This randomly popped into my head one day. A lot of you have guess what happened to Evelyn, so I'm just going to reveal what it is here instead of the big reveal in 'The Snake Charmer'. That will still be a big reveal to the characters, but it won't be so shocking to all of you. Because you guys kept guessing right. Here I was thinking I was being clever… (pouts)

Anyway, this will be a unusual conversation between husband and wife. Because how many couples actually have talks like this one? If you recall correctly, Evelyn commented on Doffy have a high sex drive during her talk with Rocinante in 'The Emerald Rose'. Now with Evelyn as a doll, she can't do anything for her husband sexually. And she knows how he can get.

The big question is what does Doffy say about it? Read on and find out. This is one of those serious chapters.

Disclaimer: Don't own One Piece or Harry Potter. Nope. Atticus and Estrella are mine, though.

Here the Chapter Starts

Her skin was hard, light reflecting off the pristine porcelain as her jointed fingers flexed. The porcelain was ivory white, bright green petals painted around her wrists, neck, and down her legs. Her once silky obsidian hair that cascaded down her back was now simple black yarn braided into dreadlocks.

Sugar tried to turn her into a toy that would still be pretty. In a sense, she did succeed. Most of her other toys looked like something that belongs in a toy box. Doflamingo told Evelyn that he wanted to put her up on a padded throne in the middle of a shrine. Thankfully the new porcelain body is sturdy enough to still smack her husband when he was being a dork.

There is still a problem with her new body, however. She's stuck in it until they can find a doctor that is willing to cure her ailments. She doubts they ever would. Law, with his Ope-Ope no Mi, would be the closest candidate. But while there is a chance of him fixing the trauma to her brain, he would not be able to repair her heart. And that is what was slowly killing her.

Doflamingo doesn't want to hear it. He fully believes that she can be cured. That she can be saved. That he can spare Atticus the pain he suffered as a child. That he can do what his father failed to do, save the life of the one he loves. But she knows that this is beyond even his power.

He will refuse to even acknowledge such a fact. Meaning she'll stay like this until Sugar either dies or loses consciousness due to shock or trauma. And just to make sure no one does that to the young girl, other members of the Family protect her. Mainly Monet, with others doing so when the older sister is on a mission elsewhere.

And so long as Evelyn is stuck in this porcelain body, she can do nothing for her husband. They can still talk. They can hug. He kisses her cold surface but she can't return the favor. She can't do anything for him in many regards.

This has been on her mind for some time. And while it isn't one she likes to think about, she has to keep his health in mind as well. He is an active man in several ways. His mind has to handle challenges. His body still goes through with training so he would not lose his edge. His Haki is activated several times a week just to make sure it doesn't somehow get locked away.

His sex life, however, is something else entirely right now.

Aster, at twenty feet, was coiled in the middle of the room with his eyes closed, Evelyn laying on top of her basilisk. Slowly, she turned her head to Doflamingo, who was going over some paperwork she didn't bother looking through earlier.

"I've been thinking about something," she confessed.

"Oh?" he replied, looking to her with a quirked brow before grinning. "And what has been on your mind, my rose?"

"Why haven't you taken any concubines?"

He froze, grin falling from his lips in surprise. His head tilted in confusion as he stepped around the desk and came over to her. "Because I am married to you," he told her.

"Lots of kings have their queens and a harem of concubines," she pointed out. "You only have a queen that cannot please you. And no concubines."

He scoffed, smirking as he shook his head. "Fufufufufu, why would I want some random woman in my bed when I have the most beautiful, wonderful woman in all the seas as my bride?" he asked, reaching out and cupping her doll face.

"Who can do nothing for you," she shot back firmly, pulling away from the large hand. Aster grumbled under her, but she didn't say anything to her familiar. "You used to have any woman you wanted. Even when we got together, you could have any of them. You just refused them because of me. And I know you still have that sex drive, yet I cannot do anything about it. As long as I am your little porcelain doll, I'm just here for decoration." Sighing heavily, she shook her head when he looked ready to protest her statement. "Doffy, what I'm saying is that you don't have to hold back because of me. I won't get upset. I won't get angry. I won't accuse you of cheating on me."

"But I would be," he cut her off. "Evelyn, you are my wife. And king or not, you are the only woman for me. Even though I can have a whole harem to myself, I don't want one. So I will wait. Just like I have done before, I will wait for you."

"And if I'm stuck like this for years?" she pressed. "Two years. Five years? Ten years? The rest of our damn lives? You won't give in and touch another woman. You'll just keep waiting for me?"

