Trapped in the Fandom Net

Moon: STUPID SUES! JUST DIE ALREADY! GOD THEY'RE SO ANNOYING!

Katani: Seconded. Stop right there, Savannah.

Savannah: You ruin everything!

Moon: CAN IT! I'M TIRED OF YOUR WHINING SAVANNAH! :()

Kunex: That isn't going to be pretty. Celestial Moonlight Blade does not own TMM or MMP.

Chapter 20: vs Bella and Savannah

Zakuro ducked out of the way. Bella's super form turned out to be easier than she had expected. All you had to do was get close enough to land a few blows, then run the hell away, and then inch closer again. And just repeat. The wolf mew felt very much like she was fighting a video game boss.

And everything considered, that theory may have some merit.

Pudding was having a field day. "I-" CRASH "am-" THUMP "so-" CRUSH "tired-" SMASH "of-" SCREECH "these-" CRANK "stupid-" WHEEZE "perfect-" CRASH! "people, na no da!" She cried, her gravity hammer punctuating every word. The creature that used to be Bella screeched in agony and batted her aside.

"YOU DID NOT!" Tart howled, bringing his own hammer down on Bella's head. Hard. The resulting shockwave knocked the creature off her feet, and blood matted her insanely long hair.

Pudding hugged Tart, causing him to turn red. Everyone took a second to giggle at that before Bella got up again.

Moon looked annoyed beyond reason, Gemini looked happy for some reason, Destiny looked irritated, Amber and everyone else looked pissed off.

"For a one-dimensional character, she sure doesn't die easy!" Kunex complained, striking Bella's right wing with his keyblade.

"God-mode sue." Katani grumbled. "Good thing we all had a dip in the Pool of Insanity." Her eye twitched. "I am so annoyed right now!"

"Annoyed? I'm annoyed! You have no right to be annoyed! I'm a goddess! You can't hurt me!"

Moon's eyebrows rose. Zakuro grinned. Uh-oh, eyebrows of DOOM! She quickly ran over to cover.

"You.. stupid... overpowered... piece... of..." Moon's next words were so profane, Zakuro's ears practically burnt off of her head. Soul looked waaaaay too happy about this. Moon charged at Bella, and started slugging her, not even bothering to use her weapons. To Zakuro's shock, the Sue actually stumbled backwards, seemingly in pain.

"Ow! Meanie! Why would you do that?" Bella wept, sparkling tears springing from her eyes.

"Don't fall for it, guys!" Destiny yelled. "They're Sue tears! She's trying to make you sympathetic to her!"

"Really?" Zakuro felt her eye twitch. Her normally stoic expression was quickly becoming one of annoyance. "After all the crap she's dealt us, she's trying to make us feel sorry for her?"

"Yeah, Sues seem to think that they can dish out all that and not worry about results." Destiny opened a small portal. "Of course, what's one weapon to destroy a Sue with?" He put his hand into the portal, and yanked out a small gun-like device, which he tossed to Ichigo.

Ichigo blinked. What is this? She wondered.

"That's a Deus Ex Machina. You need to compose them in a split second, and they only retain their power for a few seconds. Fire it at her!" Ichigo turned the gun towards Bella, and fired. A huge blast of energy tore blasted out of the gun, and shot right at Bella. The Sue stared in shock, and the shock turned to horror as it's blast vaporized one of her wings. She crashed to the ground, shrieking as blue electricity played all over her body.

Destiny smirked. "Technically, it's cheating, but I think we can make an exception for the Sues, no?"

Bella struggled to push herself to a standing position. "That... that can't kill me!" She whined. "I can't die! Please, listen to me, I'm not perfect! My father hit me a lot!"

"Pale excuse." Mint said, and Ichigo fired the Deus Ex Machina again.

Bella suddenly smirked, and a wall of text appeared, blocked the Deus Ex Machina. Destiny stared at it, appalled. "Looks like someone called me out." He gasped, staring at the wall.

