This entire chapter would never have been possible without the wonderful ness that is Ana (peluzzandersonhummel if you're searching for her on tumblr) She practically wrote all the smut in this chapter when my mind just was not dirty enough. So if you have tumblr, don't follow me. Just go follow Ana. And enjoy the chapter!

OH AND HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO ANY OF YOU AMERICANS READING THIS!


Chris was sitting in the crowd next to Darren and Chuck's parents. The parents Criss as he called them. Darren was standing up at the alter with Chuck and his beautiful bride, but instead of paying attention, he was staring at Chris. They'd been unable to take their hands or eyes off each other since the night before. Well, hands at first, but they couldn't exactly be all over each other mid-ceremony, as much as they wanted to.

They'd held hands the entire ride over and occupied a coat closet for a steamy make out session before Chuck had started asking where Darren was, and they were found by another one of the best men.

"You may now kiss the bride."

Chris and Darren watched as they kissed before looking back at each other, smiling from ear to ear and watching as the happy couple walked back down the aisle.

As the wedding party started walking out, Darren stopped at the end of the row with his parents and Chris and reached his hand out. Chris took Darren's hand and walked out with him.

The reception was beautiful. Everyone was eating and talking. There was champagne floating around the room, and people in general were happy. Chris was sitting with all the kids, he wasn't really sure how that had happened. He knew Darren had to sit at the wedding party table, but couldn't Chris sit with strangers or something? He glanced up at Darren, who was beaming at him.

It wasn't that Chris didn't like kids, he loved kids, but these kids were whispering about him. Probably about how awkwardly he was sitting on the tiny chair.

"Are you married?"

Chris looked down at one of the little girls sitting to his right and smiled. "No, I'm not married."

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

Chris shook his head. "No, I have a boyfriend though."

"But you're a boy."

Chris smiled. "I know, I just like boys instead of girls."

"Oh, where is your boyfriend?"

Chris leaned down and pointed at Darren. "He's up there. He's Chuck's brother."

The girl looked at him, clearly confused. "That's Darren. He likes girls though."

"He did, I changed his mind."

She smiled. "Was he mean to you first?"

Chris shook his head. "No, he was never mean to me. He was always very nice and caring, just like a boy should be."


Darren watched as Chris and his cousin Cynthia talked. He wish he knew what they were talking about, but really just seeing Chris interacting with a little girl was enough to send him into overdrive. He'd already been thinking of their future for weeks, but now all he could see was them with a little girl. Or a little boy.

Chuck interrupted his thoughts for the millionth time today, by tossing himself down in the chair next to Darren. "Mr. Googly eyes, did you even see me get married?"

"Nope. Not even a little bit."

Chuck laughed. "You are approaching mushy in love territory, and its my responsibility as your brother to try and stop that."

Darren looked at him and laughed. "Oh like you weren't ever like this."

"We were bad, I admit that...but you and Chris were practically undressing each other during the ceremony." He laughed. "I guess its better it was in your head than you two just ravishing each other mid ceremony. Might have taken the focus away from me if you'd done that!"

Darren laughed. "Sorry about that."

Chuck shook his head. "No problem. So, I'm guessing he said yes?"

Darren shook his head. "I haven't asked him yet. I think I'll wait till we get back to LA. And for the millionth time, I'm not proposing. Its a promise ring."

Chuck ignored the second part. "You haven't even asked him and you two are like this?"

Darren shrugged. "We talked about it, and just kind of decided that it was what we wanted, but Chris wants to wait and see what happens with the show. If we end of moving to New York, then we can get married, if not...then we'll just stay the way we are."

"That makes sense." He glanced over at Chris at the table. "And now you're getting all googly eyed at him talking to a kid. I don't know how I ever thought you were straight."

Darren laughed. "Shut up and go dance with your wife."

Chuck saluted him before taking to the dance floor. Darren got up and walked over to the table where Chris was just in time for the DJ to open up the dance floor to everyone.

"May I have this dance?"

Chris smiled up at him and extended his hand. Cynthia did the same and shot a look at Chris. "Darren and I always dance at weddings. You'll have to wait." She stood up after taking Darren's hand and placed her purse in Chris' lap. "Will you hold this? Come on Darren!"

