A/N: Hello people!
I don't own Naruto.
I have no beta.
Enjoy!
Please?!"
"I'm busy counting the funds, you'll have to wait."
"Kakuzu! I'm horny, please?!"
"Thirty-five thousand five hundred and fifty-one, Thirty-five thousand five hundred and fifty-two."
"Kakuzu!"
"Not now Kagome. I have to finish this first."
There was a brief silence, before she uttered something he never thought she'd say.
"I'll go find Hidan. He's been begging to show me the 'real staff of Jashin'."
His body locked up. She wouldn't?! He actually didn't know if she would or not, because Kagome was a fickle little thing.
He couldn't let her know that it affected him so much. He'd just play it cool. Then she wouldn't know what to do.
"Go ahead."
Kagome let out a frustrated scream and stomped her foot.
She marched up to him and slammed her hands on his desk.
"Kakuzu!"
He sighed and looked up, "Yes?"
She pouted, "I'll, pay you 500, 000 Ryo."
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The next morning, Kagome stumbled into the kitchen, barely able to walk.
Hidan noticed first and was as brash as ever. "So, the fuckhead actually put down the money to give it to you huh?" he smirked.
The other Akatsuki members that were present turned to listen to the conversation. Kisame, more than anyone as he was looking for something to tease Kagome about.
"It didn't exactly happen like that," Kagome mumbled.
"Oh?" Kisame asked innocently.
"Well, we did do it, but," she paused.
"But?" the men repeated, leaning in.
She looked away as she blushed, "I…...had to…...pay him."
Silence. Maybe even a cricket chirping.
"Really?" they asked simultaneously.
She nodded and that opened the floodgate. The laughter that came from the kitchen had gotten Pein's attention and when he walked into the room, he saw all of his subordinates rolling on the floor.
Kagome was standing by the sink shaking her head. "You don't want to know."
A/N: Another one bites the dust!
Who's next?
Ja ne! :D