Sleepovers

Disclaimer: all characters and copyright belong to Stephanie Meyer.

A/N-thank you for the awesome reviews on this story! Thank you to LadyofSpain and ChrissiHR for their wonderful suggestions which I have incorporated into this chapter. Nikki :)

Part Twenty

Bella pulled out all of Charlie's uniforms and began to adjust them accordingly. She tightened all his shirts and took in his pants at the waist. All the while she wore a grim smile as she sewed. Jacob watched her in amusement. He was enjoying seeing Bella's more wicked side. He didn't know that she could be so crafty. They had spent the last hour making plans for revenge on Charlie. Some of the schemes they had come up with were really out there, but in the end they decided to be much more subtle. They had settled on making Charlie's clothes a bit tighter so he would think he was putting on more weight then he actually was, then they were going to act all worried and suggest he go on an extreme diet to compensate. Bella had already planned some really strict menu's. The second part of their plan was to visit an expensive lingerie shop in Port Angeles. Jacob laughed at the thought, this would teach Charlie for trying to keep him away from Bella's bed.

"All done." Bella folded her father's clothes carefully and put them back in his room.

"Are you ready to go to Port Angeles?" Jacob asked her as she came back down the stairs.

"Definitely." Bella took his hand as she led him out of the house. "But this time try not to attract any old cougars, would you?"

"I can't help it if I'm so irresistible to the female sex, honey." Jacob shrugged his shoulders helplessly.

Bella glared at him as she locked up the house. "If I see you stepping one tippy toe out of line, Black. I won't be responsible for my actions." She warned him.

Jacob grabbed her and planted a hot kiss on her open mouth making her gasp. "I only have eyes for you, Bella Swan." He declared.

"You better have." Bella replied.

Port Angeles was very busy. The side walk was so packed that Bella was finding it hard to negotiate her way through the crowds; Jacob however was having no such problem. He was so tall that he stood head and shoulders above everyone else and he was getting quite a few admiring glances, and not just from the women. One man slipped his phone number into Jacob's hand as he passed, whispering call me. Bella had nearly collapsed with laughter while Jacob glared at her. He scrunched the number up and lobbed it at the man's head. So it was with some relief that they finally reached the expensive lingerie shop.

Bella opened the door and slipped inside. The shop was full of all different types of underwear, some of the more racy stuff was displayed on dummies. She glanced behind her to see Jacob staring around, his eyes nearly bugging out of his head. Bella grabbed his hand and yanked him along behind her. "Keep your eyes on me only." She hissed.

"You could buy some stuff for yourself too." Jacob whispered in her ear. He pointed over to some particularly revealing silky teddies.

"Eyes on me." Bella warned him again. "We are only in here to buy one thing."

"Come on, Bells." Jacob urged her. "We could have a lot of fun."

"Jake." Bella dug him in the side as a shop assistant sidled up to them. The young woman was heavily made up, she couldn't have been more then twenty five or so. Her long, blonde hair was held up in a twist at the back of her head and her red nails shone under the dimmed down overhead lights. She eyed Jacob discreetly, a smile playing about her red lips.

"Can I help you?" She purred.

"Yes." Bella snapped, irritated at the obvious ogling.

The shop assistant turned her attention to Bella. "What do you require?"

"A bra." Jacob interjected. "A massive one." He held out his hands to show the shop assistant the size they were after.

The girl looked Bella up and down. "Your young lady hasn't got much up top. I doubt she would need something so large. I wonder if we would even have something so small to fit her."

Bella's face turned red as she clenched her fists, but before she could issue a retort Jacob once again beat her to it. "Bells has enough for me. She's perfect." He said hotly.

"Quite." The shop assistant sneered.

"Will you help us or not?" Bella snapped.

"A large bra you say?" The shop assistant raised her perfectly manicured brows and tottered off on her high heels to the section dealing with the larger bosom. "Here is our current selection. Feel free to browse, I will be over here if you need anything else." She was still ogling Jacob as she spoke.

Bella's lips thinned as she pulled Jacob after her and they went over to the long rack of bra's. There were so many to choose from, in varying colors and sizes. There were push up bra's, see through bra's and some with tassels. Bella didn't know what to choose. Jacob seemed dazed as he scanned them all. "Well what do you think?" She asked him.

"Um...maybe this one." Jacob picked one from the display and handed it to Bella. It was one of the biggest there. It was made for a woman twice the size of even Kay's décolletage. The color was a deep red, with lace trimming. Sown into the cups were extra padding for more oomph as it said on the label.

A sly smile lit up Bella's face. "Yeah, that's just about perfect."

