News

In South Park People took news differently:

Craig would flip you off

Tweek would spaz out about it

Stan would be the sane one about it

Kyle would try to calm people who were spazzing about it[Tweek then]

Cartman would tell you to F*** off you Jew

Kenny would die

Damien would set fire to the nearest thing

Pip would try to see the bright side

Butters would be nervous about it and hope he wouldn't get grounded for it

Clyde would probably want a taco

Bebe would gossip about it
Wendy would bitch about it

Timmy would scream "TIMMMAH!!"

Jimmy would try to cheer people up by telling jokes.

The Goths would tell you 'To stop being a conformist'

But when your told that your loved ones died.....

Well the only answer to that is to....

Cry.....

No Matter who you are or what you do all you can do is...

Cry