Hey all. Once again I bring you a (non-canon) Naruto Tenryo holiday special. This one is for Christmas, obviously, and I say once again, this is non-canon, so expect hilarity with a chance of no one making any sense.
It was the holiday season in Riverview, and the main characters of Naruto Tenryo had decided to do a Secret Santa thing this year. Everyone had drawn slots to see who would give presents to whom. Like at Thanksgiving last November, only the Tenryo parents would be in attendance, Sloan commenting that maybe they were all out getting juice or something. As for who would be exchanging presents, it was mostly the kids who were doing that, the medabots getting into the holiday spirit and exchanging medaparts they'd won during the days leading up to the big holiday… day.
At the moment everyone was arriving at Dr. Aki's estate just outside Riverview, not dust-free, a white alien-shaped medabot wearing a Santa hat that was presumably Dr. Aki's taking everyone's coats. Since the medabots didn't generate body heat, they were all covered in a thin layer of frost, standing on some towels in front of the fire before drying themselves off. There was nothing worse for a medabot during the holidays than being covered in rust. As for the kids themselves, they were all socializing in the living room, getting ready to exchange their gifts to one another. It went without saying that some *cough cough* Koji *cough* people weren't happy with who they had to give presents for, but they *cough* Koji *cough* accepted it with a silent dignity.
"You look very… festive, Metabee," Rokusho stated with crossed arms, currently wearing a red cloak with white fur around the edges. He'd showed up for the holiday specia- I mean holiday, having brought a hand-made wreath for the occasion.
"Oh shut up Rokusho," Metabee grumbled, having been dressed like Rudolf, complete with the glowing nose. As for Totalizer, he was sitting off to the side dressed as Santa.
"Ho ho ho," TOT-Type huffed, trying to ignore the scratchy beard dominating his faceplate.
"At least you aren't dressed as one of Santa's elves," Peppercat huffed as he pulled on her tights. "Honestly, if someone asks if I want to be a dentist one more time, I'll kick their teeth in."
"That's kinda dark," Cyandog said, currently dressed as a reindeer. He had accepted his fate with a… silent dignity.
"At least the kids are having fun," Kyuubi said observing the kids exchanging gifts.
"Here. Take it," Koji grumbled as he passed Naruto a festive holiday envelope. When his mom caught wind of the gift exchange, he couldn't hear the end of it until he at least put some effort into the packaging, the envelope now covered red with a green ribbon on it.
"Thanks, Koji, and a happy holidays," Naruto said with a smile as he opened the envelope, finding- "Cash."
"Nothing makes for a better gift than cash," the rich boy stated with crossed arms.
"I guess… But that's not really the point of the holidays," Naruto said leafing through the cash. Non-sequential serial numbers. My favorite, he grumbled to himself sarcastically.
"Oh he's just being a prude because he didn't get to give something expensive to Kaaarin," Erika said pointing toward Daemon and Karin as they held the other's presents behind their back, the two having become one another's Secret Santa.
"I didn't have any money to buy you a gift, so I sold my hair to buy you this brush set," Daemon said pulling up his Santa hat, revealing his now-bald head. Koji got a good laugh out of the shocked look on Karin's face. Poor fool wouldn't know what to expect ne-
"Oh, well I didn't have any money either, so I sold my hair to buy you these combs," Karin said pulling up her Santa cap, revealing a bald head as well.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Koji cried in horror before he fell over. For a time everyone was silent at what had just transpired, but that was soon broken when both Daemon and Karin began laughing wildly.
"Oh my god, did you see the look on his face?" Daemon asked.
"I know right?" Karin asked as she and Daemon pulled their scalps off, revealing they were wearing bald caps the entire time. "I think he actually had a heart attack. Hahahahaha."
"Yeah. He looked so smug when I was bald, but as soon as he saw you, he totally flipped out," Daemon chuckled. "I love the comb set. I'll use it whenever I need to comb my hair," he said taking an ornate black comb with gold engravings out, combing his hair back.
