19. Nico comes in and tells you he's pregnant from Piper.
It was a normal day in the Artemis cabin. The Hunters complained about children of Aphrodite and the male demigods. The Ares cabin had been mysteriously burned down and for some reason on Olympus Ares had one gold and one silver arrow in his butt cheeks. Also, Apollo was tending to some injuries Artemis had obtained from somewhere.
Milky was jumping excitedly around the cabin, watching some video on a laptop that no one had thought to confiscate from her.
"What are you watching?" Hyaline asked, holding an Artemis Fowl book in one hand and Mockingjay in the other.
She showed her the video. PJO demigods singing Disney. Soon, Hyaline was also laughing.
"Oh, gods!" Hyaline cried out holding her side. "That's funny."
Thalia sighed. She looked at Valiena and Natalie. Natalie was complaining that she hadn't had any screentime since These Are The Moments. Valiena just held her head in her hands and sighed loudly.
"Milky." Phoebe called. "One of those revolting demigod boys want to talk to you."
Milky stood up, handing Hyaline the laptop. Hyaline started watching some random video. It was a German version of Dynamite by Taio Cruz. Milky wasn't even sure if Hyaline even understood a thing the people were saying. Milky did, obviously. Mary-sues are fluent in all languages, didn't you know.
Nico stood on the other side of the door. He looked nervous and scared, along with a little bit worried. So, really just worried, but Milky loves her synonyms.
"I have to tell you something."
"What is it."
Nico looked at the other Hunters in distaste. His eyes snapped back up to meet Milky's. "In private, if you mind."
Milky looked up at Thalia. "Is it okay if—"
"Just go." The eternally fifteen-year-old said. "Surely, we could blow up the Hermes cabin without you."
"Okay." Milky left with Nico.
They went to a secluded area of camp. The two thirteen-year-olds looked at each other; Nico waiting for Milky to say something, and Milky wanting him to spill his secret or whatever he was doing.
Finally Milky spoke. "What did you want to tell me?"
Nico took a big breath. "I wanted to tell you I am pregnant."
"Um… Nico? You're a boy."
"So? I'm having a child and Piper's the father! What do I do?"
"Nico! Piper's a girl? What are you? Gender-confused. Actually, that makes sense. It explains a lot."
Nico grimaced, but the grimace was quickly changed to a pout. He even hard tears threatening to fall. "Why don't you support me in my hard times of being a teenage parent?"
"Nico, you're a boy." Nico just looked confused. Milky began to get scared. What if he was telling the truth?
That would mean… No! It's the mother of all bad fanfictions. It's Mpreg!(1) Milky screamed. She swooned and started to convulse on the ground.
Nico screamed in terror. "Milky are you all right?" She couldn't answer him. She was too busy screaming.
"Calm down, Milky. You're scaring me."
Milky just shook her head. "Can't… help it."
Nico bit his lip, a bit worried. He started screaming for the Apollo campers.
Three hours later, he was leaning over her. She was entirely unconscious. Will stood next to him, giving Nico instructions on how to properly take care of the other teen. "And my sister is a big idiot," Will was saying. "So this kind of illness does not surprise me. It best not to bring up anything that might trigger another… attack."
"Like what?"
Will shrugged. "Whatever was going on when she.. well, you know."
Milky opened her eyes. "What… what happened?"
"You… fainted." Will answered. "You're fine now, though."
In Cabin Ten, the Seven sat around bored. The Stolls were also there, smiling mischievously as the both conspired plans in their very twisted minds.
"When's Death Breath getting back?" Leo complained. "I want to play more."
Percy groaned. "It shouldn't be taking this long. Cabin Ten and Eight are right next to each other. Seriously?"
Annabeth sighed. "He'll get back when he gets back."
"How do you know?" Percy asked. "Maybe he shadow-traveled away and didn't even do the dare. It sounds like something he would do."
Nico materialized in the cabin. "Finally!" Leo exclaimed.
Jason looked a bit relieved as he asked, "What took you so long?" He had been worried for Nico.
"For now on don't even bother asking me to pick truth or dare. That is the last time I ever pick dare again."
"What happened?" Destiny questioned, looked concerned.
Nico told them everything. Piper rolled her eyes when he finished. "I told you to tell I was pregnant and you were the father, not the other way around!"
1. Okay, Mpreg isn't that bad.
2. I loved writing this chapter
3. That youtube video is awesome. You guys need to watch it.
4. Now I'm on to the next one