Oh my gosh, i'm so sorry that i haven't updated in like 6 months but after coming back from Japan i haven't thought of anything else to add from this point on...i hope you enjoy this super short chapter
Rei snickered as the security guard began to lead Tamaki away.
"This is your cue Haruhi" Rei winked at Haruhi as she walked up to the door. She lightly pushed Rei out of the way.
"Umm...Tamaki? What are you doing here?" she asked stepping out of the doorway revealing herself.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOOKING LIKE THAT???!!! IT WAS THE SEDUCTOR REI, WASN'T IT?!!! I KNEW IT!!!"
"Sir if you do not lower your voice" the security guard's voice began to get testy.
"Uh...you guys should come in" Haruhi motioned for them to follow her. Tamaki stomped after her as Kyouya and the twins followed curiously.
"What happened to everyone?" Sai frowned sadly "First the hot guys leave us and now them?! I FEEL SO ALONE!!!" Sai sobbed on Taka's shoulder.
"And what about me? Am I nonexistent or something? I'm still here" Taka frowned and looked down at Sai.
"You're right...you've always been there for me. Not once have you left me- except for that time in the mall when you saw a hot guy- or that time in the park when you decided to see a movie without me- or that time when- hey! You've left me a lot!!!" Sai pulled away from Taka.
"Uh..." Taka frowned trying to think of something to say "but I always came back didn't I?" he muttered hopefully. Sai's aura instantly brightened.
"That's right! Awww...I love you, Taka" Taka blushed and looked away.
"I know" he mumbled causing Sai to laugh.
"You expect me to believe that?" Tamaki frowned
"Well duh... it's the truth"
"That's preposterous! There's no way that you both rode an elephant in a circus for your 'date' and then took a teleporting device to Paris where you rode on a gondola!" Rei frowned
"Are you calling me and Haruhi liars?" Rei raised an eyebrow
"Of course I'm not calling Haruhi a liar...I'm calling you one!" the twins', Kyouya, and Haruhi had been watching them fight back and forth for the past half hour yet neither had made a winning come back.
"Plus, everyone know that the only teleportation devices are on mars- I read that in a commoners' magazine" Tamaki added the last part proudly causing everyone to sweatdrop. Rei smirked deciding to play off of his statement.
"No. Most are on Mars I had one specially ordered"
"Really?!!!" Tamaki beamed
"Yeah! Wanna take it for a spin?" Rei asked
"Yes!" Tamaki followed Rei as she led him to the front door.
"Are you ready?"
"But this is the front door..."
"Yes...it looks like a front door, but when I do this" Rei tapped the wall beside the door as if entering a complex code "it shows its true form...now take a deep breath" Tamaki did as he was told "now in 3...2......1!" Rei swung the door open kicked him out (literally) then slammed the door closed. She brushed her hands off and turned to face the others. "...what?" she asked shrugging.
"You. Are. Crazy." The twins said shaking their heads.
"You should tell Tamaki that you're a girl" Kyouya pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose. "Especially since he's the only one that doesn't know" Rei and Haruhi frowned at his words.
"But why? I mean- he's so entertaining and everything" Rei smirked.
"She has a point" Hikaru said
"See? He agrees with me"
"He's an idiot" Rei frowned
"Kaoru, agree with me"
"She has a point" Kaoru obeyed agreeing with her.
"He's a push over"
"Haruhi~ help me out, man" Rei whined turning to her best friend.
"Kyouya...she really does have a point. Not to mention the fact that there is a chance that Tamaki will let it slip that Rei is a girl and she won't be able to work for the Host Club anymore. And if she can't work anymore that means that you lose money" Haruhi said speaking in words that Kyouya could understand. Kyouya pondered what she said for a while before speaking.
"He hasn't revealed your secret"
"But how many times-"
"Has he almost let it slip-"
"And reveal it to everyone" the twins spoke in harmony.
"Exactly, he can't be trusted...well he can; but you know what I mean. He's not very intelligent and can let secrets slip. Big secrets and that puts us all at risk" Rei said nodding her head.
"What are you talking about?" Haruhi asked her.
"I dunno, but you guys were all saying really cool things so I thought that I would join in the cool conversation" Rei shrugged causing Haruhi and Hikaru to laugh. Kaoru let a small smile show but otherwise shook his head along with Kyouya.
"Wait a minute...isn't it really quiet outside?" Kaoru suddenly asked.
"You're right...I wonder why Tono hasn't said anything" Hikaru agreed. Rei cautiously approached the door and nudged it open. She glanced around to see the hallway empty.
"He's not out here" Rei spoke with slight shock in her voice.
"Maybe our teleportation device worked" Haruhi smirked. Rei laughed.
"Yeah! Imagine Tamaki running around Japan thinking he was in Paris or something." Everyone froze. "Oh, shit" they all ran out the door and began to look for Tamaki.
that's all...please review and give me ideas. i'm completely out. D: