*** Someone requested Sam singing a country version of Love on Top and SAMCEDES85 requested domesticated samcedes, so I'm going to combine these two in 1 one shot... hope you all like it!*** I still don't own glee or the song love on top.***
"So I was thinking we can do a house party to show everybody the new house…what you think?" Sam asked as he and Mercedes entered the grocery store. Mercedes was busy looking at the list of items she had written that they needed to restock on as she pulled out a cart.
"You mean like a house warming party?" she asked looking over at him.
"Yeah one of those…we can get the gang together and just chill, ya'know!" he said as they began to walk down the aisles.
"That sounds like a great idea! We'll need to grab some more things though…like chips and dips and…"
"I was thinking you can make your famous MacNcheese that everybody loves and maybe bake some chicken…I don't know…" Sam added as he pushed the cart for her. Mercedes nodded as she placed items in the cart. She hadn't had time to party since she'd been working on the album so this would be a good time for them to all hang.
"Alright I can do that!" she smiled at him. "I will need to get another cart for the party stuff though." She said as she turned around.
"No…you can keep buying the stuff for the house and I will buy the things for the party." Sam stated.
"Are you sure?"
"Babe, we talked about this! I am not a baby I can grocery shop. Do I need to remind you that I have been living without you for six months?"
"I know…I'm sorry I won't baby my baby anymore." She said talking to him in babytalk while pinching his cheeks. Sam rolled his eyes but couldn't help but smile as she pecked him on the lips. "We'll meet at the register, okay?"
"Alright!" Sam replied as he rushed off to get a cart. Mercedes watched him and shook her head. She hated that she always forgot that he was capable of handling things without her, but she loved that he reminded her at any time.
Sam wanted to prove to Mercedes that he was definitely capable of grocery shopping without a list from her. He knew what they needed for the party. He lived with Beiste for months and handled his own shopping while he was there.
"I'm pretty sure I can handle this!" he said to himself as he began to drop items in the cart. He made sure to grab the noodles, drinks, and the chicken wings he couldn't wait for Mercedes to cook. He noticed a bag of chips and dip, throwing them in the cart and then seeing Cool Ranch Doritos. "Ohhh these are coming with me!" he said smiling just as his phone rang.
"Sam, I am already at the register. Are you on the way?" Mercedes asked as she looked around for him. She heard him sigh loudly before replying that he was coming. "Don't forget the eggs!"
"Okay, on my way!" Sam said before hanging up and rushing to the eggs. He grabbed the first carton he saw and rushed down the aisle to where he saw Mercedes standing. "I made it!" He smiled triumphantly at Mercedes then at the cashier.
"Did you grab the eggs?" she asked shaking her head at him. He smiled widely handing the eggs over to her. She smiled and opened the egg carton to make sure none of the eggs were crushed and frowned. "Sam, did you check the eggs before you grabbed em?"
"Yeah…sure I did…who doesn't check the eggs before they grab them?" he lied looking around then back at her as she turned the carton and showed him he grabbed a carton with only 2 eggs inside. "What? Someone must have taken the carton I grabbed and put that in my cart!"
"Sam…" Mercedes said shaking her head at him again and handing the carton over to him. "Just go give these back to that person and get us a full carton, please!"
"I'll be right back!" Sam took the carton and ran to exchange it feeling embarrassed. Just as he was proving he can do this on his own he messes up by not checking the carton. He reached the eggs and checked each one to make sure none were broken before running back to Mercedes. "I'm back and this time I made sure no one stole my eggs!"
"Sure you did Sam!" Mercedes said smiling at him. Sam started to help the bag boy place the items in their cart as the Cashier smiled at him and scanned their items.
"You look familiar…do you work over at McKinley High?" the cashier asked Sam. Mercedes raised one brow at the girl and cocked her head to the side. The girl hadn't said a word to her since she was there and now all of a sudden she wanted to speak.
"Yeah I coach the football team…well I am an assistant coach there." Sam replied proudly. "Are you a student there?"
