This is another from GillyflowerCalfuray. I... Think I got your usename wrong last time... Whoops.
Disclaimer: No! Get it through your head, you damn lawyers! Back, back! *kicks at lawyers*
Dear Signore Romano,
Exactly! I love teasing him about it. He gets so flustered, and it's funny.
I think most places are warmer than my house right now. And we're having our Superbowl soon, which is where our two best American football teams face off, and practically the entire country stops to watch. Texas is holding it at her house this year, so I'd reccomend not visiting during the month of February.
Now, thinking about the Mafia again—there was recently a big bust on them. (Turns out they had gotten into my government! Eek!) Do you have any jurisdiction over the American mafia? Or are they Dad's problem?
With Love and Hope,
Rachael Williams-Jones
The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations
Dear Rachael,
Duly noted about not visiting during February.
And, I'm sorry to say, but I've got no control over the mafia over in your place. I wish I could do something, but I really can't... Dammit, I feel so useless. Hopefully America can get it sorted out; I've got my hands full keeping them away from Feliciano.
Hoping you get things cleared up,
Romano
Yeah... Coming up with witty disclaimers is getting kinda hard, but it's fun!
Sorry about the short reply for this one; not much to work with.