-the next day-
Ice-sun: There's a circus in town. I'm taking Featherwind with me. If anyone else wants to tag along, go ahead.
Mint-chip and Joey: I hate clowns.
Izzy: FUCK YEAH!
Kat: I was harassed by a clown. (A/N: True story.)
Ice-sun Izzy and Featherwind: *leave*
-later, at the circus-
The Free-master: *walks onto the stage* Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Welcome, to the Free-master's Circus! Where you will find an amazing, and quite literally, killing performance! So amazing that you'll never want to leave! *smirks and his eyes glow blue for a second* For our first act, we have the Firebreather! *walks backstage*
The Firebreather: *walks onto the stage* Hello everyone! *takes out a torch* Who here likes fire?!
Random person: *raises his hand*
The Firebreather: *blows the fire into the person's face*
Person: *dead*
The Firebreather: *goes backstage*
The Free-master: *walks back onto the stage* This man is dead. This is not a part of the act. If you wish to leave, do so now. *eyes glow blue*
Most of the people: *run out screaming*
Ice-sun: Where do I recognize this guy from? *hears screams then silence coming from outside*
The Free-master: Those of you who stayed are smart. The people who run… Die. The people who don't, conquer their fears and will live to see another hour at least.
Featherwind: I feel such an odd mix of joy and mortal terror.
Ice-sun: *thinking face* I recognize this maniac from my childhood. *realization*
Featherwind: Ice, are you okay? *shakes his shoulder*
Ice-sun: *I know who this guy is.*
Featherwind: *From where?*
Ice-sun: *He looks like my father. When we were little he looked like that.*
Featherwind: *That doesn't mean that he's your father. He may just be some man that looks like him.*
Ice-sun: What is your real name Free-master?!
The Free-master: Owen, my good sir! Owen Kisler!
Ice-sun: *eyes widen*
Featherwind: Ice? I-Is that him?
Ice-sun: I-I think so. Do you remember Luke Kisler?!
The Free-master: *disappears in black smoke and reappears in front of them* Yes. Yes I do.
Featherwind: *startled* Eep!
Izzy: I like your eyes. How do you do the glowy thing?
The Free-master: I see that your girlfriend here is startled easily, the other one… I don't know her deal. eh Luke? Or should I say Ice?
Ice-sun: It's really you.
The Free-master: You remember what my profession was right?
Ice-sun: Yeah, you were an anarchist.
The Free-master: Good boy. I guess killing people runs in the family, because Joe got a job as a hitman if I'm not mistaken.
Featherwind: Eh. He did. Then again, we're all kind of homicidal.
The Free-master: I see. *eyes glow blue again* You three can leave. *smirks* I have shown you mercy.
Ice-sun: We'll leave on one condition. When you are done here, you will come to our house and tell me how you look so young.
The Free-master: Deal.
-later-
Ice-sun: Minty, our father was running the circus.
Featherwind: I will say it again. I felt such an odd mix of joy and mortal terror.
Mint-chip: Really?! *hears the doorbell ring*
Ice-sun: That would be him. *opens the door*
Free-master: *walks in* Ah, Ice, so good to see you again.
Mint-chip: Dad?
Free-master: Hello Minty.
Ice-sun: Now tell us.
Free-master: Well. *strokes the rim of his top-hat* I'm part demon… Well, rather three quarters demon.
Featherwind: Cool.
Ice-sun: That explains most of it.
Free-master: You see, I can control people's bodies, while their minds are still their own. So you can do it as well.
Ice-sun: That's fuck-
Free-master: Language! *eyes glow blue*
Featherwind: That's what I always say!
Ice-sun: *puts his finger up to his mouth in a shushing motion* Wait, why can't I swear anymore?
Free-master: You see, *strokes the rim of his top-hat again* I can technically program my family and people who work at the circus.
Featherwind: I just usually hit him on the back of the head. Controlling them is a bit overkill.
Free-master: Overkill is my middle name. *smirks and chuckles*
Ice-sun: *puts his hand over his mouth* Wait, so it's kind of like sign language right? If I say a different curse word, the motion is different? Damn that's elaborate!
Free-master: Yup. *puts his cane on the ground and leans on it*
Featherwind: We can figure it out through context.
Izzy, Dawnleg, Sheila, and Garnet: You can still flip people off.
Free-master: Well, I'd best be off. *eyes glow blue again* I'll need a place to stay while I'm in town.
Mint-chip: You can stay here if you want to.
Free-master: Sure.