"An author's note? Does that mean that a Composer is backing this thing?" Amber asked.

"That wouldn't surprise me." Angelcake frowned at this. "There are some Composers out there who don't realize they've made Sues."

Soul rolled her eyes. "No biggie! She's weak from the Deus Ex Machina. I'll finish her off!" She ran at Bella, jumped over the Author's note, which disintegrated as she landed, and put one of her guns right under Bella's chin.

"How... how..." Bella stuttered. Her eyes searched Soul's, hoping to find some pity.

"As a great woman once said... Dodge this." Soul quipped. Then she pulled the trigger, and the Sue was blasted backwards, flipping and landing on her face. With that, she turned to dust.

Mint exhaled slowly. "Finally...one...last...one." The bird mew sounded exhausted and grateful. "One last Queen Sue."

"Let's not waste any time." Moon proclaimed. "Now Savannah knows we're coming, and she knows how to block a Deus Ex Machina. One of our weapons is useless." She glared at Destiny, who just smiled, embarrassed.

In the Multiverse

Savannah stood on a golden branch, staring out in awe. The twisting paths lead among hundreds, no, thousands of other earths right in front of her. So many words, so much power, so many people to become her worshipers...and it was all right there in front of her.

"It's done!" Her Composer said happily. "Stephanie and Bella are eliminated, which means that we don't have to share power!"

"Of course, Composer." Savannah said with a shrug. "They were annoying anyway. Now... which world shall we go to and perfect first?"

"How about this one?" Her Composer asked, selecting one to the far right. "It's a world much like the one you were born into... it's called the World of Sailor Moon."

"First my birth world, then that one." Savannah said. Then she frowned. "But then again... what if those losers doubled back to my world? We might need a steady swarm of followers first. So maybe that is the best choice... but no, I want to see my home, and my lovely Kisshu."

The Composer smiled. "Right! That one first then."

"WAIT RIGHT THERE!"

Moon and the others exploded onto the golden branch. "...Whoa." Kish whistled, staring out at the worlds in front of him. "So many of them... this is incredible!"

"You losers! How did you get in here? Then again, I need to congratulate you." Savannah said. "You destroyed those idiots, Bella and Stephanie. Now I don't have to share with them."

"It's over, Savannah. You've incurred the wrath of every single Gatekeeper on the council, and even Silvera herself." Soul proclaimed. "Therefore, you're punishment will be the highest type afforded to your kind."

Savannah raised an eyebrow. "What are you talking about?"

"We're talking about a darkfic." Amber growled. Savannah's calm demeanor instantly vanished.

"What? No! You can't send me there?"

Pai frowned. "Darkfic, Darkfic...you mean the apocalypse or post-apocalypse alternate realities that exist in the Net?"

"They don't have to be that way, but they usually are. Once inside them, a Sue is unable to exist in the wish-fulfillment role that they love so much." Shiru growled. The group jumped, startled that the dragon could talk. "I loved those so much when I was a Soulless."

"Shiru can talk na no da!" Pudding cheered.

Shiru flapped his wings twice. "Silvera gave me Character Development a while ago due to the seriousness of this situation." He proclaimed. "Now I have the strength of hold off a Black-Hole Sue, even one as high-caliber as Savannah."

"No! You can't send me to one of those!" Savannah shrieked. She waved a hand, and thousands of Wish Fulfillment bunnies appeared, along with the remainder of her army. "Now, stand back, or I'll send all these bunnies to every single world!"

"You can try!" Shiru howled, and Black Bunnies swarmed forward in equal force.

"Welcome the Prince of Darkness!" One bunny chirped before lunging at a red one.

"You've already shown your hand. There's no way you can defeat us now." Shiru howled, and other Soulless came and joined him. They attacked the remaining Sue forces, freeing up Ichigo, her friends, and the Gatekeepers to fight Savannah and her Composer. One Sue came close to Ichigo, but a familiar, arrow-tattooed arm reached out of the horde, and dragged her away. As the group headed towards Savannah, they heard the familiar laughter of the Dark Avatar.

