"That's actually kind of hot!" I said.
"No it's really not," he said. "Jhonny always calls me a queer and once he lit my lawn on fire, as you can see it's never grown back and now kids are afraid to trick or treat at our house," he started crying. "Also, it's not even gay! Because… because Edd, he had a deep dark secret, he was…"
"What?" I said.
"A... a hermaphrodite," he said, sighed. "But I promised I wouldn't tell everyone!"
"Oh my god," I said, in shock. "I never would have guessed! That's just… that's just incredulous!"
Eddy started crying hystericly. "Don't tell anyone!" he shouted. "No one can know! If he found out I told you, he'd kill both of us!"
"Eddy, he's dead!" I shouted, shaking him.
" No he's not!" Eddy sobbed. "I wasn't invited to the party, how would I know whats happened to him?!"
"He's dead Eddy!" I screamed, tears streaming down my face.
"Stop it, I knew all along…" Eddy sobbed. "I had a dream where I met his angel, and he told me he died,"
I started shaking my beautiful amber eyes eyes wide. "His angel?! Oh Eddy!" I started to feel a sharp pain in my chest. "Why didn't he visit my dreams instead…?"
"I finally got to confess my love to him," Eddy cried. "And we… we did it for the first time! And the last time too!"
I hugged Eddy. "I wish I could have been there for you," I sobbed. "It must have been so hard,"
"Yeah it was kind of," he sighed, hugging me back. "But you know that they say- a true friend has to let go and forget about their friends once they died,"
"That's so deep," I sighed, kissing him gently. "I'm so sorry, Eddy.."
Suddenly, there was a crashing sound at the door. We both jumped fearfully.