"Of course," the blonde said with a shrug of his shoulder. "Why wouldn't I? You are my rose, the one I love. I can't be unfaithful to you, Evelyn. I wouldn't be able to handle it. Even if you keep telling me to go get laid, I won't do it. If I have to, I'll be a teenager again and just use my hand."

Evelyn shoved his chest, earning a chuckle from him. "You don't have to do that to yourself," she softly told him. "It's not healthy."

"Fufufu, then I'm just a unhealthy man that refuses to get treatment," Doflamingo mused playfully, leaning back down to press his lips to her smooth forehead. "I won't do that to you, my rose."

She may say it would benefit his personal healthy, but he could hear what she wasn't saying. What she wasn't wanting to have plaguing his mind. But it was already there. Long before this conversation, the thought was there.

For an unknown amount of time, she is a doll. She can't fight or risk her fragile body breaking. He's already having the castle floors padded so that she doesn't get knocked over or trip and get hurt. The toys can still be broken, and can still die. He won't risk her, so he is doing everything he can to keep her safe. He knows she'll argue with him at times, maybe even do things her own way without him knowing. It's one of the factors he truly loves about her. He'll still do what he can to protect her.

So long as she is in her current body, any sexual activity between them stopped. And despite her giving him permission to find a woman for relief, he knows that it would still affect her psychologically. Because there would be a woman able to give him what he needs, and she is unable to do it.

Jealousy? No.

Grief. Frustration. Self-doubt. Self-resentment. The fear of being replaced so easily.

His rose won't hold it over him because she would understand that he would need relief. She'll hold it over herself. Because her body was the one that is failing. Because she is unable to provide that intimacy. And because she would hear all about it from any gossip running the mill. Which would start the whole cycle over again.

No. He won't do that to her. Not to his rose, the only woman he ever felt like he could truly love. He won't replace her. He won't cheat on her. He won't be with another woman. Ever! They can drape themselves over him all they like, but if they try getting under his belt, then he'll throw them off. Let rumors start up about his sexuality, he won't care. He won't be with anyone but his Evelyn!

Even if he has to wait years.

Here is a line!

The women of Dressrosa are quite beautiful, Evelyn noted. Some of them just loved being around the family, probably wanting to brag to friends that they got close to the leaders of their country. Mostly, they kept getting close to Doflamingo.

She would watch them as they sprawled over the furniture he would sit on, acting like she was ignoring them as they giggled and whispered to her husband. If he caves in, she refuses to hold it over him. He is a man and she is unable to help him with relief in that regard. So she will stay silent.

One of the women, young with straight dark brown hair and flirtatiously blinking blue eyes, reached up to Doflamingo's bared chest, her fingertips lightly tracing over his muscles. Her hand slipped under the opened shirt before her king reacted.

Evelyn watched in shock as her husband's grin fell and he shoved the young woman off of his couch, sneering at her, "Don't touch me like that again. I have no use for whores that clamor for status or wealth."

"Behehehe, stupid girl," Trebol laughed, looking over to their king. "Doffy, do you want us to get rid of this parasite?"

The other women watched with wide eyes, some slowly leaning away from the fuming blonde as he sharply nodded. Trebol grabbed the fallen girl then yanked her to her feet before tossing her over to Baby 5 to be 'escorted' out.

Not even looking to the others, he ordered calmly, "Leave."

Almost eagerly, the women scattered, much to the amusement of the family members still seated. Once they were gone, Doflamingo shivered with disgust. "Ugh!"

"You know-" Evelyn started.

"Don't," Doflamingo cut her off. "I already told you, my rose. I will not take another woman to my bed. Besides that, that little girl's touch made me sick to my stomach. She was what, fourteen?"

"Oh… well, in that case," she brushed off. "Do whatever the hell you want… asshole."

The tall blonde grinned at her, chuckling deeply before reached across the gap between their seats and pulling her over to his lap. "Much better," he chirped.

Here the Chapter Ends

Short, but serious and I think kind of sweet. But seriously, how many women tell their man to go out and cheat on them? We're freaking vicious. I mean, we can claim to understand why our man would cheat on us when we're too sick to do anything for them, but we still get angry. I mean, we get pissed.

Of course, the only romantic relationship I was in was back in high school and last for a year until I got this email from family asking me if I knew where my bf was because they didn't know, and they last heard he was hanging with another girl. This was after I didn't hear from him for a week.

Person experience aside, not what I was trying to implicate here. I was trying to show just how much Doffy does care for Evelyn. How well he knows her. And how far he is willing to go for her.

Am I even saying this right? Hope I am. Oh, well. How you guys enjoyed it!

Next chapter: Drunken Crew or Potions Part 2? You guys have asked for both, so now you get to choose! ^^