Author's note: Well, I'm back. This should be the coup de grace. Anyway read on and if you like it say buttersnap in a review. If you hate it, leave no review or put fartfignutten. It will amuse me.

Last time:

Like a miniature sun the technique fell towards the ground. All my foes abandoned anything they were doing and started running away. But my jutsu was moving faster than most of them. The only person who could probably get out of the range of this jutsu was probably Minato. Too bad for him though. This jutsu was just to get the riff-raft out of the way so I could kill him.

Then the jutsu hit the ground and all went white. No sound was made before the loud roar of the sound barrier being broken thundered across the area for miles. Like a foot stepping onto a sand castle, all the material beneath my ultimate move simply stop existing as anything more than singular particles as they attempted to move out of the way of the sheer destructive power I had unleashed .Even while the technique persisted I began to scan for Minato.

It was time to finish him.

Currently:

Flame. Glorious, cleansing and devouring flame. Golden hues, splashed with the blood brother of red, spattered in whites and oranges. Then the oddball brothers of black flame, the midnight stowaway, and the blue specks dotted here and about. It has the power to destroy, to evoke emotion from the primitive recesses of human minds, that of which we had thought we had long evolved from. A primal fear, an unceasing curiosity, and an unbridled lust to control that which we have no right to command. This is why the gods command it, why the Kyuubi no Yoko proclaimed it's sovereignty over the element, and why fittingly enough, the most powerful shinobi nation took it as it's banner.

But the shear devastation I had caused with it today was to be noted. The legends of shinobi history, the first Hokage and Madara Uchiha, the estranged patriarch of a dead clan, various other kage, and even some masters of the lands of iron. Even the most notable example, the sage of six paths would say a few simple words when they saw the destruction my trump card had created. Well, really one word, the word I found myself uttering even as I tried to spy my f- Minato.

"Damn. I really over did it."

I really had. There wasn't much chakra left in my after that, mostly just kyuubi's chakra and dust. The destruction I had caused covered miles, and at the epicenter was a hole big enough to fit the leaf village deep enough that it faded into darkness. When I finally found Minato I cursed. He was standing at the rim of my work, every person who had been attacking me saved by his jutsu, the fucking Hirashien. Forget Madara and his Hax no jutsus, Minato was the goddamn cheater!

I flung myself towards them. Like a flaming herald of doom, steam and smoke whipping around my body. Red wisps of power flaking off my body and floating in my wake like red snow. I crashed into the ground, snarling and growling in hatred. The mellow I had slowly been building gone.

"Why damn it! Why can't you all DIE! Everyone, every single damn one of you don't get. You don't know what's best for me, what I need. I'm not some project, not some lost soul that needs to be saved. Since the day I entered this world I have been used as some tool in your plans. You Minato, I'm your lynchpin to happiness. You get me and Kushina stops smoking, stops crying in her room when she thinks she's alone. Narumi quits obsessing, quits chasing me. Your village stops riding you over your betrayer son. All of it. You really wouldn't know how I know this but you all seem to forget, Kyuubi is the biju of emotions, mainly negative emotions. She enjoys slipping these facts to me."

I turned to Mikoto.

"You! I'm not your son I never was. You had two and you monumentally fucked up. Well, have another go. Sleep with Minato for all I care, just leave me the fuck alone! I'm tired of you being used to fuck with me. I had loved you like a mother and you tried to betray me. Now, you're like the rest, trying to use me as a step towards your goal. I won't have it."

I then whipped my smoldering gaze towards Tsunade.

"You... I trusted you for a time. You also had me convinced that you wanted me for family, that you were not going to betray me. Then you went insane. I'm not Nawaki or Dan, I'M NARUTO! N-A-R-U-T-O! Get it right woman! Stop living in strange sexual fantasies and losing yourself to the ignorant and virulent frothing lust for myself and that of the people you believe I am."

Once more I relocated my eyes to the glistening orbs of Shiro. Or at least the one orb that is shedding tears, the other one was the lust filled hateful gaze of the Wretched Egg.

"You, I felt something for you, wretched or otherwise. But then you decided you would try to stop me from doing that which has been my one driving goal since I was a small child. You had to prevent me from fulfilling my destiny of killing Minato. Another betrayal, I seriously don't know why I didn't expect it."

My gaze simply glossed over Kurenai, she was of no consequence. Instead it returned to the rest of my erstwhile kin.

"Kushina and Narumi. You need to get this through your sick, demented, and thick UZUMAKI skulls! I am not your family, I will never love either of you. You have done nothing but cause me trouble and tribulations! Our evil heritage is nearly as bad as the Uchiha. A legacy of hatred and lust for revenge You may have forgotten it, but I haven't. But I also break the mold, I am not trying to fulfill it. I am trying to kill someone who deserves to die. Minato Namikaze."

"Now if you all will do something for me. Die!"

With that combat resumed. Jutsus were flung every which way. The earth shook and shattered as the titans of strength that Tsunade and I were made use of it. Minato was a blur, preventing me from dealing any truly debilitating blows upon anyone. Kushina and Narumi worked in tandem, attempting to ensnare my body with their chains. In anger I let several chakra tail form and battle it out. My ultimate chakra form had easily returned all my chakra and strength to me mere moments after using my most powerful jutsu. Nature's power was thriving through me.

