ARC 3: Holy Grail War Again without the Holy Grail

Chapter 5

"Now we don't have any carcass to retrieve. Just chunks of meat.."

(mumbling)

'Even so, I'm glad they are on our side.'

(smiles)

"Troops! Gather the chunks of meat and let's go back to the capital." (Crusch)

(footsteps)

"Gilgamesh-sama, Lancer-dono, Archer-dono and Elizabeth.."

(kneels)

"Thank you for killing the Hakugei. You have my gratitudes. Just seeing it die is enough for my revenge."

(on seiza)

"Thank you very much!" (Wilhelm)

"Don't thank us yet, we're just on the first part, now you need to evacuate the villagers as soon as possible. For me I should accompany these troops to go back to the capital." (Archer)

"Nah, I guess I'll just also tag along with you white haired bastard. I bet Goldie alone can handle those freaks. Alright then, good luck." (Lancer)

"Felix, Wilhelm, go with his majesty." (Crusch)

" " Ha! " " (Felix and Wilhelm)

"Hmmp, let's go now mongrels." (Gilgamesh)

"Uhmm, Yes!"

'He's so strong. He almost can do anything. Maybe he can...'

"Coming!" (Emilia)

(Arlam Village dawn time)

"T-that was a very convenient ride Gilgamesh-sama.." (Wilhelm)

"I agree with you Wilhelm-san." (giggles) (Emilia)

"Hey mongrels, wake up the villagers, gather them up and go with them to the mansion." (Gilgamesh)

"B-be careful Gil-kun." (worried look) (Emilia)

"Hmmp.. As if those worms can harm me. Also..."

(looks at Felix)

"Inspect the villagers one by one. I know you can detect someone suspicious." (Gilgamesh) [AN: remember Sha Nagba Imuru]

"Okay, Gil-kyun~nyah." (Felix)

(the cave near the village)

"Come out from your hole, worm!" (Gilgamesh)

"Ahhh! How slothful!"

(footsteps)

"Ahh! This smell! The smell of LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! My brain is trembling!"

(stops walking)

"Ahhhh! My manners, I am the Sin Archbishop of Sloth, Betelgeuse Romanee Conti -desu! You must be pride!?" (Betelgeuse)

(opens portal with holy swords)

"Hahahaha! Very funny worm! But..."

(cold gaze)

"How dare you compare me to the likes of your group! A bunch of worms! I will just destroy not only your filthy body but also your soul!" (Gilgamesh)

"H-how!? HOW!? HOW!? I-IMPOSSIBLE! I-IS IT YOUR GOSPEL!?" (Betelgeuse)

"Tch, don't you dare compare what is mine on that mockery!"

(snaps finger)

"DIE! Worm!" (Gilgamesh)

(summons unseen hand but easily destroyed by holy weapons)

"Hmmp, pathetic worms." (Gilgamesh)

(road from Flugel tree to the capital)

"Stop all carriage!" (Archer)

"Why? I can't see anyone."(Crusch)

"Somebody are waiting on the road wearing weird clothes. Just two of them. They both look like priests wearing black capes." (Archer)

"W-what!?" (Crusch)

"Trust him on this one Missy. Looks like I'll have my fun." (Lancer)

"Why do I always deal with priests and girls!? Damn that Zelretch! Where should I vent my anger!?" (Archer)

Author's Notes

Good day guys. Sadly I have a freaking cold with a headache that's why I have delayed update for this novel. Hopefully I get well fast.

Thanks for the reviews and 5k views. The next chapters will contain spoilers of arc 4 to 5 of the real re:zero but of course, most of them are fucked up due to the presence of our hero.

The prophecy of lancer and archer will be on arc 4 of our fanfiction. Of course I own nothing but dust and plot twists.

I thought of a comedy re zero but lancer is our main character with the Return by Death. Haha..

Time for me to rest.. Maybe a chapter a day til I recover from this cold.

Again thanks everyone

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