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Chapter 21: The Craziest Saturday Ever

It was Saturday and every kindergartener knew what to do on Saturdays: kill people

So everyone (I mean people who know about the kindergarteners) hid until the next day.

Vegeta woke up and go ready for his day with Bulma.

He put on his armor and cape and went downstairs.

He saw Tarble eating waffles and his dad reading the paper.

"Where are you going, boy?" King Vegeta asked.

"I've got a date," Vegeta said.

King Vegeta looked at him crazily.

'Kids these days are already dating?! I started dating when I was about 14 and now kids are dating at 6?! What is wrong with the world these days..' King Vegeta thought.

King Vegeta just shook his head and kept reading the paper.

Tarble didn't know what a date was and asked,"Can I come?"

Vegeta started growling real loud and said, "...no."

Tarble asked, "But whhyyy..."

Vegeta was to the point of going super saiyan, but his dad said 'not in the house'.

Vegeta took a few deep breaths and said, "It's only for two people.."

Tarble thought for a minute and said, "How about we go on a double date.." just as King Vegeta left the kitchen.

Vegeta said, "No! I'm not going on a date with you and your girlfriend!"

Tarble said, "Fine.."

Vegeta was surprised that Tarble didn't threaten him.

He just shook his head and yelled, "DAD I'M LEAVING NOW!" and left.

Tarble smirked, a smirk like Vegeta and his father: an very evil smirk.

Meanwhile, Vegeta walked to Bulma's house (It's basically next door) and rung on the doorbell.

Then her mother came out.

Vegeta mentally moaned. Her mother is the craziest woman he ever knew. How could she be Bulma's mother?

"Hi Vegeta!" Mrs. Briefs said.

He cringed at the ditzy voice she had.

"Aren't you the most adorablest child I've ever seen!" She cooed as she pinched his cheeks.

Bulma thankfully came to the door and said, "Mom! We'll see you later!" grabbed Vegeta, slammed the door, and left.

Bulma and Vegeta was walking around town.

"So Veggie, where are we going?" She asked.

Vegeta growled at the nickname (even though he secretly liked it) and said, "McDonalds," (Eh, little kids like McDonalds, so..).

Bulma squealed and hugged Vegeta while he blushed and cringed.

"I LOVE McDonalds! How'd you know It was my favorite restaurant?" she asked.

Vegeta just chuckled and thought 'Good thing she doesn't know that I secretly spied on her and took note of her favorite things when we were in preschool..'

Flashback-

It was at North High Preschool and Bulma was talking to Chi-Chi.

"What are your favowite things Bulma?" Chi-Chi asked.

Bulma thought for a moment and said, "I like McDonalds, stwawbewwies, science, inventing, singing, weading, pwesents, and puppies."

They didn't know that Vegeta was hiding behind a wall of blocks, writing notes.

"She's pewfect..." He whispered.

He didn't know that he was looking at her so much, that he accidently leaned towards the wall and knocked down the blocks.

Bulma noticed him and walked towards him.

"Hi Veggie! You have cute eyes." Bulma said while hugging him.

Vegeta blushed and ran away.

End Flashback-

When they arrived at McDonalds they went to the counter.

"Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?" The guy said boringly.

Vegeta said, "20 McDoubles and a 6 piece McNuggets for the girl,"

The guy was surprised and said, "Are you sure..."

Vegeta turned Super Saiyan and said, "Look into my eyes!"

The cashier looked away and said, "OK! OK!" and gave them the food.

They went to the Playplace and sat at a table with hamburger seats.

Tarble sat with them a couple of minutes later with Gure.

"HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!" Vegeta yelled.

Tarble said, "I just read you ki..."

They just continued eating in a awkward silence.

Then Vegeta yelled, "We're eating at another table!" and grabbed Bulma and went to another table.

Then, Yamcha walked towards them.

"Hey, Babe," Yamcha said.

Vegeta growled really loud.

Bulma rolled her eyes and said, "Veggie, I gotta go to the bathroom...to get his stench off my body!" Bulma yelled as she went to the bathroom.

The moment the door was closed, Vegeta tackled Yamcha and started punching him.

"I TOLD YOU FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL!" He yelled as he blasted him away from McDonalds.

Bulma came back from the bathroom and asked, "Hey, where's Yamcha?"

Vegeta said, "He-he left.."

Bulma shrugged and they continued eating.

Then Goku appeared with Chi-Chi.

"Hiya Vegeta! Hiya Bulma!" Goku said.

Vegeta groaned. How could this get any worse?!

Then there was a scream.

Freiza, Brolly, Bojack, Zarbon, and Dodoria were giving kids wedgies.

Goku walked up to them (cause he's the hero) and said dramatically, "Stop Freiza!"

Freiza said, "Oh yea! Try me!"

Goku said, "Try what? Cookies? I LOVE cookies!"

Everyone sweatdropped.

"NO YOU IDIOT! I MEAN LET'S FIGHT!" Freiza yelled.

So they started fighting.

Vegeta was about to kill himself until-

"Hi Vegeta, Bulma!" Krillin said.

He also brought along 18.

Vegeta also noticed Piccolo. He was drinking the free water.

Then Master Roshi appeared. "HEEEEYY I'M CRAZYYYY!" He said.

Everyone just looked at him.

Except Freiza and Goku, who was still fighting.

The manager walked up to him and said, "You have to be escorted out of the building, you're not supposed to have beer here."

Master Roshi was indeed drunk and crazy.

He looked at the manager-more like her breasts and said, "I LOVE YOUR BOOBIES!" as he groped them.

Then he was hit by a frying pan from the manager, Bulma, 18, and Chi-Chi.

They all kicked him where the sun doesn't shine and all the boys cringed.

Then they 'escorted' him out of McDonalds.

Vegeta was staring with his mouth open.

Bulma closed his mouth and said, "You'll get flies in your mouth, Veggie,"

Then she went to the tunnel-tube thingies in McDonalds with Chi-Chi and 18.

Vegeta was just thinking: 'How could a nice date turn out like this?!'

When Bulma, Chi-Chi, and 18 were playing tag, they ran into Maron, Jessica, and Carrie

Maron narrowed her eyes, "Oh look if it isn't the Z Losers!"

Her Goons started laughing.

Bulma was thinking, 'Why does everyone say Z Losers?!' and said, "Oh look, if it isn't the Broke A** B******!"

All the kids started laughing.

Maron said, "At least I don't have blue hair!"

Bulma started laughing and said, "You idiot! You have blue hair and everyone knows that I have lavender hair in the manga!"

Everyone kept laughing at her.

She blushed really red from embarrassment.

"I'll get you somehow Bulma Briefs!" Maron said.

"Jessica! Carrie! Let's go!" Maron yelled.

They left McDonalds in a hurry.

Bulma, Chi-Chi, and 18 exchanged hi-fives and separated to play.

Everyone was enjoying theirselves until corny music came on.

Everyone gathered around and there was a voice who said, "BOYS AND GIRLS! WE INTRODUCE YOU TO...RONALD MCDONALD!"

The kids cheered except the Z fighters who remembered Ronald McDonald:

Flashback-

It was in preschool and Ronald McDonald was visiting.

"Hiya kids!" Ronald McDonald said boringly.

Everyone liked him at first, but he did something really bad.

Bulma was building a Dragon Radar and was nearly finished, until Ronald McDonald tripped on a block and fell on Bulma and her Radar.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed.

Ronald McDonald may seem skinny, but he's really fat in real life.

The Z fighters (Bulma, Vegeta, Chi-Chi, Goku, Krillin, and Piccolo back then) looked at Ronald McDonald and charged at him.

"You monster!" Goku yelled.

"I KILL PEOPLE WHO HURT MY BULMA!" Vegeta screamed while attacking him.

Chi-Chi yelled, "Get off my friend!" as she kicked him.

Ronald McDonald ended up in the hospital and the Z fighters ended up grounded for beating up a clown, but Ronald McDonald was sued for hitting children.

End of Flashback-

They didn't know how Ronald McDonald came back to life, but they were prepared for the worse.

They knew direct contact would get them grounded, so they agreed to go outside and attack.

Vegeta, Goku, Krillin, and Piccolo put the rest of the gang outside a safe distance and began their attack:

"KA..ME..HA..ME..HAA!"

"FINAL..FLASHHH!"

"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!"

"KAMEHAMEHA!"

Their blasts hit McDonald's and the building exploded.

They all went home after experiencing the crazy day.

Meanwhile, Bulma was being carried by a tired Vegeta.

"That was a terrible day..." Vegeta said.

Bulma was surprised.

"Are you crazy?! This is the best day ever! I got to beat up people, flame Maron, and we killed Ronald McDonald!" Bulma said.

Vegeta looked at her crazily but smirked otherwise.

Next Time - Valentine's Day and the Football Championship