Me: Is anybody else participating in the blackout tomorrow? I am, so I won't update. Sorry, but the blackout is for a good cause... Oh, and I probably won't update the day after the blackout either; I'm going to a sleepover. AND SCHOOL'S FINALLY OUT FOR ME! WHOO XD So...

Disclaimer: I own nothing other than this crazy idea of a story.

Me: Ok... Let's go :)

Brute

"Ok Brute in three... two... one..." Bubbles nodded.

"Alright, let's get a move on." Brute growled. "Ok, so firstly, WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE BRUTE FANFICS?" In a mocking voice, she continued, "I see Bubbles and Boomer or Buttercup and Bitch."

"Butch." Butch corrected. "It's Butch. Not Bitch."

"Yea ok." Brute said half-heartedly. "You act like one though, so it qualifies as your name."

"How the hell-" Butch started.

"Anyways, like I was fucking yelling before I got fucking interrupted, where the fuck are my stories? Yea, so I'm scanning through the archive going 'Oh, I'm gonna have some fucking epic stories about me from my fans', when I only see two, yes two, fucking completed stories with me listed as a main character! TWO! What the hell? I actually want stories! You authors are fucking selfish and racist to people who live in Vilestown."

"Yea, make them more stories, not us!" Buttercup agreed. "God damn..."

Brute nodded. "See? You authors got the whole process mixed up. Powerpunk want story, Powerpuff don't want story. You comprehend with Brute?"

"Me comprehend with Brute!" Bubbles chirped.

"I wasn't fucking talking to you girly; I was talking to the authors."

"Oh..."

Brute carried on. "Sure my sisters and I only showed in the comics, even though we could've benn on the fucking show, but come the fuck on man! We actually need love... and we're evil!"

"Evil needs love?" Bunny asked. "Me so confused now... Carrot pie..."

"Yea... carot pie..." Blossom dragged on. "Are you done ranting now Brute?"

"Yea, I don't wanna fucking rant to dumb ass authors anymore." Brute growled in reply.

"Oh wow, how mean..." Bubbles said slowly. "So, I guess we should have..huh. How about the Amoeba Boys?" The Amoeba Boys were asleep, so they couldn't reply. "Yea... that's gonna take long... So goodbye fans! Stay loyal~!" Bubbles waved as the camera shut off.

Me: Wow Brute 0.0 There was like a cuss word in every sentence she said... Well good bye! See you the day after tomorrow probably (if I can update...)