I'm sitting with BRUCE BANNER, STEVE ROGERS aka Captain America and THOR in my office.
ME
Bruce, you've got some... anger management issues. Do you want to give us a few more details about... your problems?
BRUCE
Well, they aren't really anger management issues. To be honest, I'm dealing with a lack of... self-confidence.
ME
Oh, that's interesting... Do you know the reason for your lack of self-confidence?
BRUCE
I'm working with people who are... How should I put it...? People who could be cover models.
ME
So, you are having inferiority complexes?
BRUCE
Just look at me. I'm flabby with hardly any muscles. I'm nothing compared to those guys. When I'm standing next to them people ask me if I'm a sidekick or whatever. They don't consider me a full-fledged member.
STEVE ROGERS
I already told you. I've got this gorgeous body due to an experiment.
BRUCE
(to STEVE ROGERS)
So, you don't like the way you are looking?
STEVE ROGERS
I didn't say that.
THOR
If you want a muscular body just like me I will help you, my friend.
BRUCE
Really?
THOR
Of course. What are friends for? We can start your training tomorrow.
BRUCE
That's great! How long will it take to get as muscular as you?
THOR
Ah, it doesn't take long. Just two hundred years.
BRUCE
... [to Steve] Can you tell me more about the experiment?
ME
(talking to myself while writing a few notes in my textbook)
Bruce Banner has a complex about his weight... Steve Rogers is narcissistic... And THOR has no sense of reality... And I... I am definitely underpaid.