Me: Uh oh. I just watched Shadow the Hedgehog, again. (Eye twitches)
Irene: No, whatever you do, don't go insaner! You're already in loopy town enough. If someone could please tell me what killing people with guns gave Shadow the idea he could rule the freakin universe that would be great. Anybody got a straightjacket and tranquilizer?
Reviewers: Super Light the Hedgehog, maniax300
SLTHH: Even I never get that evil. Irene, to help his self-esteem, you shall now go join Light.
Irene: What, no! (Starts to run, trip, fall, and dance like Light) Stop! I didn't do any- (Duct tape appears out of nowhere and wraps around mouth) Mm. MMMHMMMM!
Me: Eggman, sorry, not my favorite villain. (Yells of boo) Hey, he gets kind of ridiculous at points. Even his own minions don't respect him. Let's take a look, shall we?
What happened to Eggman when he paired up with/made_
Dark Gaia?
Solaris?
The Final Hazard?
Perfect Chaos?
Shadow Android?
Omega?
I think this list speaks for itself…
Maniax300: I just realized something, you did my fiftieth review! Thanks a ton! And here's your next chapter. For your reward, go watch this video of me getting an S rank and pretend it was you (Troll laugh here) Seriously thank you, and really, WRITE ON!
Blaze took her apron and threw it in the washer, like she did every Friday. Silver was doing a job, so he wasn't home. She changed her gloves and brushed out her short hair. She put it back in her pink band, and turned on the TV. She wasn't that interested and kept on changing the channel, until she just turned off the TV and pulled out Skyward Sword and started waving the Wii remote around until she got through to the Fire temple.
"Hey Blaze." Silver walked in, finally finished with his job. "Anyways I hear that Amy is throwing a girl's night out. She said something about Sonic running off again and she got really annoyed or whatever."
"Of course. Then again I have been bored out of my mind all afternoon. You really should come home earlier. I guess I'll go. What can you do until then?" She asked.
"I'll just finally finish up this Shadow of the Colossus thing. I also need to get this bill thing done."
"Yeah, you just want to stare at random shows I don't like and order pepperoni and bacon pizza, which I don't like, and not hear me whine about perverts at my restaurant."
"Yeah, but I'll do it all so you won't get irritated." Blaze laughed and kissed him. Silver rolled his eyes and plopped on the couch, with his laptop with their bills on it.
"Here's my paycheck." Blaze tossed a check to Silver and she went into her room to change for her girl's night out. She looked at her closet, and found a pair of purple pajamas, a sleeping bag, and an extra purple outfit. She put it into a gym bag and put it by the door.
"I'll be going in two hours, anything you want to do till then?" She asked.
"Sure. What were you thing of?" Silver asked.
"Co-op?" She held up a game with two peculiar robots and a girl with orange jumpsuit pants and white undershirt. Silver rolled his eyes and she inserted it into the game slot and the picture of an old robot lying on the ground popped up.
"Let's do Co-op, okay… got it!" The loading screen ended and Blaze started to move.
"Okay, just go through that door." She said to Silver.
"What? But then you'll be left behind."
"Make a portal there I can go through." She pointed to a wall and Silver shot a purple portal on the wall. He walked through the doors then called to Blaze.
"There's a emancipation grill here, my portal will disappear."
"Okay, is there a wall behind you?"
"Yeah. Oh, okay I'll shoot it." Silver shot a light blue portal and Blaze saw a satisfying checkmark where G.L.a.D.O.S. started to talk. They went into another chamber and Silver dropped into the pool of deadly water.
"Dang it Silver, now you have to get a new cube! Okay, go stand on that button. Wait, Silver! Ugh. Now I'm dead." Silver had stepped on the wrong button and she fell.
"Sorry Blaze!" Silver said, until, she heard a small beep from her watch. She waved, they did the goodbye kisses, and Blaze left.
"Hey Blaze, would you mind keeping Rouge from her party ideas, and make sure Cream is well, acknowledged." Silver warned.
"Don't worry, and please don't stay up all night. Last time that happened you mistook the ant spray for cleaner and you slept until afternoon the next day! Love you."
"Don't worry, and love you too." Blaze waved and she grabbed her gym bag, then started to run. She ran and ran until she saw a fair little house with a garden. She skidded to a halt, and started to walk in, while Irene screamed bloody murder.
"NO! I WILL NOT BE IN A DRESS! YOU"LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" Irene was yelling as Amy tried to get her to try on a dress.
"Oh hey Blaze." Rouge sat in a corner and drank some soda.
"Um… What's going on?"
"Amy tried to force Irene to put on a dress. You should have seen it, it was priceless. I stole Amy's hammer keychain, just to be safe. Here, you might want to hide it." Rouge tossed the keychain to Blaze. Blaze clipped it to her purse and watched Irene run away from Amy as she dodged with one hand and held a black dress with purple zebra-style stripes in the other.
