with a parkour move on the wall and cut through the key-holder's rifle like tissue paper. In two more moves, the man's nose was shoved up into his brain and he was a lifeless mound at her feet…"Drakken!"
She bolted towards the hallway and heard grunting. When she could see him, Drakken was choking one with his cuffs while avoiding the other with his gun pointed at him. Assassin's speed had her doing the same move off the wall and kicking the gunmen straight in the chest with both feet, sending him flying. She maneuvered her body, before her head hit the floor, and did a ninja kick out and flipped back on her feet before her hands lit up and she went in for the kill. She punched the downed gunmen into a mini coma before melting the gun.
When she turned around, Drakken gave his man a little jerk of the cuffs and a nasty pop echoed before the man collapsed. She sighed out in frustration, "You didn't even use the key… did you?"
He frown and slid the kiss from his lips and took it in his hand, "Not all of us are badass ninja superheroes. I tried and they went gungho on me… so I improvised." He struggled to get the key in the hole and she snorted out as she grabbed the key and undid his bindings. She cut her eyes up at the feeling of him staring, "What?"
He cleared his throat and shook his head as he wrung at his freed wrists, "You are a lethal woman with such beautifully soft lips. I'm glad you're on my side."
She frowned deeply with a groan as she shook her head and moved down the hall, away from his puppy dog in love look, "C'mon Doctor D… let's get outta here before the reinforcements come." She heard him chuckle while her face burned from the blush.