How to annoy...Relm!

yes, we're really going to pick on a kid this time.

1. Replace her sketchbook with porn

2. explain it to her

3. congrats you've scarred a child for life! have a cookie

4. since her magic lets her attack enemies by drawing them...create an inappropriate looking monster! if you played spore or whatever the game is you should already have experience with this you sick twisted person.

5. borrow Hojo's lab for step 4 if you have to. we've already annoyed him a differrent chapter so he knows better than to cross us mwahahaha!

6. lock Relm in the room with said inappropriate monster so that she paints it

7. take the painting like Light did the potato chip...but dont eat it!

8. oh crap too late... ummm

9. get a white mage now! i still need you for step 10 but i also dont want to be charged with manslaughter

10. oh gosh its the cops! anyway, give the painting to Shadow...the human not the hedgehog. this is why you shouldn't eat paint chips

11. spoiler alert!

since Shadow is actually Relm's dad, give the painting of the porn monster to him and tell him it was specially made for him to hang on the fridge

12. watch Relm get grounded big-time!

13. tell Shadow she only drew it for him because she thought his was too tiny

14. no dessert for Relm but she does get an extra month of being grounded

15. if she ever gets a boyfriend let Shadow know and hope he's overprotective!

16. give her a coloring book and tell her to be a rebel and color OUTSIDE the lines you naughty boy/girl/hermaphrodite/guy playing as a girl character

17. pat yourself on the back. you just succeeeded in making a little girl cry