Featherwind: *facepalms*
Free-master: *leaves*
Featherwind: You just let another killer into the house. Bravo.
Mint-chip: He's not a killer, he's fighting for what he believes in. Is that so wrong?
Featherwind: He said and I quote "I have shown you mercy." That doesn't mean he'll do it again. I don't want to be rude. I really don't. I'm just a little scared of him. Sorry.
Ice-sun: Everyone should be afraid of that guy. I mean, he's a mass murdering psychopath who's three fourths demon. What's not to be afraid of?
Freeze-star: Are you talking about dad?
Ice-sun: Yeah.
Featherwind: Again, sorry if I'm hating on him.
Freeze-star: I can do what he can do. He taught me.
Featherwind: I must admit, the control aspect is quite cool.
Freeze-star: Might I add, I'm only your half-sister remember? I'm also part Dullahan.
Featherwind: (O.O) That's it. You're officially my new best friend.
Freeze-star: I can show you my horse if you want.
Featherwind and Kat: YES! *brofist*
Freeze-star: *walks into the backyard and brings in a black horse and a spine whip*
Featherwind: Wicked. Quote Ron Weasley.
Freeze-star: (-_-) I've never seen Harry Potter.
Featherwind: *le gasp*
Kat: *hisses*
Freeze-star: *facepalms* I'm gonna go ride around. *gets on her horse and leaves*
Kat: *puts on headphones and leaves*
-meanwhile-
Free-master: For our second act, we have the most beautiful, charming, and seductive woman in the world. *walks off stage*
Melinda: *walks on stage*
All the men: *eyes widen*
Melinda: If someone could come up here that would be great.
All the men: *raise their hands*
Melinda: *points at one*
Person: *walks on stage*
Melinda: *sucks out his soul and walks off stage*
Person: *withered and dead*
Free-master: *walks back on stage* Again, run if you want to!
Some of the people: *run out*
Free-master: Bye then!
-later-
Izzy: PINEAPPLES! Hey Dawnleg, Leggy, Leggy, where are the pineapples?
Free-master: *walks in* Hello everyone!
Izzy: PINEAPPLES! *glomps Free-master*
Free-master: *eyes glow blue* I brought my brother. And can you please get off me?
Dead-light: *walks in and his eyes glow purple* Hello. *cracks his neck, his back and his knuckles* Just gonna get this outta the way now, I get along with undead people better than living people.
Izzy: I WILL NEVER DISMOUNT!
Free-matser: *sighs*
Dead-light: Should I bring them in?
Free-master: No.
Izzy: *sitting on Free-masters head* SALLY FORTH TO VICTORY!
Free-master: *eyes glow blue* Get off me please.
Izzy: Fine. You asked nicely. *divebombs Kat* ATTACK OF THE PINEAPPLE DEMONS!
Kat: AHHHHHHHH! *runs away*
Dead-light: Are there any undead or SANE people around here?
Izzy: Sheila's undead. She also is bipolar and has ADHD. Go find some of the pastas.
Michael: *facepalm* I'm sane AND undead.
-later-
Mint-chip: *walks out of his room mortified*
Ice-sun: What?
Mint-chip: I'm quitting my job for reasons that-
Izzy: KILL THE PROSTITUTE! *high fives Dawnleg*
Mint-chip: They want me to kill Ice.
Dawnleg: They gave you his old pic right? Just tell them you couldn't find him. "I am sorry but I was unable to discover this man."
Mint-chip: They know that he's my brother!
Izzy: Tell them that he left without telling you anything.
Mint-chip: They'll fire me anyways! *pulls out his phone and dials the office* I quit. I can't kill my brother… Try me. *hangs up* They said they'll send someone else to do it.
Featherwind: *sadness just radiating from her in those weird anime waves*
Dead-light: If they kill him I can bring him back.
Kat: *shrugs and puts on her headphones*
Mint-chip: I don't know what they'll do or who they'll send. Let's just hope to GOD that it's not Xavier Peterson.
Featherwind: Who?
Mint-chip: He's was the second best hitman before I left. Now he's number one.
Featherwind: Ah…
Xavier: *kicks the door down*
Kat and Featherwind: Eep!
Xavier: *scans the room for Ice-sun* Where is he? *puts on his goggles and scans the room again*
All: *shrug*
Xavier: *starts talking into the microphone that he has on his ear and starts to run upstairs* Target spotted, should I take the shot?
Kat: *facepalms* Dude, you don't say that in a room full of witnesses. And you don't shoot from INSIDE the house!
