Aunt Cass (calling upstairs): Hiro! Are you ready to go carolling?
Hiro (tugging on his itchy white angora sweater): Aunt Cass, how do I always end up staying with you in every one of these drabbles when I clearly moved out at the end of the movie?
Aunt Cass: We're going carolling, Hiro.
Hiro (ಠ_ಠ): Aunt Cass, I'm fourteen-years-old. Besides, who's going to fill Tadashi's place?
(Baymax waddles in garbed down in a 10XL tan angora sweater, a reindeer hat, a red scarf and a pamphlet) Ba-talalalalalalala! (Aunt Cass is smiling as Hiro stares at him in disbelief) I am festive!
OH, no-,
(She shoots him a look)
Don't ruin this for me like you… uh, slightly disaster-ized Thanksgiving. (smiles at Baymax and touches cheek to cupped hands, she then pinches his chubby cheek as he smiles before leaving)
I am festive!: He repeats and then grins down at a leering Hiro.
(IN SAN FRANSOKYO PARK… inside one of those little wooden singing structures)
(right) Aunt Cass: La-la-la-la-la!
(left) Baymax: Bat-lalalalala!
(they look down expectantly between them both) Hiro (-_-, flatly): La-la-la-la-la.
Cass: Bells on bobtails ring.
Lynx (with a bell on his tail): This isn't funny…
Baymax: Making spirits bright!
Hiro: I'm outta here!
(His family watches in concern as he storms off into the snow)
See-through Tadashi wanders up to the lynx and folds his arms: What's his problem?
(Lynx shrugs)
(Hiro tosses and turns in bed, he rises while it's still dark out and rubs his eye)
He looks over at an empty charger: Baymax? (he says groggily)
(The tooting of a horn signals him to look over as someone with a giant conductor hat, overalls and an old golden pocket watch tucked into a red plaid shirt rides along on a huge electric train)
Hello, Hiro! (Baymax waves; cause who the fuck else was it gonna be?) Climb aboard, patient!
Hiro: ಠ_ಠ
Baymax (continues to motion him forward): Climb aboard!
Hiro: Not until you tell me where the fuck you got that from, why the fuck you're dressed like a 1880's conductor and what the fuck-, (Baymax shoves an over-sized lolly pop into his fussy gob)
Baymax (finger in the air): Foul language will not tolerated!
(Hiro looks a sight as he fruitlessly climbs onto the part where the lumps of coal are in his P.J.'s)
Baymax (turning): We are OFF!
(Aunt Cass from some unseen vantage point as they travel through a Candy Land, Wonka-esque place)
What will you dream… Little Hiro?
(ಠ_ಠ)
(As they travel they see HoneyLemon kissing candy cane fairies, she waves)
(The corner of Hiro's lip tugs up and he waves)
(Then they see Wasabi sitting at a booth with wasabi-flavored candy for sale, he salutes them)
(Hiro salutes back, smiling more openly now)
(GoGo is just standing there normally watching, Hiro waves. She drops a ginger bread man in her hand and crushes it, never taking her eyes away from him. His body stiffens as if he's been shocked - that ginger bread man had black licorice hair - and turns away quickly. Finally they both pass Fred bathing himself in a chocolate fountain while in a merman costume; he looks at Hiro as if not interested, smiles calmly, winks and then holds a ladle up to his mouth so that sweet, liquidy dark chocolate sensually drizzles from the silver spoon, down his skinny arm and into his long-awaiting mouth. He blissfully licks his lips and does the eyebrows-raising-thing really fast. Hiro looks down in astonishment; you best believe that motherfucker's stickin' out like Pinocchio's nose. The "dream sequence" ends with Baymax tucking Hiro into bed and Aunt Cass stroking his hair back, the room is entirely the same. She smiles at Baymax and leaves them both in silence)
(Baymax removes his head revealing a grinning Fred)
Hiro: Uhhh…
(Real fast and quiet) Shhh-shhh-shhh-shhh-shhh… (strokes Hiro's head with "Baymax's" hand)
Uhhh… (Hiro moans again)
Fred: The chocolate sedative you ate will wear off soon… (he touches his forehead to Hiro's) At least for now we have each other. (someone taps his shoulder, he turns. Bumbumbum…ba-ba-bah… bumbumbum: It's Baymax in armor. Fred screams like a little girl and jumps out the 2nd story window in terror. Baymax watches him and then comes over to stroke Hiro's hair gently)
Hiro: Uhh… Baymax.
(Baymax smiles in delight)
Fred… (he moans, whether in agony or in longing it's hard to tell) Fred?
(Fred pops up in the glassless window, grinning. Baymax looks at him in startled bewilderment)
…
End.