"No, I'm in college…my little brother plays on the team. His name is Victor…"
"Oh yeah Victor is a great kid…one of our top performers." Sam added. Mercedes stood there with her credit card in hand just watching the cashier smile and bat her lashes at Sam.
"Excuse me…what's the total?" Mercedes asked interrupting them. The Cashiers smile melted as she looked back at Mercedes.
"I am sorry…" she gave them the total and waited for Mercedes to swipe her card. "You guys sure bought a lot of food."
"Yeah…we're having a house warming party!" Sam added still smiling hard. The cashier looked between the two then asked:
"Oh you two are together?"
"Yes, this is my boyfriend!"
"Oh ok, well you two have a great day!" she quickly replied as Sam and Mercedes walked away with the cart full of groceries.
"She was nice!"
"She was flirting!"
"No…she wasn't…"
"Sam…she practically threw her panties at you…"
"Mercedes, you're overreacting!" Sam laughed as they reached the car. "You're cute when you're jealous though!"
"It won't be cute when I beat her down for flirting with my man in my face!" Mercedes said throwing her purse in the car. He laughed again as they placed the items inside the car.
The Party
Mercedes was happy to see all her glee pals for the party. Most of them had seen the house she shared with Sam already but this would be the first time they would all be there collectively. She spent a few hours in the kitchen preparing her infamous MacNcheese, as Sam called it. Tina was the first to arrive and she decided to bring some items for the party. Kurt arrived a few minutes after which gave them time to gossip about everything.
"This little girl was flirting with Sam while we were at the register. I almost took off my earrings!" Mercedes ranted to her friends.
"That's how it is now a days…no one respects relationships anymore." Tina added as she poured a drink for herself. "Even friends are going after each other's men…"
"Tell me about it…" Kurt said thinking of how Blaine was dating his high school bully. "If Blaine so much as looks my way today I am slapping him!"
"Kurt I thought you were over it?" Tina asked pouring him a drink as well. Mercedes looked through her kitchen window as she watched Blaine and Sam talking to Santana and Brittany.
"I am but it's just a lot to deal with since I have to see him in my immediate circle of friends." Kurt replied before taking a sip of his drink. "Like when you and Mike broke up you didn't have to see him around."
"That's true Tina!" Mercedes agreed. "Anyways let's keep this cordial everyone's coming inside now!' she said as she watched them enter the house.
"Let's get this party started!" Sam said as they all walked in. Mercedes looked over at Kurt and gave him a reassuring smile as they walked out the kitchen.
The party was actually better than Mercedes thought it would be. Even Kurt and Blaine spoke to each other briefly. Mr. Shue even came along to party with the old glee gang. They ate up all the food Mercedes prepared and sang a few songs together for old times' sake. Mercedes was talking to Santana when suddenly she heard Sam's guitar. Then she noticed the fellas coming in dressed like cowboys.
"Oh God, Trouty's about to sing another Bieber song!" Santana said as he entered. He shook his head as everyone laughed.
"Nope, we've actually prepared a number for the girls….sit down and enjoy…well Britt's in on it as well…"he said as they all stood and took their places.
"Bring the beat in…" Britt shouted as they began to dance. Sam danced and played his guitar as Brittany fell to the back with the guys dancing exactly like the video.
"Honey…honey…I can see the stars all the way from here…can't you see the glow on the window pane…" Sam sang as they danced in the back for him. Mercedes and the girls laughed as Sam attempted to turn an R&B pop song into a country song.
"I am strangely…turned on by this!" Santana said fanning herself as she watched them perform. Mercedes had to admit she never would have thought that this song could be country but Sam was definitely working it. And she was turned on as well when he began to body roll in front of her. "I need a dollar!"
"Don't get a Zizes beat down Santana!"
Lmao I really struggled with this one. Not one of my best lol. I still love Sam's body rolling though and need to hear Mercedes threaten Santana over her man. lol