Xavier: *shoots his sniper*
Ice-sun: *gets hit in the arm* OW!
Featherwind: *grabs the cobwebs and bandages Ice-sun's arm*
Kat: *facepalms again* Seriously dude? YOU DON'T ATTEMPT TO KILL SOMEONE IN A ROOM FULL OF WITNESSES!
Xavier: *chuckles* It amazes me how stupid people can be sometimes. *shoots Ice-sun again in the chest*
Kat: *smirks* It amazes me how stupid YOU are.
Xavier: Oh, I know. He's a ghoul. That's the only way he could survive a thirty-five caliber bullet to the chest.
Kat: Not what I meant.
Xavier: They said to take the lives of whoever stood in my way. *pulls out a pistol and shoots Kat in the leg* I won't kill a little girl though.
Kat: (-_-) One: Joey, Izzy and I couldn't die anyways. Two: you did NOT just call me a little girl.
Xavier: You look little to me. *shoots Ice-sun in the head* My work here is done.
Kat: *deadpans* Again, one: You're like what, seventeen? Three year age difference. Two: You have to deal with all of his friends now. Good luck with that.
Xavier: *pulls out a device, presses a button and teleports away*
-at the office-
Xavier: *warps in* I killed the target.
Cody: Good. I have another target for you.
Xavier: Who is it?
Cody: A woman named Martha. She supposedly lives in the same household as the last target.
Xavier: Yes sir. I'm on it.
-later-
Izzy: I think if he shows up again we could use our author powers and make him shoot himself. it's like mind control, except they can't resist unless one of us resists.
Joey: Nah.
-in Martha's room-
Martha: *on her bed listening to music and reading a book*
Xavier: *teleports in* You have been hit. *tries to shoot Martha in the head*
Izzy: *busts in* NO! STOP! SHE IS UNDER PROTECTION OF LORD DEATH HIMSELF!
Martha: *kicks Xavier's pistol away*
Xavier: The CIA doesn't give a shit about what Lord Death says apparently. *takes out another pistol and pistol whips Martha*
Martha: *knocked out*
Xavier: *grabs Martha and teleports them out*
Ice-sun: *in a hospital bed in the house, in a coma*
-at the office-
Xavier and Martha: *warp in*
Cody: You messed up twice in a row. You didn't kill her OR Luke.
Xavier: What? I shot him in the head! That had to have killed him!
Cody: Well it didn't! And you know what happens to people who are sloppy and don't get the job done. *takes out a pistol and aims at Xavier's head* I'm sorry son.
Xavier: No… I'm not gonna get killed by scum like you! I won't! *shoots Cody in the head* Survival of the fittest, remember Dad? You were always a horrible father. *grabs Martha and teleports out*
-later at Xavier's house-
Xavier and Martha: *warp in*
Dawnleg: *kicks down the door* BITCH NO!
Xavier: *pulls out a gun* Get away. I've had a horrible day.
Dawnleg: Don't give one shit 'bout yo bitch ass life. NOW!
Xavier: Quit acting like you're black. Because your a fucking cat-woman-thing.
Sheila: *pukes on Xavier* Congrats. You now have the plague.
Xavier: *glares at Sheila* That was disgusting. *puke evaporates*
Sheila: I know. Garnet!
Garnet: *crashes through the window using 3DMG* DIE BITCH! *cuts his achilles heel*
Xavier: *still standing and his heel, well, it heals* Like I'm the bitch here. *kicks Garnet into the wall and holds up Sheila by the neck* If you try to give me a plague again, I will send you to the fucking underworld. You hear?
Sheila: How can you send someone to the underworld when a) they're already dead, *phases through his hand* And b) is the daughter of Zalgo, who is pretty much Satan. So yeah… *cries blood* No threat detected.
Xavier: Oh so you're his daughter? I know the guy, my dad made me sell my soul to him. We're good friends.
Sheila: Yup. Thats right. Dammit. You're going to 'cleanse' me aren't you?
Xavier: What do you mean? *kicks Sheila into a wall*
Sheila: Ok. You're not freakishly obsessed with Christ. *turns gaseous* (A/N: That means she turned into a form where her body is 100% gas ie: helium)
Xavier: *shoots at Dawnleg with a sniper*
Dawnleg: Lol nope. Can't touch this mofo. Is a hologram. *bullets pass through her body*
Xavier: *shoots at Garnet* However, she is not.
Garnet: *dodges bullets* I was trained in the military and fight Titans, pretty much fucking giants. And there's only one way to kill them. And I'm wearing a bulletproof vest. Yeah.
