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It was the best of times; it was the worst of times… What the heck am I saying? It was gosh darn awful at the Akatsuki base. Boredom reared its ugly head, yes boredom.

Everyone besides Abby, Tobi and Zetsu were off on missions. Zetsu and Tobi would also be on missions if the base almost didn't burn down the last time Abby was left by herself.

"Gah I'm so bored!" Abby whined for the millionth time of the day.

"Don't worry Tally-chan! Everyone will be back from their missions soon." The strange masked man comforted Abby.

"I'm still bored."

Zetsu vaguely wondered if Leader would too mad at him if he ate Abby when speak of the devil Leader, Konan, Hidan and Kakuzu walked into the living room. They had a few cuts here or there like they got into a small fight.

"Konan onee-chan!" Abby cried tears of joy as she hugged her idol. Abby was really jealous of Konan. She wished that she had her womanly charm and grace.

"Don't I get a welcome back hug?" Hidan asked, annoyed that Konan was getting more attention than him.

Abby simply said no and hugged Konan tighter. The blue haired woman stifled a small laugh at the face Hidan was making. She knew about the two's relationship, she even helped Abby keep Deidara and Shenori's mouth shut about it. She glanced at Kakuzu who was rolling his eyes. He thought that he could make Hidan suffer by exposing his little thing with Abby but the whole thing backfired. Leader told him that if she and Shenori had ties with all of them then they wouldn't want to go back to their own world.

"Okay fine you get a hug too Hin-hin" Abby finally broke down after Hidan's constant complaining. She hugged him and he wrapped his arms around her waist and licked her ear. Abby thanked the fact that she couldn't blush. Her face would be beat red if she could.

Leader coughed breaking the two up. "Abby, Tobi, Zetsu. Did you guys do anything while we were gone?" He asked looking at all of them. Tobi and Zetsu shook their heads while Abby looked thoughtful.

"I got really bored a few days ago and created a jutsu."

Leader arched an eye brow. "Really? Well let's see it then."

Abby froze. "Are you sure?"

"Yes." Leader sighed.

"Are you really, really, really sure?"

"Yes! Just show us the jutsu already!"

Abby shrugged. "Ok you asked for it… MUSHROOM NO JUTSU!" Every inanimate object in the room turned into mushrooms that sort looked like what they originally were. Abby rubbed that back of her head. "Ne, Pretty cool huh?"

Leader's left eye was twitching. "You made a jutsu that turns things into mushrooms?"

"DON'T DISS THE MUSHROOM! FUNGAI WILL RULE THE WORLD!!"

"What a completely useless jutsu."

Abby gasped. "Oh no you didn't! Tell me you just didn't diss the mushroom!"

"I did." Leader growled. If this jutsu was permanent both he and Kakuzu will skin her alive. They were already on a short budget from the fire she started that last time she was left alone.

Abby pouted her lips. "This IS a useful jutsu."

"No, it's not."

"Wanna bet on it?" Abby smirked. She wasn't just going to get Leader to acknowledge her jutsu. She was going to make sure she dealt a blow to his pride as well. "If I prove that my Mushroom no jutsu is truly a kick but and highly powerful jutsu by the end of the week, everyone has to learn it. But if I don't, which is highly unlikely, then I will never use if again."

Leader thought if over before agreeing. There's no way on earth that her jutsu could be useful. "You can turn everything back to normal right?"

Abby cheerfully nodded her head. And yelled. "De-awesome the mushroom no jutsu!" The room turned back to normal. Kakuzu's hearts beat normally again. His hearts couldn't' handle all of this.

"Tobi liked your jutsu Tally-chan! It is cool!"

"Thank you Tobi!" Abby gave a big yawn. "I', tired. I think that I'm gonna take a cat nap or somethin'."

Five hours later.

Everyone had returned from their missions and learned about Abby's bet with leader. They were all on Leaders side, even Tobi. Tobi thought it was cool, not useful.

"You guys wouldn't know a good jutsu even if it hit you in the head." She complained.

Shenori sighed. "You invented a jutsu that turns things into mushrooms. HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BY USEFUL!"

"Oh and just what do you call your neko no jutsu then?" Abby scoffed.

"It makes me look cute and cuddly."

"That's useful how?"

"I don't have to explain it to you. You can't handle the truth!"

"Yeah, yeah. I'm hungry."

They watched Abby walk out of the living room wit ha cowl on her face.

"Shenori, what's your neko no jutsu, yeah?"

"It gives me cat ears and a tail."

"…." Was the opinion of everybody else in the room.

Suddenly a huge… um… uh… err… thingy ma bob burst through the wall.

"NUUU! MONEY!" Kakuzu yelled in anguish.

"Aww shut up!" A humped back man that had pinkish looking skin with small beady eyes yelled. There was a snap of wood and everyone was tied up in slimy stretchy ropes. They harder they tried to break them the tighter they got.

"Mahahahahaha!" The small mole-man laughed quite badly. "I Judifulyoituuiiioushhggukk Will conquer the world! But first I must get rid of the completion!" The mole-man turned to glare evilly at the captured Akatsuki only to see them dying from laughter. "Why are you laughing? I'm here to keeeeeell you!" He yelled.

"But HAHAHA Y-you look HAHAHAHA so… so fun- HAHAHAH SO FUNNY, YEAH!" Deidara gasped between breaths.

"I though I looked bad!" Kisame laughed all the harder at the mole-mans appearance.

"Please. You conquer us?" Leader raised an eye brow. He was the only one to get over his laughing fit. He really wanted to kill this guy but sadly he can't brake the ropes either. Konan tried to turn into paper and get out of the ropes hold that way but the ropes was like anti-jutsu or something so she couldn't do a thing.

"I shall punish you for your laughter!" A huge kick butt laser gun popped out of the… thingy ma bob thingy and started to glow a deep red. Everyone stopped laughing now.

"DIE!" The Mole-man screamed while laughing the gayest laugh that had to of ever been laughed.

Abby barged into the scene wielding her ultimate jutsu. Yes that's right. The… "MUSHROOM NO JUTSU!"

Every non living object turned into the mushrooms. The couch the TV the table the thingy ma bob the ropes and the laser as well. Everyone quickly broke the mushroom ropes and showed no mercy to the mole-man. Needless to say he went back to the center of the earth and was never seen again.

Abby walked over next to Leader. "Go on, say it. You no you want to."

Leaders lip curled. "You were right."

"Right about what?"

"Mushroom no jutsu is useful."

"Annnnnnnd."

"I want everyone-" Abby glared at him. "Including myself." Abby smirked. "To learn it."

"Learn what?"

"The Mushroom no jutsu."

"Was that too hard now?"

"Yes."

And so everyone learned the mushroom no jutsu and Leader never quite recovered from the loss of pride.

Wow... It's been ages since I updated. Well I didn't get any reviews so yeah. I am now going by a strict no review no next chapter thing. If more people would review then I wouldn't be forced to do this. It's your own fault people. I am the one that truly suffering here.