This chapter is pretty pointless, but I was in a goofy mood.

Make A Living Out Of Playing Pool

After work that night, House and Cuddy headed to the convention center to go play pool with Wilson and Natalie. Wilson had asked Cuddy earlier that day if she had wanted to go and Cuddy had said yes because she knew that Wilson missed hanging out with House as much as he had used to. Cuddy told him that he could just go out with House if he wanted and she would stay home, but Wilson insisted that she come too. Wilson was even more happen when Cuddy suggested that Natalie come too.

House was now in the car complaining to Cuddy about having to have to go out that night.

"I planned on going home and watching TV and then maybe having some sex," House said.

"Wilson misses you," Cuddy said. "We should hang out with him now before I become to fat to go out and before the baby is born."

"We can go out after the baby is born," House said. "That is why they invited babysitters."

"That is fine for every once in a while," Cuddy said. "If we are going to leave the baby all day with a babysitter, I want to be about to be with my baby at night."

"I will just be a stay-at-home daddy," House said. "Then at night we can shove the baby off on someone and go out and party."

"That is fine in the way that you would get to stay home and bond with the baby, but I would still lose out on bonding time."

"You can have the baby on the weekends," House said. "I will go out and get drunk with Wilson."

"You do realize that none of that is going to happen, right?" Cuddy asked.

"I know," House said. "I can dream, can't I?"

"No," Cuddy said.

"Dream crusher," House said, causing Cuddy to laugh.

"You shouldn't have to dream," Cuddy said. "Your dreams came true when you got to live with me."

"Oh brother," House said, getting a light hit in the arm from Cuddy.

When House and Cuddy got to the convention center, Natalie and Wilson were already there and playing a game of pool.

"I call winner," Cuddy said as she walked up to them.

"That will be me," Natalie said. "I am kicking his ass."

"That is so weird, because he wants to tap your….," House started to say, with Cuddy's hand flying over his mouth.

"He has been pretty good today, so I think he has been saving some comments up," Cuddy said.

"His comments don't affect me," Natalie said. "We all know that Wilson wants to tap my ass." House laughed as Wilson turned about 20 shades of red.

"I win!" Natalie said as she knocked her last ball in.

"Good game," Wilson said as he handed his pool stick to Cuddy.

"Natalie, it is time for you to see someone who really knows there way around balls," House said.

"I bet she is pretty good with a stick too," Natalie said.

"She is on fire today," House said about Natalie.

"I think we are in for a long night Cuddy," Wilson said.

"I think we are both used to it by now," Cuddy said. Cuddy and Natalie started playing their game of pool together.

"So how are you doing Wilson, my buddy o'pal?" House asked Wilson as he put his arm around Wilson's shoulder.

"Cuddy?" Wilson said to her. "I'm scared."

"I can't ask you how you are doing?" House asked.

"No," Wilson said.

"You won't let me ask you how you are doing and Cuddy won't let me dream," House said. "You guys never let me do anything." House crossed his arms across his chest and poked out his bottom lip in a pout.

"You won't let him dream?" Natalie asked.

"He can dream at night, but he cannot daydream," Cuddy said. "They tend to either get perverted or things start gaining lasers."

"Do you want to hear about the laser bra that I invented?" House asked.

"Did you slip him a Mickey to get him to come here?" Wilson asked.

"I am not allowed to be in a good mood?" House asked.

"That means she did not give him a Mickey," Natalie said. "She gave him a quickie."

"No, she didn't," House said. "And believe me, I tried."

"So why are you in a good mood?" Wilson asked suspiciously.

"I knew I got to spend the evening making fun of you," House said. "What could be better than that?"

"A quickie," Natalie said.

"You are in luck Wilson," House said. "She seems horny tonight."

"Why Wilson?" Cuddy asked. "I thought that I was going to get lucky with Natalie tonight."

"Oh la la," Natalie said.

"Wilson, go have the manager turn off the music," House said. "I really think Cuddy needs to go into more detail about this."

"Hey!!" Natalie said, getting House to look at her. "What did she say about no daydreaming?"

"You can't stop me," House said. House closed his eyes and smiled. "Oh yeah." Cuddy went and poked House in the chest with her pole stick.

"My nipple!" House said.

"Cuddy, I hope this taught you that you can't make those comments around House," Wilson said.

"I like messing with him," Cuddy said. Cuddy, Natalie, and Wilson all started to laugh when House started to sing.

He ain't crude, Boogity, Boogity

He ain't lewd, Boogity, Boogity

He's just in the mood to run in the nude

"My brother used to love that song!" Natalie said. "I had to hear him sing that all the time. He used to also go around singing, 'It's me again Margaret. Are you naked?'"

"Those are both classics," House said.

"So were your brother and House separated at birth?" Wilson asked.

"Yes," Natalie said. "They ran away from the zoo together."

"It was the circus," House said.

"This is going to be a long night," Cuddy said laughing.

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The songs are The Streak and It's Me Again Margaret, both by Ray Stevens.