Xavier: Why go through all this trouble just to kill me?
Dawnleg: Because she's our friend. AND FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! Lol nope. JK.
Xavier: *facepalms* How am I not surprised. *runs out of the house*
Garnet: Bitch no. *shoots 3DMG into his legs and catches up*
Xavier: *pulls the 3DMG out of his legs and keeps running*
Garnet: *slashes the back of his knees, cutting the tendons so he trips and falls*
Xavier: *falls but the wounds start steaming and he crawls*
Garnet: Steam? HE'S A TITAN! BITCH GET BACK HERE! *slashes at his neck*
Xavier: *rolls out of the way*
Garnet: HE'S A TITAN!
Coleman: *tackles Garnet* He is NOT a titan! He's a hybrid. He must be.
Xavier: *wounds heal and starts running*
Garnet: HE MUST DIE! HYBRID OR NOT! HE'S EVIL AND PART TITAN!
Coleman: You sound like Eren right now!
Yuzuki: Y-Yeah… It's kinda scary...
Xavier: If you want to kill anyone, kill Zalgo! He's the one who made me what I am today!
Sheila: He may have made you half-titan but he didn't make you hateful. And….. he's kinda immortal….
Xavier: *chuckles and stops running* You're right, he didn't make me hateful. That was my father's doing. Making me kill people since I was ten. But now that he's dead, I can do anything I want to. *pulls out a knife and runs into the forest* That's right, ANYTHING. It's been a while since I've done this, but I'm gonna try it. *cuts his hand and turns into a 16-meter titan* Wow!
Coleman: *sees a lightning bolt in the forest and his eyes widen* Oh no. *gets up and uses his 3DMG to go into the forest* Where is he?
Xavier: *comes out of nowhere and grabs Coleman*
Coleman: *stabs Xavier in the hand* You son of a bitch. LET ME GO!
Xavier: *throws Coleman out of the forest and runs away*
Coleman: *sticks the landing* God damnit! If only I could do that… *realization* I just had a brilliant idea.
Yuzuki: O-Oh god...
-the next day-
Xavier: *eating a chocolate bar*
Kat: *comes out of nowhere and takes the chocolate* No chocolate for you.
Xavier: I don't like chocolate anyways. Plus, I don't need to eat.
Kat: (O.O) Ooooookay…
Coleman: *comes out of nowhere and stomps Xavier to the ground* Bitch.
Kat: Be nice.
Xavier: *takes out spiked brass knuckles and punches Coleman in the face*
Coleman: *puncture wounds start steaming and he pops his jaw back into place* That hurt.
Yuzuki: *pops up* (O.O) T-T-T-T-T-T-Titan…
Xavier: *chuckles, shoots himself in the foot and turns into a titan*
Coleman: *bites his hand and turns into a 15-meter titan*
Yuzuki: (O.O)
Xavier: *punches Coleman in the face*
Coleman: *blocks the punch and trips Xavier*
Xavier: *gets up and kicks Coleman in the face*
Coleman: *falls down*
Xavier: *pins Coleman to the ground and bites the nape of his neck*
Coleman: *unconscious*
Xavier: *rips Coleman out of the titan and starts running*
Kat and Yuzuki: (O.O)
Yuzuki: *uses 3DMG to chase Xavier and Coleman*
Kat: *still just standing there*
Xavier: *long gone*
-later-
Xavier: *sitting on the couch in his father's house when he gets shot in the arm* What the fuck? *sees a rocket heading straight for him and he dodges out of the way*
Hooded guy: *comes in behind Xavier and throws him into a wall*
Xavier: *rips the guys robe off and his eyes widen*
Henry: *kicks Xavier into a wall*
Xavier: *puts on the spiked brass knuckles and punches Henry in the face*
Henry: *pops his jaw back into place, grabs Xavier by the neck and starts choking him* Why did you kill dad?!
Xavier: He deserved to die.
Henry: THAT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD! *chokes him more*
Xavier: He was trying to kill me.
Henry: *lets go of Xavier* You should've taken the bullet.
Xavier: *gasping for air* Survival of the fittest. That's what he told us in training remember?
Henry: Yes, I remember. *kicks Xavier through the wall*
Coleman: *wakes up* What was that noise? Where am I?
Henry: *kicks the door down* Go.
Coleman: *runs out*
-later-
Ice-sun: *wakes up* What happened?
Mint-chip: You were in a coma. After getting shot in the face. It's a miracle that you survived.