"Come on, you can't wear a dress for one second!" Amy yelled, as she dodged a kick, then threw a punch.
"How does someone fight over wearing a dress? And it's pretty one-sided for that matter. Heck, now that I think of it, Irene is fighting for something ridiculous, and Amy could just drop it. Eh, should we intervene?" Blaze asked.
"Yeah, I'm getting bored. May I?" Rouge asked, dusting off her bodysuit and Blaze waved her to go ahead. "Sorry, your bantering is getting old, girls." Rouge delivered a smooth kick right in the middle of a punch between Irene and Amy, where the latter stopped, Irene took this as a chance to scamper away.
"Okay, Irene, get in the dress, Amy never loses an argument, Amy, be more kind to guests. There we go." Rouge wiped her hands off each other and walked back into a chair and sat, wings folded back so you couldn't see them. "Sorry Irene, but you need to realize that fighting is not the answer to every single annoyance. Or running, for that matter."
"Fine. I'll get in the stupid dress only if Blaze does my make-up. I know she's good. Anyway sorry Amy, and where's your closet?" Amy apologized, then showed her walk-in full closet.
"Think, a cat who hates dresses, but loves makeovers." Blaze chuckled and then she smiled and then she saw the fire in Amy's backyard through her glass door with a wood frame.
"Are we going to have a campfire? Roasted marshmallows never will be unappealing."
"Actually, stories are more my thing. I scarred Knuckles for life when he was five and I was four." Rouge laughed. "To this day he is still afraid of deep water that you can't see to the bottom of."
"Rouge! Sure, you can be mean, but that was cruel."
"I was four, scaring a five year old. I think I retain all bragging rights."
"Oh, right. Anyways I was thinking…"
"That you wanted to talk about your marriage?"
"Yes, I love him, and I just want the best for him, but I'm a so worried about the wedding-"
"Whoa there girlie. You're doing it again." Rouge warned Blaze. "You have to stop worrying so much. Besides, you are getting married. It's not like we're raiding a base. Calm down, breathe, and please just think about the present for one second. Anyways I think Pinkie has stopped, so go and give her the hammer." Rouge stretched her wings and Blaze threw a small key chain toward Amy.
The Next Morning
"Oh god, my head." Blaze held her head in her hands until she looked at the time. "I forgot I was pretty much surviving on sugar and caffeine. Three?' She looked at the room around her. Rouge was sleeping in her usual suit with one hand leaning out of her sleeping bag, sprawled on the floor. Amy was in bed with pretty pink pajamas on. Irene had on a black undershirt and fuzzy black and purple pajama pants. "That's what I get for playing would you rather until one in the morning and going asleep at two." Blaze took out some water and an aspirin tablet from her bag and looked into a mirror with her hairbrush. "Whoa, I really need to remember not to sleep with make-up on." Her make-up wasn't too bad, but with her blush on ruffled fur and her hair was all over the place and mostly out of her ponytail. She began to brush it out and washed her fur. She took her bag and sat down in the living room watching some random stuff on T.V, yawning at every other commercial.
"Hi Blaze. What did we do last night? Please tell me I didn't allow Irene to do my make-up. By eleven I was surviving solely on Green Hill Dew." Amy yawned as she straightened a crease in her red dress.
"Yeah, you did, and once she wakes up she'll realize someone did her make-up and she'll blow a casket."
"Oh cr- wait, who did her make-up?"
"I forgot at this point. By the way don't tell Silver I stayed up all night. He is such a worrier, thinking I am freaking deciding to go into back alleyways and yell I've got money, come and get it whenever I stay up too late."
"Trust me, I know. At least Irene is a heavy sleeper, so she'll be knocked out for at least another three hours." With that Amy started to brush her quills and put her red headband on. She washed off the bit of remaining eye shadow and sat down, flipping from Fox to the Cw.
"WHO IN THE **** MADE ME WEAR MAKE-UP WHILE I WAS HALF ASLEEP?!" A raging blue cat with messy fur and black fuzzy pajamas stormed in, waking everyone who wasn't up, up.
Unfortunately, due to harsh language this scene was taken out and replaced by this text you're reading now. Also, Irene used the H-word for those skeptics who P.M. me and ask everything about this story,but don't review and they- Um, anyways I'll be updating a little less often cause, well, that's more me to know and you to not find out.
"AND LAST, YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET EVER PICKING UP EYELINER!" Once Irene had paused to breathe, she gave thumbs down and slumped on the couch. "I'm done."
"Sorry Irene, but we pretty much sugar rushed our night, and you know small animal young adults and sugar. Wait that sounded-"Amy said.
