"Alright," I shouted, "Fuck this! We're getting out of here today!"

Rey looked at me and sighed.

"And how are we going to do that?" he asked me.

"Um," I said, "I could… You know what? I'll just go out the door."

"I thought you said that door led to a drop," Rey told me, "and that that was how Dante was caught."

"So?" I demanded, "We both know I'm WAY more ninja than he could ever be!"

Rey sighed.

"Don't worry," I said, heading to the door, "I won't get caught."

I got off the ground, grinning. The drop hadn't been so bad, and now I just needed to find a way out.

I began to make my way along the beach, when I saw a small girl approach me. I was about to say something, when she pulled a gun and pointed it at my head.

I was led back inside, (innuendo not intended,) and into some kind of lift.

The girl pushed a button, and the lift jerked upward.

Okay, maybe I wasn't so ninja after all. But whatever. No big deal.

I looked over to the girl, and then to the gun. Actually, it might be kind of a big deal. That thing was definitely loaded.

Eventually the lift stopped.

"Out," the girl told me.

"Don't tell ME what to do," I snapped, "I'm the celebrity here."

Half a lie; I wasn't technically a celebrity, but this freak had no way of knowing that. She sneered at me, then aimed the gun at my face.

"Alright! Chill!" I shouted, putting my hands up. She smiled, then led me out. (Again, innuendo unintentional.)

We walked up some stairs, then we ended up in a small dingy room. She motioned for me to stop, then knocked on a huge door.

"Wot? Who's dat?" called a voice.

"Me," the girl replied.

"Hold on a moment," came the reply.

Then the door opened, and a green skinned man stepped out. He grumbled something to himself, then looked at me.

"YOU!" I shouted. It was the bastard who kidnapped me!

He looked at me for a moment, confused.

"Me?" he asked, "Who the bloody hell are you?" he snapped.

"The guy you kidnapped!" I shouted.

"Wot?" he asked, "I wouldn't have kidnapped you!"

"Then why the hell am I here?" I asked.

"I don't bloody know!" he shouted, "why are you here?"

"Because you kidnapped-"

"I wouldn't have kidnapped you, mate! I don't have any use for someone like you!" he told me.

I was somewhat outraged.

"Are you saying I'm not even worth kidnapping?" I demanded.

"Yes," he growled, "now sod off."

The girl looked at the green skinned man.

"Actually," she said, "you did kidnap him. He is in Dante's band."

"Oh," the man said, turning back to me, "oh. I guess I did."

"I told you!"

"Then what the bloody hell are you doing out here! Cyborg! Don't just stand there, eliminate him!"

The girl turned to me, and cocked her gun.

I didn't know what to do, so I turned and ran downstairs and into the lift. Luckily, the door shut before she could catch up and jump in with me. (How many innuendos is that?)

I pushed a random button, and tried to catch my breath.

POV: Dante

What was going on here? Seriously, things were getting worse than ever. 2D and Noodle had turned on me, and Lucky was never on my side. Murdoc needed me safe, but once the album was done? I'd probably be floating face down in the waters around Plastic Beach.

I walked down the hall, when the lift opened, and Shawn popped out.

"Dante?" he asked, his eyes wide.

"Sh- Shawn?" I asked.

Shawn rushed out of the lift.

"They're trying to kill me! That green guy and the girl with the gun!" Shawn shouted.

"Wait- Murdoc's trying to kill you?" I asked.

"Is that the green guy?" Shawn asked. I nodded. "Then yes," he told me.

"Great," I said, "we better hide you somewhere."

"THERE 'E IS!" I heard Murdoc shout. I turned, and saw Murdoc rushing down the hallway, .45 in hand. Lucky was behind him, that bastard.

But Murdoc was running too quickly, because he tripped and the gun flew from his hand. It landed on the ground near my feet, and I picked it up, pointing it at him. I heard the someone from behind us, and I turned to face Cyborg.

Before she could react, I cocked the .45 and fired two bullets into her head. That seemed to do the trick, because she fell over and didn't get up. Shawn grabbed her gun, but kept it aimed at her.

I turned back to Murdoc.

"Put the gun down, mate," he told me.

"Let me and Shawn go, Murdoc. Try anything and I swear I'll shoot," I told him.

"You wouldn't," Murdoc said.

I moved the gun from Murdoc to Lucky and fired. The bullet hit Lucky just above the right kneecap. He howled, then dropped to the floor.

"Maybe you would," Murdoc said.

"Yes," I said, "I would."

Murdoc's face turned from green to red. By this time Noodle and 2D had arrived to see what had happened.

"Wot's going on?" 2D asked, panicked.

Suddenly, I had a very attractive idea. Shawn and I pop Murdoc and Lucky right there, knock out Noodle and 2D, then leave. But I wasn't a murderer.

"Just let us go, Murdoc," I hissed.

"Fine," he growled.

I put the gun in my waistband, then motioned for Shawn to follow me.

We finally arrived in the study.

"Well," I said, turning to Shawn, "I guess I better tell you everything then."