"You even have HIM under control?" Destiny asked, shocked.

"Hey, it took a little work, but I managed to make him cooperate." Shiru said nonchalantly. "After all, what's a Soulless but a Sue seen the light?"

Angel Ichigo smiled gratefully at Shiru and lunged towards Savannah. The silver-haired Sue had lost her composure, and looked somewhat panicked. A forcefield appeared around her. Moon launched some attacks of her own. They splashed off of the forcefield, but the thing had consumed a lot of energy, something Savannah didn't have much more of. She dropped the field, and Soul lunged at her, ready to kill.

"Somebody help me!" Savannah shrieked. A second before Soul's blade hit, it hit another Sue, which had teleported in front of Savannah to block the attack.

"Damn, she's using her Black Hole ability!" Gemini cursed. He separated, and launched a Gemini Thunder, but this was blocked by two more teleporting Sues.

"How do we stop it?" Pai asked.

"It's like a lightning rod for sympathy. Basically, it causes hundreds of other people to die needlessly for no other reason than the fact that the Sue is more important." Amber explained.

Pai smiled. He took out a knife and started writing something on the ground below him.

"Pai? What are you-" Whatever Lettuce was going to ask was cut off when suddenly a familiar sound of simultaneous rock and rap sounded from below them. The ground below Savannah opened, and thousands of objects hurtled out of it like dust out of a leaf blower.

"I knew remembering everything about this world would come in handy." Pai shrugged. "I merely wrote down the contradictions of her powers, and a Plot Hole opened. And, as we all know, there's plenty of stuff stuck in Plot Holes. Now! Attack her!"

Every attack was countered by a Sue flying out of the battle to take the blow, or by a random creature being yanked out of the Plot Hole to block the attack. Savannah's remaining energy was being spent on making sure she didn't fall into the Plot Hole, and it showed. Her hair was turning gray and her once brilliant golden eyes were turning red.

"Nice one Pai." Moon laughed.

Her Composer suddenly waved a hand, and the Plot Hole closed over.

"...the hell?" Tart yelled.

"She Handwaved it." Destiny looked murderous at this point. "That's the single most annoying and careless thing a Composer can do. She hasn't closed the Plot Hole, just masked it."

"You... you... brutes! How dare you make me look like this?" Savannah shrieked in anger. "You will pay with your lives!" Suddenly, her grey hair stretched out, and her red eyes grew larger. Her body increased in size, and became monstrous. Her Composer clapped her hands in glee. "Now you will die, you stupid Flamers!" Savannah roared.

"Hey hey hey!" Kish yelled. "I've seen Flamers and I know what they act like. Moon and the others aren't like this! Frankly, I don't care if you're so beautiful you make a goddess look like a hag, there's a difference between Flamers and people who make sense!"

"It doesn't matter now, Kish." Savannah said. She stared at him. "Come with me! I'll treat you better than Ichigo ever has!"

Kish's eyes narrowed. "Leave Kitten out of this. I may be an idiot, I may be a Love Martyr, I may be killing myself by caring about her as much as I do..." Angel Ichigo's eyes widened as he said this. "...but I know I'll never stop caring." He laughed. "It's probably my stupidity talking. But I'm not going to trade the real feeling of love for an empty love-at-first-sight and a long eternity with a self-absorbed brat like you." He drew both his swords. "This insanity ends now. You will not touch my world or anyone else's.

"Well said, Kisshu." Gemini spoke softly.

Savannah was floored. "NOOOOOOOO!" She screamed. "I WON'T ACCEPT IT!"

"Kish, look out!" Musica shouted.

End Chapter

Cliffhanger! Sorry, couldn't help it. Anyway, the last chapter is next and then I'll start working on the sequel, which will most likely be a Megaman crossover.

Review please! It's how I get better!