I hate funerals :/ ok chapter 20? wow... never thought I'd get this far.


(Jake)

I watched as Eli and Clare kissed. I was truly disgusted. How can she love him? He was...just... I don't know. Sure alot of girls swooned over him without him even knowing or trying. All I have to do is get one of those girls to actually make a move on him. Then... Clare will come running into my arms. And I can have my way with her.

Thats all I dream about. Her and I. Jake and Clare. Cake. I snorted at the cliche sounding couple name. All couples at Degrassi have them. There's Fadam, Dralli, Kenna, Save, Solly J., and my least favorite... Eclare. Yes Eli and Clare have one.

"Watcha Doin stalker man?" A voice said behind me. I turned around and saw Adam.

"I'm not stalking, I'm just... observing?" I said turning back towards Eli and Clare.

"Uh-huh, sure Jake," Adam came up to me.

"What do you want Adam?" I was getting frusterated.

"I came here to warn you, Jake. Eli and Clare are inlove. Nothing you can do will tear them apart. Nothing. At. All. So stop trying to get Clare, because, frankly, You creep her out." And then he walked away.

I sighed and shook my head. That kid really is a pain. Then I realized how close he is to Clare. If my plan were to work, which it will, Sh ewould go straight to Adam, not me.

I have to do one more thing... get Adam and Clares friendship to fall apart.


(Julia)

I really hope that that little freak didn't tell Elli and Clare about my plan. I was serious about killing him. I was staring at Eli and Clare. I looked over at Imogen, I got a weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. I have only felt this way one other time before. At that moment I started to rethink my plan.


(Eli)

Clare and I pulled apart. We sat down on our bench and began talking.

"So, Want to play smash or pass?" Clare asked.

"What? Do you really want to play that game with your boyfriend," I raised my eyebrows, trying to hold back my laughter.

"Yes, I want to see our reactions to eachothers answers," She smiled. And gave me a cute little pout she knows I can't resist.

"You know I can't say no to you right?" I asked, and she nodded.

"Ok, let me start...Umm... Adam," I said.

She looked hesitant.

"I'm waiting," I smirked.

"Smash..." She said quietly.

I looked at her in shock.

"Adam?" She nodded.

"Adam Adam?" I asked again.

"Yes! Yes, Eli Adam!"She laughed.

"My best friend?" I asked again.

"Yes Eli, you got to admit... Adams a good looking guy," She said.

"Whatever, just say a name," I said.

"Um... Holly J."

"Pass!" I screamed.

Clare laughed and said, "She's not that bad."

"No you're right... she's horrible"

Clare laughed again.

"Ok... KC?" I asked.

"Pass" She shuddered.

I smirked.

"Fiona?" She asked.

"Smash," I said with out hesitation. To my surprise, she didn't look jealous.
"You're not jealous?"

"Nope" She said.

"Well- Why not?" I asked.

"Becau- Wait... were you trying to make me jealous?" She looked at me in a sideways kind of way and smirked.

"Just answer the question," She smirked.

"Because I know she would never go for you." She said, very nonchalantly.

"What's that suppose to mean?" This conversation was getting... interesting.

"She's a lesbian, Eli," She snickered at my reaction.

"But... but... but," I stopped talking.

"What would you do if... Fiona kissed me?" She had a thought full look on her face.

" I would let her and watch," I said, truthfully.

"Perv!" She smacked me.

Just then Adam came over to us smiling. I glared at him. He didn't notice as he sat down and put his arm around Clare. I glared at it at and growled.

"what's up with Eli?" Adam asked Clare. Clare just laughed and Kissed Adam on the cheek. I continued to glare.

"Eli? You ok man?" He asked. I just kept my glare on him.

"Hey Adam," Clare had a mischevious look on her face.

"Wha-" He was cut off by a light kiss on the lips from Clare.

When she pulled away he had a dumb struck look on his face.

He looked at me and he immediatley looked scared.

"Eli man I-"

"3..." I closed my eyes.

"But- She-"

"2..." I clenched my fists.

"Eli! Come-"

"1."

I took off running after him, Clare laughing and running behind me.

She caught up to me and said, " I love you Eli" She continued to laugh as I pinned her to the ground and gave her a kiss.

"You're gonna pay for that Edwards," I smirked.

"Ok, I'll be waiting." She said with a wink.

Adam finally came up to us, out of breath.

"Dude *Wheeze* I didn't kiss her! I swear!" Adam said.

"Oh I know. Clare is just a little minx that likes to make me jealous. And she has a secret crush on you." I said.

"You finally told him!" Adam exclaimed towards Clare.

"I had to, darling! The guilt was eating me away!" Clare over dramaticly said.

"It's ok SWeet heart, Let us drive to my house and I will wash your worries away."Adam Said.

I laughed and threw my arm around my two friends and walked to morty.

"You guys are crazy..." I shook my head.

"That's why you love us" Clare smiled.

"You know it," We got into morty and drove away from Degrassi.

Today was a drama free day. I hope tomorrow is to. It's not likely.


I was aiming for funny in Eli's point of view... how did I do?

Review please!