So this chapter is suggested by Guest and mariforalltmnteterna
So Tokyo Ghoul Characters Yomo and Touka are dating. How do you respond?
Nishiki: …
Nishiki: There's no shock in that. I mean, who wouldn't date her? Right now, she's is really beautiful. If I was single I will give that damn body a hard spa-.
Yomo: …/ -stares-
Nishiki: I will shut up.
Kaneki: Well, too good to be true. Congrats you too.
Kaneki: Heh.
Furuta: …
Furuta: Boss, I know that you're mad. But let's calm it down. Be happy, do it with me. Inhale
Sasaki: Furuta, stop!
Furuta: -fughhh- exhale –ahhh-
Furuta: Do you feel better know?
Sasaki: ….
Sasaki: I'm so out! I'm so done with you!
Hinami: I'm so happy Onee chan and Yomo Kun are getting along!
Touka: Hinami chan, we were getting always along.
Hinami: Yeah but, you know. Getting along in the other way.
Yomo: In what way?
Hinami: In a sexual way.
Touka/Yomo: …
Touka/Yomo: WHAT THE HELL!
Irimi: Congrats you too!
Koma: I'm so happy, that you guys are moving on.
Irimi: I knew this guys were unto something
Koma: Me too, since the day I sa-
Touka and Yomo points their kagune at Koma's throat.
Touka/Yomo *whisper*: Say something, ane you're dead!
Hinami: Since you saw what Koma Kun?
Koma *sweats drop*: N-nothing Hinami chan.
Hinami: ….
Ayato: …
Ayato: What a loud of bullshit!
Eto: Mind your words Ayato kun!
Ayato: It just, it just, it's just
Torso: What happen Ayato?
Ayato *whisper*: I approve of that guy, to be beside aneki side. His badass and cool like a um a big brother.
Yomo: *whisper*: Thank you.
Ayato: Shut it!
Touka: I want to cry!
Ayato: In you in the other hand, you are so freaking lame.
Touka: And here we go again!
Uta: hnnnngh!
Itori: Oh yisss!
Uta: I was waiting for this announcement!
Itori: Me too, and oh I'm so oh god yes!
Uta: Calm your tits Itori!
Itori: It's just ahh!
Yomo: Sickos!
Touka: I thought you're going to react more mature Uta san.
Uta: Ehhh, I'm mature for this announcement. It's just seeing a perfect couple like you guys, dating. It's like uhh how can I say it!
Yomo: What nonsense are you insinuating now?
Uta: Perfect couple!
Touka: Eh?
Itori: Pefect couple example like those humans Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Everybody went high heels when they got together.
Touka: …
Touka *blushes*: Shut it, I'm not that perfect! Stupid!
Yomo *whispers*: You're perfect to me.
Touka *Blushes more*: You're n-not helping Renji!
Uta: I mean just look at you two. Renji Kun has a damn sexy body that proclaims that "macho vibe" when you see him enter the room. Or more, when he is without his shirt.
Nico: Sometimes I wonder, if you're really gay, Uta Kun. You're always saying this and that about renji.
Uta: Gay is not the right world, its bisexual. Continuing what I was talking about.
Uta: On the other hand, Touka chan. Damn, that girl has the strength, the beauty, the figure, the personality and so many things a man desire on a ghoul woman.
Kimi: Don't forget her beautiful kagune! When I see that beautiful kagune she had, I started wondering if I was becoming bisexual myself.
Nishiki: …
Nishiki: What?
Uta: Thank you, Kimi chan. To bring that up, the beautiful kagune that touka chan has. Now adding all those thing. Touka is beyond perfection.
Touka: I'm not stupid mask maker!
Uta: See that guys, the reason why she is perfect. Is not just her beauty, but the perfect appeal of her is the thing of "tsunderism".
Itori: That's right, guys the tsundereism the new appeal of the 21th centhury of ghouls of tomorrow.
Uta: You guys, here have this, a picture of the lovely touka chan in her kagune, blushing like madly yelling stupid, wearing a beautiful a one piece white dress.
Kaneki: Oh my!
Fuurta: Dayum, fine booty she has!
Hide: …
Hide*bites his lips*: That's so sexy!
Shirazu: …
Shirazu: Yes!
Mutsuki: Oh my tralala
Saiko: I think I'm beginning to be a bisexual.
Kukie: …
Kukie: She's something.
Amon: …
Amon: *winks*
Banjou: You. Me. Let's get married!
Tsukiyama: So Dolce!
Touka: …
Touka Blushes like madly: You you you ahhhhh!
Yomo: …
Yomo: UTA YOU LITTLE MOTHER OF!
Uta *shhh*
Yomo: You did this on purpose!
Uta: I did not, look Renji Kun!
Uta slowly shows a picture to renji of Touka. When she was little, holding a bird.
Yomo: …
Yomo: -STARES-
Yomo breaks Uta's nose and his ding ding dong. Uta falls to the ground.
Yomo: So
Yomo: so
Yomo *blushes*
Yomo: Mother effin kawaii!
Author Note: So, Renji has a fetish of birds and cute little girls. Huh? Actually that's one of the few sexy head cannons I have for Yomo. So don't critique me! Well, actually this request I felted pretty well, writing it. Anyways guys, I have one question for you, when I was reading your comments, your request just feature kaneki? Um it's not that I don't like that. But I'm pretty sure, the other characters deserve more love too. Like for example hide!
Anyways, I hope you like it. I love you all so much
Alecastro (*_*)7