Hi guys, Crimson here!
So, this is it. The final chapter-
Amy: THE FINAL COUNT DOWN!
Me:...Shut the hell up...
Amy: (t-_-t)
Me:...Right. Anyway, it's Christmas guys, so, here are some christmas jokes!
Thank you guys so much for all of the support, I wouldn't be here without you guys! Do me a solid, and carry on my legacy.
Make jokes, have fun, and make life brighter. Life is to short to spend it sulking, so, do me a favor and share these with the world. I wanna make the world better, one smile at a time.
And who knows, I might bring it back later on.
But, we shall enjoy these, and wait for better days to come. As always, it's been wonderful making you all laugh and smile, even if I can't see it, I love knowing that I make people smile.
Can't help it, making people laugh is my talent.
And now, do me a favor and spread it for me.
But, enough of this crap, enjoy the damn chapter!
Amy: Hey, Pit, why are you here!?
Pit: Umm…I live here?
Amy: I'll be right back; I need to get a stapler, some tape, and string.
Pit:…Why?
Amy: So that you stay on te top of the tree this time!
Pit: (0_0) NOOOOOO!
Amy: Hey, Bowser.
Bowser:…What now?
Amy: Go back to the North pole!
Bowser:…Well, that's a new level of fat…
Amy: No, Santa's fat; you fucking ate him!
Amy: Hey, Greninja!
Greninja: Gre?
Amy: Are you good friends with Chesnaught?
Greninja:…Gre.
Amy: Chesnaughts roasting, on an open fire~!
Greninja: (0_0)…
Amy: Hey, Link!
Link:...Leave me in peace…
Amy: Have you seen Tingle?
Link:…No…?
Amy: Oh well, you'll work.
Link:...What are you trying to say?
Amy: I'm trying to say that Bowser's going back to the north pole.
Link:…?
Amy: He needs some help making the toys.
Link:…I'm taller then you.
Amy: But I don't want to look like a fairy elf.
Amy:...Santa's a stalker.
Mario:...What?
Amy: I mean, "he see's you when you're sleeping"? "He knows when you're awake"? I wouldn't be surprised if I turn around and he's not behind me!
Mario:…You're American customs and-a thought process never-a ceases to amaze me…
Amy: SANTA!
Bowser:…What now?
Amy: QUICKLY, GET TO THE SLEIGH!
Bowser:…Go annoy Link…
Amy: Link, buddy, I'm sorry.
Link:…
Amy: I got you a real present!
Link:…What is it?
Amy: *Holds up empty bottles with an evil smile*
Link: (0_0) You didn't…
Amy: Oh, I did.
Link:…Burn in hell…
Amy: Hey, Dark Pit, help me find Pit!
Dark Pit:…Why?
Amy: *Holds up duct tape*
Dark Pit:...Hell no!
Amy: Of well…You'll work just as well.
Dark Pit: (0_0) HELL NO!
Amy: What did little Timmy put on his Christmas list?
Rosalina:…Umm…He asked for a star?
Amy: "Dear Santa, I'll give you the antidote for the poison in your milk if you leave a bike under the tree."
Rosalina: That's terrible!
Amy: I know!
Rosalina:…The children of this generation…
Amy: Yeah, we're fucked.
Amy: Link?
Link:…
Amy: Link-a-dink?
Link:…
Amy: Kinky Linky?
Link:…What?
Amy: Look…I'm sorry man. I've been an asshole to you for a while now, and that's wrong of me.
Link:…Really?
Amy: Yes, Link; I'm sorry.
Link: Alright then…Forgiven!
Amy: In the Christmas spirit, I got you an actual gift!
Link: *opens it*…(0_0) Oh God.
Navi: Hey, listen!
Link:…Amy…Go fuck yourself…*Runs away screaming*
Amy: Hahahahaha…Aww, don't give me that look, reader. Once a troublemaker, always a troublemaker! *Pulls out duct tape* Now, to find Pit….He better not be in an arm!
…Yeah, that was bad.
Hope you all enjoyed, leave a review so I know how my last chapter ended; and well, I salute you all!
I've got more Christmas crap, so go check it out if ya want!
Well, seems like this'll be our last meeting; so, I hope you guys enjoyed it.
Bye guys, have a merry-ass Christmas!