"And I'll be sure to use these beautiful brushes whenever I need to brush my hair," Karin said taking out a red comb with gold and pink plum designs on it, brushing her pigtails.
"Anyway…" Naruto said trailing off from the drama. "Merry Christmas, Erika," Naruto said passing Erika her gift.
"*Gasp* A new camera? How did you know?" the brunette asked with joy.
"Just a feeling," Naruto said shrugging his shoulders, his eyes widening in surprise as Erika leapt at him and wrapped her arms around his neck.
"Thank you, Naruto. I love it," she said happily.
"," Naruto said hugging her back, the Screws watching the exchange before exchanging their gifts.
"Here ya go Koji. A holiday ham," Sloan said passing a glazed holiday ham with a slice of pineapple on top to the unconscious boy. "Say nothing if you want me to eat this ham," he then said, waiting a few seconds before picking up the ham. "Merry Christmas," he said as he dug into the ham with gusto. The gift that kept on giving.
"Man, I just had the worst nightmare," Koji grumbled as he woke up, sighing as he saw that Karin wasn't bald. Of course, Daemon wasn't bald either, but it was a small price to pay to preserve the fair beauty that was Karin. Getting up however, he paled when he saw just what they were standing und-
"Hey look, Daemon. The mistletoe" the redhead said looking up at the decorative sprig.
"Huh. So we are," he said before he felt Karin's hands go to his shoulders. "K-Karin?" he blushed as she leaned towards him.
"Merry Christmas, Daemon," she said as she leaned forward and gave him a light kiss on the lips.
"Noooooo! Karin's first kiss! Whyyyyyyyyyy?" Koji cried melodramatically.
"Dammit Koji you ruined the beautiful moment!" Karin shrieked as she nailed the boy over the head with the nearby fire stoker.
"Man, non-canon Karin is scary," Joso noted as he munched on his piece of the cheese log.
"Well at least she won't be terrorizing anyone for too much longer," Dr. Aki noted as he drank his eggnog, Sloan eating his glazed ham in the background.
"Here Boss. I made you this yakuza jacket with my own two hands," Spyke said handing Sam a white trench coat with the kanji for SCREWS GANG LEADER running down the back.
"Thanks. I got you some hair gel from out of the country," Sam said as she took the yakuza jacket, handing Spyke a fancy can of hair gel with French writing on it.
"Silly Sam, I don't use hairgel," Spyke chuckled.
"Then how does your hair get like… that?" she asked.
"That'll be revealed in the next chapter that is not non-canon," the spiky-haired kid stated.
"O…kay…" Sam stated with a raised eyebrow. If he doesn't use hair gel, how does his hair get like that?
"How many times do you think Koji will flip out?" Brass asked Neutranurse as she tried out her new guard-type arm medapart.
"I give it one, two more times tops," Neutranurse stated as she calibrated her new shooting-type medapart.
"Kaaariiiin!" Koji cried out before Charlie transformed into vehicle mode and ran him over, leaving tire treads across his festive duds.
"He should be just about done," Neutranurse stated, seeing as how by now, he'd be asleep for a little while.
"I hope so. The author's running out of legitimate things for him to freak out over," Brass noted.
"We passed legitimate a long time ago," Peppercat noted.
"Oh Joso, it's time for your special holiday present," Hikari said from the hallway, now dressed in a skimpy Santa outfit, though tasteful enough to be worn around the kids.
"Yeah. Yeah you know what I'm implying. The kids don't know, but we know," Dr. Aki said towards the audience.
"Koooooooji. Koooooooji," Daemon whispered to the sleeping rich kid. "Tonight, you will be haunted by three ghooooooosts," he wailed off. "And they'll all be me," he added.
"This is so non-canon it almost hurts," Totalizer said from the corner.
Well folks, here's your non-canon Naruto Tenryo Christmas Special. Sorry I didn't get into too much detail as to what medaparts the medabots exchanged, but the computer I'm using has issues, so I'm trying not to use the internet too much.
Anyway, Merry Christmas, and happy birthday Jesus.