A/N: So, here's some more Bangstella. See what I did there? Yeah, okay, I suck. Sorry.
Unbeta'd. Please excuse the typo's.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Boo hoo.
BELLA
Edward and I are shopping. I may have trouble with my feeding habits, but despite that, I don't sink my teeth into every human I come across. I don't. Though it did take some convincing on my part to get Edward to even consider the idea.
Who would have thought I, Bella Swan, would want to talk anyone into taking me shopping? For clothes, no less? But that's what I did, and now I'm kind of regretting it.
Imagine burying your face in a bowl full of juicy jalapenos and then breathing that in with each torturous breath. Yeah, not fun. But I need some more clothes.
If that cashier eyes Edward one more time, though, I'm going to eat her. And all the witnesses.
He's clueless though, passing me dress after dress after dress. I hate all of them but one.
"Can I have the green one?" I ask as I hang all the rejects back on the rack.
"But the blue looks lovely, Bella," Edward replies, without a glance at the ogling woman with the too-big hair and way-too-big boobs. She may as well be invisible for all Edward notices her.
"But the green is so pretty," I whine. Edward sighs and goes to pay for our selections.
We drive home and I hang everything up in the closet. Edward kisses my temple. "You won't be sorry," he says before walking downstairs.
Blue tanks beside blue dresses, followed by blue blouses and slacks. I eye them all. But all I see is red.