Chapter Twenty
The fight continues
Parker luck, if you looked it up in the dictionary this is what it would read
Parker Luck:
Parker luck is a form of luck most commonly experienced by Parkers, especially Peter Parker. Wherein nothing ever goes right and if there is ever a toss-up between something going well and the sufferer getting pushed around choose the second.
Symptoms of Parker Luck may include:
Bad or doomed relationships, inappropriate smack downs with super villains, lack of money, and general unpopularity.
Pray that you don't have it. It sucks! It royally sucks.
See Also Obsbourne Curse
"Two secs my man, you're all dolled up to the nines. While I'm still stuck in my civvies, its like I'm naked"
"Oh we don't mind, as long as you're dead who cares what you're wearing"
"I'm not your whore!"
They bantered as Peter ran to the safety of the Ferris wheel, he scuttled underneath shucked off his civvies and pulled his mask on.
All within 35 seconds, because yes boys and girls I practice the quick change.
Spider-man crawled around the rim of the Ferris wheel, quickly webbing his camera to one of the spokes. At least that way I can get some decent pictures of my misery.
He crawled to the top of the wheel, looking for where Venom had disappeared off to. So that he was completely unprepared when Brock's symbiote enhanced fist hit him squarely in the back of the head.
The force threw him half-way across the Island, smacking him right into a carnival game. Since he had nothing else at hand Spider-man began throwing the awards at Venom.
"Stuffed toys that's what you've been reduced to Spider-man?' Venom called as he got a stuffed unicorn to the face, followed by a stuffed cat.
"How dare you mock the mighty power of my weapons, attack Buttercup attack!" he yelled as he pegged a stuffed cow at Venom's face.
Who ate it in one clean swallow.
"You monster! Buttercup you will be avenged!"
Several back flips later and Spider-man was by the waters edge, "I don't suppose there's anyway that I could convince you to just go home -to where ever home is -and set up a yoghurt store?"
"No chance we're not stopping until you're dead!"
"Good to know, but you see I'm kinda busy right now so bye" and with that Spider-man jumped into the water. He spared one moment to appreciate the fact that it was summer not winter and then swam as fast as he could.
He had recently discovered that along with sound, and certain chemicals Venom disliked water.*
Peter knew that Venom wouldn't follow, but he also knew that he didn't have to.
Venom knew his secret identity, so he could attack any time he pleased.
Basically Peter wasn't safe until he was out of the picture.
*I have no idea if this is actually canon, but I like it so it is in my universe.