The cruiser was parked outside so Charlie was definitely back from Billy's. Bella had dropped Jacob off at his house before heading on home. She parked up the Chevy behind her dad's car and slipped out; the bag containing the bra hidden under her jacket. As quietly as she could she headed into the house and hunted for the keys to the cruiser. She found them in her dad's coat pocket. Bella could hear Charlie moving about upstairs, so while he was preoccupied, she tiptoed back out of the house again and over to the cruiser. She carefully unlocked the car door and also the glove box. Now for the last part of her plan. She pulled out a black marker pen from her pocket and wrote on the label of the bra property of Charles Swan. Bella couldn't help giggling to herself as she shoved the bra in the glove box and locked up the car again.

Charlie stared at his reflection in the mirror with a dissatisfied expression. His tummy was looking slightly larger then usual. He breathed in but it didn't seem to make much difference. Sighing heavily he pulled on his work pants and tried to do up the zip and button; they didn't fit. He looked at them in alarm, they had been alright the other day. Surely he couldn't have put on that much weight in a day? He breathed in some more and wrestled with the zip but it still only came up half way. What was he going to do? He was due in work in an hour. His other pants were still in the wash. Charlie hunted around for his belt and looped it around his waist. This would have to do for now. He tightened it, hoping against hope that it would suffice until he could get Bella to let the pants out some more.

Next was his work shirt. He slipped it on and tried to tug it around his stomach. Once again he encountered the same problem. It wouldn't fit. Charlie began to panic as he pulled it as far around as it would go. He managed to button up about half of it but it was tight and the seams bulged revealing his hairy chest. "This can't be happening." He muttered.

Someone knocked on the door. He heard Bella answer it and to his horror he heard Kay's voice. "Where is the handsome stud?" She crooned. "I've made him some food for his tea. I know he has to go into work again soon. Can't have him fainting from hunger."

"Of course not." He heard Bella agree. "He is upstairs I'll just call him. DAD, KAY IS HERE!"

Charlie panicked. He didn't know what to do. He was bursting out of his clothes, now Kay was here again with more fattening food. He quickly tugged on his old hunting shirt over his work one and pulled it around to hide the fact that his zipper wasn't done up properly. "Coming." He called out as he descended the stairs.

"Here he is." Kay beamed as she sailed over to him. She pressed the wrapped food into his hands as she stood on her tiptoes and planted a kiss on his cheek. It left a red lipstick mark behind which he didn't notice.

"You shouldn't keep making me all this food." Charlie said getting all flustered.

"Oh, it's no trouble at all." Kay patted his stomach making Charlie jump.

Bella was smiling at him innocently. "Are you alright dad? You seem a bit out of it."

"Um...I'm fine, kiddo." Charlie mumbled.

"You work too hard." Kay patted his stomach again. "But with all that good food inside you it will make you feel twice the man you already are."

"I'm already becoming twice the size...I mean man." Charlie replied irritably.

"What was that?" Kay asked.

"Nothing." He mumbled. "I have to get to work."

"In that dirty old thing?" Kay said in confusion as she pointed at his hunting shirt.

"There's nothing wrong with what I'm wearing." Charlie blustered. "Thanks for the food but I have to go."

"Can you give me a lift?" Kay looped her arm through his.

Charlie grimaced. "Fine." He huffed.

"Have a nice time at work, dad." Bella flashed him another serene smile. He frowned at her; something wasn't adding up here. She looked too innocent. What had she and Jake got planned now? If she thought they could have some secret lovefest while he was out she had another thing coming.

"Oh Kay I found one of your lipsticks in dad's car. I put it in the glove box if you want to collect it." Bella was finding it hard to keep her face straight.

"Oh thank you sweetie." Kay beamed as she dragged Charlie out of the house.

Charlie got in the driver's seat and carefully made sure his stomach wasn't showing through his shirt. He adjusted the hunting shirt discreetly so he was covered. He kept having horrifying visions of his pants falling down and the button's on his shirt busting open. He was beginning to perspire at the thought. Kay was chattering on about her day and he was finding it difficult to tune her out. He switched on the engine.

"Charlie did you hear me?"

"Huh?"

Kay smiled at him benevolently. "You really are out of it? I said can I just get my lipstick out of the glove box."

"Oh right." Charlie said absently as he unlocked it.

Kay rummaged around for a second, a frown on her face as she pulled out something that was definitely not lipstick. The huge bra dangled from her limp fingers as she looked at him in horror. Clearly written in black ink was Charlie's name. "What...what is this?" She spluttered.

Charlie's face reddened as he stared at the enormous bra. "That's not mine." He protested.

"It has your name on it." Kay screeched, waving it in his face.

"I don't understand." Charlie was feeling faint, sweat began to pour from his brow.

"You're one of them aren't you?" Kay yelled at him.

"What?"

"A secret cross dresser." Kay declared.

A/N-thanks for reading!