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(Kitsune Flash Hideout)
Naruto slowly begins to wake up as he notices a certain somebody in his bed, one with pink hair. He smiles as Sakura cuddles his naked body, her bare C-cup boobs against his bare 8-pack.
"Nice one, Naruto," says the Kyuubi. "You managed to claim the virginity of two of your vixens. Now all that's left is the Yamanaka." The blond Jinchuuriki smiles.
"I'm just surprised that Sakura actually wanted me to have sex with her," he says as the pink haired kunoichi slowly stirs.
"Naruto-kun, what time is it?"
"It's 8 in the morning. Enjoyed your sleep Sakura-chan?" She nods as she kisses him on the lips, deep and slowly. They break up and begin to put their clothes on. They walk out of the room to see the results of the party last night. Hinata crashed on the couch in her underwear, Obito was lying on the table, Konan and Nagato were asleep on each other, Jiraiya was giggling unconscious, dreaming about Tsunade, and Ino and Tenten were asleep, cuddling each other.
"Jeez, they must've gotten wasted," says Sakura. Naruto walks over and gropes Hinata from behind. The Hyuga Heiress giggles quietly.
"Naruto-kun, please. You're tickling me." Her eyes slowly open to see a familiar set of hands on her D-cup breasts.
"Man Hinata, you got quite a rack on ya," says Naruto. Hinata turns red with embarrassment as she jumps away. "Sorry. I had to wake you up somehow."
"I-It's OK, Naruto-kun. I don't mind," she says sheepishly putting her index fingers together. Sakura goes over to Ino and Tenten and shakes them.
"Ino. Tenten. Wake up." The platinum blonde kunoichi and the weapon mistress slowly stir as they see the position they were in and quickly recoil.
"What the hell!? I'm not some body pillow," yells Ino.
"Screw you! You were cuddling me. I have no problem with girls who roll like that, but I am not the one you should be cuddling," says Tenten. The Yamanaka starts to blush.
"Roll that way? I am not gay!"
"I don't know," says Sakura. "You did try to love on me and Hinata a couple weeks ago.
"That was to mess with Naruto! You know that, Billboard Brow!"
"It is true. Ino-san did grope my breasts and said she loved them," says Hinata much to Ino's dismay.
"Not you too, Hinata." She looks to Naruto. "Back me up here!" The blond Jinchuuriki smirks.
"Well, Ino did have a crush on both me and Sakura-chan. She even wanted to have a threesome with us." Ino's blush deepens as she sinks to the ground.
"You guys are just so cruel," she says with comedical tears.
(Timeskip, 15 minutes later)
The team begins to enjoy breakfast as they go over their plan.
"We have to assume that Danzo has probably taken control of Konoha," says Naruto.
"So, what's the plan," asks Sakura.
"Well, first, I plan to use Reverse Summoning to send what's left of Sasuke to Danzo," says the blond Jinchuuriki as he takes a bite of his bagel.
"That'll send him a message that we're coming for him," says Ino.
"There's still the issue of the swarm of ROOT Ninja who want kill us," says Tenten.
"That's where we come in," says Konan.
"I still have my Six Paths of Pain," says Nagato.
"But I thought Naruto-kun destroyed them," says Hinata.
"One of them was destroyed beyond repair, but the others are still functional."
"Which one was destroyed," asks Naruto.
"The one that was turned into a frog statue." The blond Jinchuuriki rubs the back of his head as he smirks.
"Sorry about that. Nature Energy is very powerful stuff."
"No worries. I still have a replacement vessel." The others sweat drop.
"I'm glad they're on our side," says Sakura. Naruto looks to his team.
"What we are about to do will change Konoha for the better. We will have to kill a bunch of our own fellow ninja."
"We'll give Danzo the worst ass kicking ever. For Asuma-sensei," says Ino.
"For Kushina-san," says Hinata.
"For Itachi," says Sakura.
"For Tsunade," says Jiraiya.
"For Yahiko," says Nagato and Konan.
"For Rin," says Obito.
"For Dad," says Naruto. "Get ready. We leave in one hour."
(Konohagakure, ROOT Hideout)
Danzo sits atop his throne, the naked and battered body of Tsunade crucified behind him. A ROOT Ninja appears and kneels before him.
"Danzo-sama, Fu and Torune have come back. Sasuke isn't with them."
"Bring them." The messenger disappears and brings Fu and Torune to his throne. "I see you have come back empty handed."
"Please Danzo-sama! Forgive us! We we're ambushed," says Fu. Suddenly, a scroll appears in front of Danzo.
"What is that," asks Torune. Danzo opens the scroll to reveal a seal mark on it.
"Release!" In a puff of smoke, dismembered body parts spill out: arms, legs, and a head. The war hawks face hardens as he sees the head belonged to Sasuke.
"Is that Sasuke," says Fu in shock. They also noticed a message by the legs a slip of paper. Danzo picks up the piece of paper and reads it.
"It's from Naruto. It says 'You're next'. It also says to look in Sasuke's mouth." Torune grabs Sasuke's head and opens the mouth before tossing it away in disgust.
"THAT'S JUST SICK!" Fu looks at what Torune saw and gags.
"Well, I never knew Sasuke liked nuts," says the ROOT Yamanaka with a weak smile before throwing up. Danzo walks back to his throne.
"Tell the others to prepare for the arrival of Team Kitsune Flash." Fu and Torune nod as they head out. Tsunade weakly chuckles.
"I guess Sasuke was too weak for Naruto." Danzo glares at the busty blonde Hokage.
"That Jinchuuriki will fall like all the others who stand before us."
(5 miles from Konoha)
Team Kistune Flash and their Akatsuki allies trek towards the gate to Konoha. Naruto walks over to Obito.
"Hey man. I just wanted to say thanks for helping Sakura-chan." The Uchiha looks to the blond Jinchuuriki.
"It was nothing. I already lost Rin. I wouldn't want anyone else to feel the pain of losing a loved one."
"Ya know, this Rin you liked, she must've been a great girl." Obito smiles.
"Thanks, Naruto. You remind me of your father. Optimistic and quite a lady killer." Naruto laughs as they near the gate. They see two guards near the gate and hide in the bushes.
"They're ROOT ninjas," says Jiraiya. Nagato stands up.
"Let me deal with this," says the Rinnegan wielder as he and Konan walk to the two ROOT ninja, who stand alert.
"Who are you?!" Suddenly, the Tendo Pain drops from above and stabs one of the ninja in the back, through the lung. The other ROOT ninja goes to attack, only to get stopped by a swarm of paper that wraps him in a cocoon.
"I don't think so," says Konan as the man suffocates inside the cocoon. The others come out from the bushes.
"That was easy," says Ino.
"The real battle has yet to begin," says Sakura as she cracks her knuckles.
"Danzo must know we're here," says Tenten as she activates her gauntlets. "It'll make this even more fun."
"There's a group of ROOT Ninja not far away," says Hinata as she scouts ahead with her Byakugan.
"Good. Now, let's take back Konoha," yells Naruto as they rush through the gate. The group of ROOT Ninja see the mercenaries rushing at them. "Team Kitsune Flash is back in Konoha!" He summons a Rasengan in each hand.
To Be Continued
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