This is the last chapter! I want to thank everyone who reviewed *leaves cookies on the review button* Click it and get a taste.
Also what the crud Sarah! You ditched us on FB!
I don't own KND
It wasn't me. I Morgan didn't do it. I swear.
Confused? Me too. Just continue reading and things will start to make sense.
I was sitting in language arts this morning, just sitting silently when a boy nearby spoke up.
"Did you hear Wallabee beetles is gay?"
Like I said before, it wasn't me. As much as I wanted to spread rumors that he was gay I never actually got around to doing it. Someone else beat me to it apparently.
Before I could get any details out of him the teacher shushed the class and continued the lesson.
Anyways in the cafeteria I couldn't help but get worried about Kuki. If you remember Hoagie asked her out. I still don't know her answer. I spotted Kuki and motioned her to walk faster. I couldn't tell what she was thinking by the blank expression on her face.
I didn't hate Hoagie or anything, in fact I thought he was really funny (believe it or not) but I am not a huge supporter of this pairing. I wasn't even sure this was a real pairing until I checked out the three stories on Fan fiction. It seems weird to me, those two can't fall in love right?
So anyways Kuki had told Hoagie yesterday she would think about it, not giving him an answer yet and I hoped Wally would get jealous and try to win his girl back. In fact I counted on it! Wally was so the jealous type
"I told Wally" Was the first thing she said to me, my jaw dropped.
"Huh?" I exclaimed
"I told Wally…..about Hoagie asking me out"
"And!" I asked on the edge of my seat with my fan girl eyes as wide as they go.
"And…..He told me to go for it….."
I was just about to victory dance; that is until I started to understand what she was saying.
"Huh?"
"Well actually he insisted…."
I couldn't believe it. Wally stole my job! It was my job to set my best friend up with someone and he ended up setting his best friend up with my client.
"So how are you gonna tell Hoagie that you like someone else?" I asked opening my lunch box
"Actually…..During first period I agreed to go out with him, since it was cool with Wally" she said calmly as if it where nothing, while I had spit my water out all over the table.
"YOU WHAT!"
I figured Kuki had lost it now and I started to talk about the subject more when she shushed me.
"There he is" she whispered as Wally walked past our table, now I was sure she lost it.
"You're going out with Hoagie but you are gonna continue to stalk Wally?" I asked, Kuki smiled.
"Yeah"
"You've lost it"
"I haven't lost-Hey there's Wally" she pointed to him.
I rolled my eyes, this girl sitting next to me was still all over Wally, yet she was going out with his best friend.
A week later after lunch I was sitting in cooking class wearing a white apron when Kuki struck my mind. I couldn't help but think about what she was talking about with him. He had changed out of cooking after getting a bad grade and ended up in her class.
People had given them blank stares, some giggling like crazy fan girls. They took pictures of the new couple. I wanted to puke; they aren't a real pairing right! I mean sure they aren't gross together but…
But back in reality I noticed something shiny. Something with an apple on the back of it.
"OMG an Ipad!" I whispered starring at the shiny device. It only took me two seconds to realize that none other than Hoagie P. Gilligan was holding this piece of technology.
Hoagie, who was in Kuki's class, was told to take some pictures with the Ipad 2 of our cooking class. I was kinda excited because I wanted to do some crazy poses for him to show Kuki when he got back to class. Though he didn't take any pictures of me. Though he did managed to take 7 pictures of his best friend Wally (surprise, Surprise)
I rolled my eyes after he left and managed to focus on the picture I was drawing, 3/4. I managed to hide it before Wally saw.
I then heard Wally have a very weird conversation with some girls. The teacher walked over.
"He's being weird" An emo chick with black hair exclaimed
"He's just trying to impress you, Wally just get her number and take her to a movie"
I nearly died laughing; yeah he'll get right on that. With Wally and Kuki never going out he was free to do what he wanted but according to Kuki I would never be fired from trying. It didn't matter if she married Hoagie and had a million kids with him; I was to knock on her door every time I had a new plan. It made me smile but also made me a bit nervous, was she dating Hoagie for all the wrong reasons?
When the bell rang I struggled to escape from my apron but did manage to make it into the hall the second Kuki passed by. I ran up and grabbed her backpack.
"Let me go!" She laughed as I pulled her.
"Never" I laughed, I waited until Hoagie turned down a different Hallway and finally let her go. She scowled at me.
"We were gonna hold hands!" she yelled nearly giving me a heart attack.
She actually liked him? She wanted to hold his hand? What? She liked him?
I thought this was an evil scheme and maybe it is or used to be but I never realized they you could find love like that, with her crush setting her up with his friend. It all seems freaky but I guess love happens whether you're trying to get the special someone or that special someone setting you up with their best friend. Love is weird.
I laughed loudly to myself as I continued down the hall
Alternate ending (the rest of this didn't happen)
I laughed to myself loudly following Kuki until we were far from the cooking room.
Wally let out a deep sigh. He just stood there, thinking to himself, paralyzed since he left the classroom. He could hardly feel the heavy weight of his backpack almost knocking him over.
"I thought you liked Kuki" A British voice said from behind him, startled he turned around quickly. He scratched behind his head before answering
"What?"
"You….Kuki?" Nigel put an arm on his best friend's shoulder.
"No I like someone else" He said but Nigel gave a look of disbelief "Yeah well….Hoagie liked her…I couldn't ruin my friendship" he muttered
"But you regret it?" Nigel asked
"She seems to have moved on" he sighed leaning against the wall.
"Weren't you gonna go out with her like a month ago?"
"Yeah…but when she told Hoagie about it he nearly shoved me into a wall after school, I told her some excuse and let him have her….He's one of my best friends"
"I understand" Nigel said looking down the empty hall "I just hope you understand what you gave up"
And he walked off with his hands behind back. Wally just said silently
"I don't think I do"
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Wally: *takes off costume* hey I'm Dominic
Kuki: *takes off costume* I'm Jillian
Hoagie: *takes off costume* I'm JP *walks out of the room*
Me: Yeah I don't exactly know him well enough to have stay. So how are you guys
Jillian: Great. Considering we know nothing of this story
Me: Yeah and I'm gonna keep it that way for like another year or so
Dominic: Why?
Me: Cause you 2 can take me. And none of you probably watch this show.
Wally: *stares with his mouth open*
Kuki: What is going on here!
Me: Oh hey guys, I had my friends play you, except for the first chapter
Abby: How come Abby wasn't mentioned in the end?
Me: Shoot I forgot! Abby's father died yesterday.
Abby: What!
Me: Yeah sorry.
Jillian: anyway review! *punches Wally's arm* Punch!
Wally: What the crud!
Jillian: Peace!
