If Sasuke Had Another Relative...

Quiet Town and Scythes

Sorry, I've been such a long time, I was focusing on my other story 'Secondary School: Naruto Style' and 'Kaida Uchiha Moments' (I advise you read the latter… With that point, read the former too!)

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Italic = Kaida's Inner, and emphasis! Bold Italic = Author notes.

"Can we go now? She's not going to find Sasuke, the fate will come true!" Narumi complained.

"Narumi, stop being so impatient. We will wait til tomorrow. By tomorrow, he will be to far in Orochimaru's grasp for Kaida to go rescue. Unless she sacrificed her self, proving herself to be more powerful than Sasuke and making Orochimaru want to take her body instead." Gin said stoically.

"But Gin, she has Mangekyou from what you said after she left the fortune telling booth." Narumi commented. "Mangekyou could pwn Sasuke. Plus, Orochimaru wanted Itachi's body because he had Mangekyou. Basically, Orochimaru wants the damn Mangekyou, instantly putting Kaida top of the board if he finds out about her."

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"…Kaida wouldn't do that much. She's got something against Orochimaru…I don't think she cares for Sasuke that much, since she waited a few years before coming back to Konoha…"

"Ouch, Gin, ouch."

Kaida woke up, and quickly started to take down the traps she had set. She had had a peaceful night.

Well, apart from the nightmares… But hey, who cares?

"Right, I need to get to the closest small town."

Kaida simply walked in a random direction, not knowing where the nearest town was.

"Selling various goods, cheap cheap prices!" She heard a woman's voice coming from the left of her. Kaida ran towards, the voice, ending up in front of an elderly woman holding a huge suitcase of goods. "Ah, what can I do for you, little one?"

"Do you have a cloak and maybe… a weapon summoning scroll?" Kaida asked. She had heard about scroll that you write the name of the weapon in blood and it appears in your hand, along with a way to carry it.

"Well, the cloak will be cheap…" The old woman held out a brown cloak that went down to Kaida's knees, and it had a hood that fitted perfectly over her head. "500 ryo."

Cheap? This is cheap? THIS IS RIP OFF! Kaida thought, passing the money. "How much is the damn scroll?" Kaida snapped, knowing that this was going to be a rip off.

"But I sold my last scroll yesterday. You'll have to buy a weapon." The woman pulled out a number of weapons and laid them on the ground.

A broadsword with flames engraved into the side, too heavy. A mace with spikes and also you could fire the spikes to fight against multiple opponents, not Kaida's style. A purple two bladed scythe, extendable from half a metre to two metres. Kaida swung it in the air a couple of times, at one metres length.

"I want this scythe, and also, something to strap it too the back of this cloak with," Kaida said, swirling the scythe between her fingers. "It feels as if it was made for mee~"

"5000 ryo."

Kaida's jaw dropped. She passed the money, and the women passed her some removable straps. Kaida clipped them onto the back of her cloak, and slid the scythe in. "Thank you." she muttered, as the woman counted her money. "Do you know where the nearest quiet town is?"

"Just down the path dearie. Nice and quiet there."

"Thanks."

"This… Is… QUIET MY ARSE! I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR MYSELF FUCKING THINK!" Kaida said, looking down on the village. The streets were packed, music was booming out of everywhere, and people were dancing and singing in the middle of the street. "It must be a festival… How troublesome…"

Kaida put the hood up, darkening the top part of her face. Coal black eyes and blue hair would attract attention.

And perhaps someone would recognise her as an Uchiha.

That would be bad.

Kaida got into the street, a metre radius of space around her, people watching the scythe on her back especially. Kaida giggled slightly. So scared of a girl with a scythe. Of course, she did not expect anyone to come into that circle.

"OUCH! FUCKING HELL, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU BASTARD!" Kaida yelled as she got up, from the floor, which she had landed on her side to protect the scythe.

The looked across at who had walked into her and saw two people. Black cloaks with red clouds. One was wearing a mask and hat thing that made it so only the red and green eyes were visible. He was standing up.

The other was just getting up. He didn't have the top half of his cloak fastened, and he had a triple bladed red scythe on his back. He also had some kind of symbol on his necklace. He had purple-pink eyes and white? No… grey? …Silver… Yeah, silver hair.

"You should fucking watch where you're going bitch!" he retorted, standing up.

Kaida noticed the people around them try to push themselves into the sides of the shops to avoid the two swearing scythe-wielding people.

Kaida stood up, noticing that he was about ten centimetres taller than herself. "I'll watch were I'm fucking going when you do!"

"Bitch! I'll sacrifice you to Lord Jashin!"

"Hell will fucking freeze over before that happens!"

The other person cut in. "Hidan. We could be collecting bounties in the time you're arguing with this girl.

"Kakuzu! Your fucking bounties are stupid!"

"I will kill you."

"You fucking say that all the fucking time!"

And Kaida smirked evilly as she activated sharingan under the protection of her cloak, which darkened her eyes and the top of her face to much to see them.

Her eyes moved to Kakuzu, the taller one that had talked about bounties. His chakra seemed strange. She couldn't focus where the main point was. Hidan's chakra was easier to pinpoint.

She de-activated sharingan again, before slipping into the crowd while the men were arguing. She slipped into a dango shop just as she heard shouts from outside.

"Can I get you anything?" The man at the counter asked, an edge of nervousness in his voice. Kaida made sure to make her voice cheery so he wasn't afraid.

"Could I get three sticks of dango please?" she asked, smiling as kindly as possible.

"Sure, missy." And three sticks of dango were put on a plate in front of her. She passed the money over the counter, walking over to a vacant table. She was ignoring the noise outside, which sounded like swearing, death threats and 'when I find that bitch's.

Hmm, I would have liked to of found a little more about them. They were wearing the same cloaks as Itachi-nii and fish boy. I wond-

Kaida's thoughts were cut of in the middle of her eating a dango when a shadow loomed over her.

"Shit." Kaida said, her hands reaching her hood a second too late as it was pulled back, her blue hair (Dark blue! Not sky blue, that'd look weird!) splaying down her black. She squinted her eyes at the light level.

When she had jumped (thrown herself) across to the other side of the room (avoiding everyone in the way) she looked at who brought her hood down. It was the albino.

"Bastard." Kaida muttered as he gawped at her blue hair. "YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM! YOU HAVE FUCKING WHITE HAIR YOU OLD MAN!"

"IT'S SILVER YOU BITCH!"

"YEAH! ABOUT AS FUCKING SILVER AS YOUR MUM!"

I do not swear this much in real life…

Promise.

Ahhh…

Guess what happened to me today.

I thought of a brilliant way to end the story.

However, if I told you, that would be spoiling ne?

Anywaaaay…

REVIEWS = CHAPTERS

Next Chapter will be a special to celebrate both mine and Kaida's birthday!

(SELF-INSERTATION BIATCHES!)

Anyway, 6th June!

Kaida's turning 12 and I'm turning 13!

(Oh, and just for reference, so far this is set in the first series. Hidan shouldn't really exist, but he needs too. He's 19, which is three years younger than he is in the second series. Hey, that's a point, isn't his birthday coming up? Eh, whatever.)

Bye xxx

Alita.