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A/N: So I'm in the Dollar Tree, and I find a KFP coloring book. So I'm flipping through and pages, and check out what I come across: i198./albums/aa45/hollyberry29/pofu.jpg

(Put in front of the link)

IT'S CANON I TELL YOU! 8D I nearly peed myself right there on the aisle! Lol! I had to scan it and share.

"Now, who can tell me the correct way to apprehend- yes, An?" The little antelope was waving wildly at the door.

"Master Po is here!" she chirped. Shifu quickly looked over at the partially opened door. Sure enough, the panda was standing there, motioning him outside. The red panda felt his heart twinge. Shifu glanced at his class.

"Just a moment students," he said, moving towards the doorway, trying to ignore their giggles and whispers. Shifu slid the door closed behind him. "What is it-" Shifu suddenly found himself pressed up against the wall, the panda attacking his mouth with a bruising kiss. The red panda weakly pushed Po back at arms length.

"Panda, I'm in the middle of a class!" Po quickly kissed his mouth once more, burying his face in Shifu's neck.

"Missed you," he murmured, pressing soft kisses along his chest.

"I haven't been anywhere!" Shifu hissed. Po ignored him, choosing instead to snuffle his nose into Shifu's robe. Shifu allowed himself a small smile, running his fingers through the soft fur between his ears. A stifled giggle made him look over at the door. To his horror, several pairs of wide, bright eyes stared back at him. Shifu pushed at Po's shoulders.

"Po! Put me down, now!" he snapped. The door quickly slammed shut, and the sound squeals and little footsteps hurrying back to their seats could be heard. Shifu groaned and dropped his forehead against Po's soft belly. He really didn't want to go back in that classroom.

"Eh, sorry about that, Shifu… you could tell them I was giving you the Heimlich Maneuver… or something," he laughed nervously. Shifu sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Just shut up, panda."

Bad Po! XD Review!