'Well, at least no alcohol. You know how that went last time…" Blaze rubbed her arm uncomfortably while Irene and Amy sweat-dropped, and they had about a minute of awkward silence until they heard Rouge turn on her C-pod and Good Times played.
"Hey, Irene's screaming woke me up, but I had to make my C-pod list for the day and you all know what a pain my fur is." Rouge yawned, looking strange in her heart with crossbones black and pink pajamas and even stranger with her fur all out of place like it was quickly brushed, but her make-up perfect.
"Well, I'm splitting, I got a date tonight and I ain't looking like this for him. Okay, I can't believe I'm asking this but, could you please help me do my makeup?" Irene mumbled.
"What?" Amy asked.
"Could you please help me do my makeup?"
"Speak up Irene." Blaze said.
"Could you please help me with my make-up!?"
"Sure, you could've just asked you know. Make-up is not the root of all evil." Rouge laughed.
"Shut up! Anyways meet ya at five." Irene walked into Amy's room and grabbed her sleeping and her bag of clothes and locked herself in the bathroom for five minutes. She had on a spaghetti strap white tee with blue jogging pants with two black stripes on the side when she came out. "See ya." She ran, an ice-blue blur through the house and out of it. The speed was so fast that she messed up Amy, Blaze, and Rouge's fur. Rouge yawned and went into the bathroom, coming out with her classic jumpsuit.
"I'm going to Chick-Fil-A. You guys want anything?" Amy asked as she packed her purse and picked through her closet.
"Sure, could you get me a chicken biscuit and salad? I won't have time to eat lunch, so I'll need to pack up without eating too much grease." Rouge said. When Amy gave her an inquisitive look, she said, "G.U.N. doesn't allow lunch breaks."
"Wouldn't it be a bit weird if you dated the enemy of G.U.N.?" Blaze asked.
"Nah. Didn't you hear, Shadow works for G.U.N. now. Not sure why, and frankly, don't care. Anyways he has some co-op work needing done, and I gotta help him. Apparently he needs some back-up for this stealth mission we need to go on. Nothing big, just some old rumors about a terrorist attack. Shadow thinks it's some rouge robot we need to clean up." Rouge flexed her wings and stretched her arms.
"Hm. Well I have a date with Sonic. He's going to take me running in Twilight Park, and I need to re-gear my shoes so they can take the run. I really have to get going, or else you won't get breakfast or lunch Rouge." Amy ran out the door in her classic red dress, but she had on black jogging pants underneath (Think Sonic Riders outfit. Not sure which one though)
"You have any special plans Blaze?"
"Not in particular. I have to go visit the chapel where our marriage is taking place and help. Can't believe he finally asked me…"
"What? You can't believe it? Girl, you really need to check your eyes, cause' that boy was in love with you. Nobody didn't see it coming."
"Alright. I get it, everyone saw this coming expect me and Silver. Yeah, but whatever, my wedding is in a week, and I'm freaking out calmly. That's why I'm still going over obvious stuff!"
"Whoa there. Again, freaking out for no reason. Anyways I know a stress reliever, but you kinda lose track of time while doing it. Whatever. Go to this unfinished worksite on the other side of town. Start grinding on the rails, and you will forget this. I go there every time G.U.N. makes me go on a hacking mission, which are way too long and involve me sitting in a chair and doing absolutely nothing but typing and putting in different flash drives to upload viruses. And it takes hours, so I got to that little unfinished worksite, and warning, there are conveyor belts everywhere, so choose the right ones or you'll go kinda slow… Anyways just go there. You can vent on rogue robots, and go really fast. Go there after you check the chapel, cause you need to chill out."
"Alright, I'll go. It has been a while since I have run through a zone. Alright. Tell Amy that I had things to do, because I really have to buy some groceries and go shopping for some new clothes today. And I have to review the wedding. Thanks Rouge, bye." Blaze waved and grabbed her gym bag and started to run away from Amy's house toward Saint Maria Church.
Blaze: You took over two weeks to write this chapter, and this is what they get. (Holds bridge of nose)
Silver: One more week and we're married? Okay, time skips are officially your new thing.
Me: DON'T JUDGE! Anyways the time skips are nessacary so that the wedding comes sooner.
Ember: Why don't I get a place in this story?
Me: The better question is, why aren't you in my O.C.s list? Anyways Review On! (And please don't be mad at the wait. I had a really busy schedule and let's just say my stress relievers were time-consuming.
Sonic: So you've been playing Skyward Sword too much?
Me: I'm still trying to beat Pyroceltic Fiend.
Amy: And Unleashed is on your to-do list?
Me: I'm still on Apotos and I haven't played in two weeks.
Sonic: Cut the girl some slack, she hasn't finished all her video games (Sarcasm)
Me: Thanks Sonic for telling them that directly (Can't take a hint)