I jumped backwards from several water dragons summoned in by Kurenai and decided to fight back with some more permanent summons. With several seals, three large bone constructs of foxes appeared. Kyuubi may have killed them all, but a few well placed seals and some chakra had them moving.

I grinned demonically until with two large plumes of smoke, two massive summons had appeared. Gamabunta and his slug counterpart from Tsunade. Though my foxes were smaller, they were faster and their fire and sharp claws were just as dangerous as Bunta's steel tanto.

I moved my attention back to the fight just in time to dodge Shiro's onslaught. Sharp whips of blood, attacking almost without guidance. I make quick work of them before tackling the blood user, herself. I grappled with her for a moment before finding myself atop her, pinning her to the ground. I brought back a hand, fingers splayed like sharp daggers to rip straight through her chest.

Then I was sent flying, a boulder courtesy of Tsunade slamming into my side. I crushed the massive rock and roared angrily.

"ROARAGHGHHGROARINGNGNNG!"

I flung myself back into the fray, tearing and clawing with reckless abandon, attempting to swat down my foes. Then it hit me and I suddenly stopped moving. I grabbed the side of my head and stepped back. My hesitation cost me. I was suddenly blindsided by Narumi, who finally caught me with a mixture of bear hug and chakra chains.

But I paid no attention, lost in thought. I had to speak to Kyuubi. She had tried to control me by making me lose myself to bloodlust.

…...Within Naruto's mind...

"KYUUBI!"

"Yes, my lovely cage," the voice purred, amused by it's self being caught in obvious control.

"You said that you were going to help me, not control me. If you aren't going to keep your side of the bargain, well... well why should I?"

With that, before another word could be said, I fired up my Mangekyo Sharingan forcing Kyuubi into total subservience. Promises made ages ago ignored. A sudden calm took over, my mind placed in a sudden peaceful state I hadn't experienced in years. Like the cloud of rage and hatred had been lifted.

"Bravo, brother o'mine. Finally deducing it. It was wonderful years watching you struggle with rage, how to control that which sought to control you. Kukuku..."

"What... what do you mean?" I stammered out. For once I was out of my element.

"Oh... seems I let the cat out the bag. Well, no reason not to tell you the full story. Sit back, get a drink this will be a story for the ages..." A sudden chair appeared beneath Yami.

I thought of a chair for a moment and a cushy recliner appeared.

"So... where to begin yes? How about... OH! Yes, that will do. The Sage of bullshit powers fought the Jubi Yes? Turned it into the biju we know and love. Established a hierarchy, a chain of command, Kyuubi at the top and Ichibi at the bottom. Anyway, before all that, there was the Rabbit Goddess. A silly human princess who got the great idea to eat the fruit of the Shinju tree, a sleeping god... well the sort of husk of a primordial god.

Anyway, she went power crazy, while the Shinju tree got mad, and then the sage was born from her womb and made things all better, well sort of. Regardless, the sage had three children, the Senju, the Uchiha, and the Uzumaki. Well, you already know the hatred story part right? Yeah, well, the Kyuubi didn't appreciate that and started mucking about with things. With her always trying to take over your mind with rage and anger, it was no wonder you were always two seconds from exploding. The old fox sure loved fucking with you.

Now that you're finally free from her rage powers, that she was using to mind fuck you by the way, you can think straight. Well, less circular then before."

"So... another fucking betrayal. Great, what next? You gonna take over my body, tell me your evil plan that involves me and what ever makes me so goddamn special."

"But you are special brother, you have the blood of the three children of the sage. You even got the strongest biju in your gut, even if she's a bitch she is fifty percent of what the biju once was. You're probably the most powerful human-ish being that ever lived. Not to mention every little power you got added by the strong humans around you."

"Still, it's really fucking annoying," I argued petulantly.

"Well, here's a plan. Fucking tell everyone fuck off and do 'nothing', how about that?"

"I can do that?" I asked.

"Why the fuck not?" Was Yami's succinct reply.

"You know what, sure, why not, I say fuck it. But if Minato get's to close, I'm ending the flaky bitch."

"That's the spirit tiger!"

…...Once more out in the real world...

"Hey Narumi?" I asked.

"Yeah nii-san," she returned.

"Would you kindly get the fuck off me."

With that, I punted her off and turned towards the now once more standing still combatants. Every single one looked fatigued, and like they were about to fall over. I looked at every one of them and decided that it was time.

I walked slowly over to Minato who looked confused.

"I'm ending this fight. I'm tired, bored, and really sick of all this fighting. So," I spread my arms, "Give me a fucking hug."

Tears sprung in Minato's eyes and he moved forward to hug me, the rest watching in silence. As Minato closed the last two inches, I smiled. I then took the kunai I had seen on his vest and stabbed it straight into his chest, directly into the heart. As the man staggered back, I chuckled.

"By the way, Katsu," and in an explosion of guts and gore, Minato exploded into a million pieces, blood drenching every person in it's disgusting radius.

I then turned to the shocked crowd.

"You really thought I would forgive him? Meh, your retarded-ness. Anyway, I got places to be so..." and with those last words I started running.

Author's note: Kinda done, I decided after seconds of thought I am by my holy left testicle that I will write a sequel. So cliffhanger no jutsu. Bye!

Part 2 will be called, "Out of darkness" Watch for it.