Yay! 20th Chapter! Woop woop! This is officially my longest story!!!!! Yay!!! This is a true story too…
Okay, I know you're all probably tired of hearing me talk with the Cullens –mostly Jasper- and all, but this one's different.
Sorta.
Jasper: Sorta?
Well… Okay, so it's not so different. Sue me.
Jasper: With pleasure.
I was KIDDING Jasper, anyways-
Edward: -yawn-
Okay, that was nice, especially when you yawn in my face. It feels like the AC. Do it again.
Edward: o.O No thanks.
Fine, be that way. So let's get to the poin-
Emmett: Hi.
Um, yeah, the point wa-
Emmett: Hi.
Great. Anyw-
Emmett: Hi.
Lovely.
Emmett: H-
EEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emmett: Yeah?
-twitch- What -twitch- did you -twitch- want? -twitch-
Emmett: Hmm? Oh, I just wanted to tell you a secret.
-twitch- Ah. And what, pray tell, might this BIG secret be?! -twitch-
Emmett: Well if I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore!
Oh my god……you have got to be freakin' kidding me!!!
Emmett: Huh?
YOU JUST WASTED 5 SECONDS OF MY BORING LIFE TO TELL ME A SECRET THAT YOU DECIDED NOT TO TELL?!
Emmett: Dur…
Jasper: -cringe- Oooh…She's scary when she's angry! Kate! Out with the bad in with the good!
SHUT UP JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!!!!! ARGH!
Jasper: I was only trying to help.
Alice: What'd I miss?
Edward: Kate's-
Alice: Why is there steam coming out of her ears? I thought they only did that in cheesy cartoons.
Edward: So did I.
Emmett: She didn't want to know my secret……
Rosalie. -- What a shame…
Emmett: I know! It totally is!
Edward: Never say that again Emmett.
Emmett: What? Totally? Totally awesome dude! XD This is fun!
Edward: Ugh…
Rosalie: Well, this is so interesting and all, but I have better things to do.
Jasper: Like fix Emmett's car? Again
Emmett: Aw shut up.
Alice: This is weird.
Edward: What was your first clue?
Alice: -sigh- Hey, where's the author?
Here.
Alice: Oh, I see. Did you have something important to say?
Why yes, I did. Until I was so rudely interrupted. –glares at Emmett-
Emmett: H-
Alice: Oh just ignore him! So what did you want to say?
Well, I had a very special story for you all. A very intriguing story……
Edward: We're waiting.
Patience, my son.
Edward: Okay…
So, um, anyways… This is the story of…..
My Amazing Trip to Applebee's.
Excited?
Emmett: Yeah.
Alice: Um, sure?
Edward: No.
Jasper: Not really…
Too bad then. I have the hot poker, I WILL use it.
Jasper: Yeah ri- OUCH! Why you little-
Sorry, just trying to prove my point. ;)
Emmett: That was-
I SAID SORRY! Now where was I?
Alice: You were talking about Applebee's…
Ah yes, I know that you probably don't care, -points at Edward and Jasper- but I find this funny.
So, my dad took my brother and I out to Applebee's yesterday, and we heard this song on their radio……
Alice: And…..?
Emmett: -bounces- I wanna know! I wanna know!
Jasper: I don't wanna know! I don't wanna know! –shies away from hot poker- Did I say didn't? Haha, silly me, I meant I wanna know! I wanna know!
So this one song came on, and the words to it were HILARIOUS.
Alice: Oooh, what were the words?
They were, -snicker- they, -snicker- They went:
'Runaway, runaway hamster! Runaway if you want to survive!'
-bursts out laughing-
………So what do you thank? Funny or no?
Alice:……XD Oh my god seriously?! XD I find it funny!
Edward: Ha?
Jasper: Pfft. Evil hamsters with their teeth and then they poop on your hands……
Emmett: Hehehe….hamsters………
Um, now it's not that funny anymore now that I think about it……
So, now that that's done, I have a better way to celebrate my 20th chapter!
Edward: Let me guess…You're going to stop talking?
………………………………Men are so cruel…………
Alice: Men. Who needs 'em?
Jasper:O I'm right here!!!!!!
Alice: I know, but you guys are being mean.
Hey, thanks Alice!
Alice: Now you're indebted to me! ;)
Huh?
Alice: You pulled the prank on me, but I saved your head. So you have to do whatever I say now! I want you to-
Okay, 1. BELLA and JASPER pulled the prank on you. 2. What? and 3. Make me.
Jasper: Don't make her mad…
Oh blah blah blah. Pfft. As I was saying before, I have a better way to celebrate the 20th chapter! And no, I'm not going to stop writing, no I'm not sending you to the moon Emmett, no I'm not doing whatever you say Alice, no I'm not going to stop talking Edward, and no I'm not going to do the dishes mom- Ooops.
Mom: Excuse me?
Uh…….
Edward: Your mom's not here, are you imagining things?
Jasper: Did you take your medication this morning?
-twitch- Maybe…… No, I'm not on any meds. I don't think I am. Then again, my breakfast did taste kinda funky…
Jasper: Oh lord.
Um…….I forgotted what I was going to say…Oh yeah, um……
Edward: Any day would be nice.
Ah plbt!
Edward: What?
Never mind. So if you'd all shut up and let me remember.
Edward: But-
Shut it. So as I was saying 5 pages ago (and we're on pg. 6), I have a better way to celebrate chapter 20!!!
Jasper: Please, do tell.
ALL OF MY READERS AND REVIEWERS GET 10 EXTRA HUGS!!!
(Edward, Emmett, Jasper, and Carlisle –how did he get here?!): Nnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Lord have mercy!
I SAID SHUT IT! Now go give ALL of our readers/reviewers 10 extra hugs. Now.
Guys? Guys?
-cricket-
They….ran away…… ARGH! –pulls out hot poker and GPS thingy that tracks the Cullen guys- Hehehe, let's see them get away now!
-runs off to find the guys-
-Jacob comes in-
Jacob: Did I miss something? WAIT! No! Get away from me! –A Frozen Touch tries to hug Jacob- I shall never give you a hug!
A Frozen Touch: But twilightnite/Kate promised!!!!
Jacob: Your point?
-Kate's voice can be heard from a mile away, along with the Cullen guys screaming: "OH GOD SHE FOUND US!"-
YOU BETTER GIVE HER A HUG THIS INSTANT JACOB something BLACK! I HAVE A…..a…………shock collar! I'm not afraid to use it!
Jasper: Oooh, you got burned!
Speaking of ''got burned'….
Jasper: NO!!!! Not the hot poker!!
Fine, I won't, but ALL of you better start giving out those hugs! NOW!
Thank you and have a nice day my wonderful reviewers! Don't be afraid of me! Wait! Come back! Don't leave the story now!!!!
Don't leave me with the evil and vengeful vampires!!! (or the werewolf)
No!!!!!!
Jasper, Edward, Emmett, Carlisle, and Jacob: Hehehe……
NO!!!!!!!!
Thanks for readin'!