Chris laughed as she dragged Darren to the dance floor. There wasn't a huge height difference between the two, maybe a foot and a half when she was standing on Darren's feet. They danced for the first song and then Darren pointed at Chris and she nodded. They walked back over to the table and she took her purse, running off to find her parents.

"Sorry about that, I told her a few years ago that she could always have the first dance. She's clearly going to remember forever."

Chris laughed. "It was cute."

Darren took Chris' hand and pulled him up. "It was, but I'd much rather dance with you."

They walked to the dance floor and Darren wrapped his arms around Chris' waist before resting his head on Chris' shoulder. Chris smiled before resting his chin on the top of Darren's head.

"I know this weekend has kind of sucked for you, but I'm really glad you came."

Chris smiled. "It wasn't that bad. I got a lot of work done, which is good. And I got to see you in a tux, which is oh so good."

Darren laughed. "I'd much rather see you in nothing, but my mom made me promise to stay at least until the cake is cut."

Chris smiled. "Cake is good. Actually, I was listening to someone talk about the cake and I don't think I can physically leave the building without tasting it."

Darren laughed. "I had some earlier actually. Its worth the wait."

Chris gasped and hit him. "You got some cake and didn't share? Give me one good reason why I shouldn't stomp off this dance floor right now!"

Darren moved his lips closer to Chris' ear. "If you stay, I'll fuck you senseless later."

Chris blushed. "Darren, you can't just whisper stuff like that in my ear! Do you have any idea what you're doing to me?" He glanced downwards and then met Darren's eyes again.

Darren laughed. "Oh, I know. But now you can't just leave me on the dance floor. You have to stay. I win!"

"Just for this, I get your cake."


The cake was totally worth the wait. After Chris had...calmed down, they ate their cake and said goodbye to everyone.

One of Darren's relatives patted him on the back. "Leaving already?"

Darren nodded. "Chris isn't feeling well, and seeing as he probably is getting the cold I had a few weeks ago, its up to me to take care of him."

The relative nodded, eyeing his wife. "I know what you mean. See you soon!"


By the time they got back up to their room, Darren was already half naked. He stumbled into the room, dropping various items of clothing on the floor before skillfully closing the door with his foot while Chris sucked on his neck.

Darren peeled off his shirt and dropped it on the ground before removing Chris'. "If anyone ever asks, you caught my cold."

Chris nodded. "No one's going to ask, trust me."

Chris's shirt was gone, and oh, there went his pants. He pushed Darren down on the bed and went straight for the pants. "You are still wearing pants. I don't understand." Chris tore them off Darren's body and threw them. They landed on the lamp, immediately making the room more intensely lit.

Darren barely had time to notice before Chris had his mouth around Darren. He ran his tongue up and down Darren's cock before taking the whole thing in his mouth, causing Darren's moans to intensify.

"Fuck, Chris. Yes." He had his hands tangled in Chris' hair.

Just then, Chris did something he'd never done before. He moved to the tip of Darren's cock and sucked like he was sucking from a straw.

"Uh. Oh my god. Chris. Wh-what the hell are you doing?"

Chris stopped and looked up, continuing to pump Darren with his hand. "Did you not like that?"

Darren shook his head. "It felt fucking amazing. It was just really...wow."

"Well in that case, I'll carry on."

Darren closed his eyes, enjoying Chris' breathing on his cock. Chris begun licking at the tip of Darren's cock, surrounding it in little circles, before taking it in his mouth again. He kept his hand moving where his mouth couldn't reach.

"Jesus fucking Christ, Chris. Keep going. I'm so close." He fisted his hands in the sheets, tossing his head back.

Chris went faster, taking him in a little deeper with every movement.

Darren moaned loudly. "Fuck, Chris. I'm gonna..."

Chris licked from the base all the way up to the top of Darren's cock before taking it back in his mouth. Darren came almost immediately, with a loud moan. Chris swallowed around him expertly before pulling off with a loud smacking noise and laying down on top of him. Darren wrapped his arms around Chris, holding him against his chest.

"I don't even know how you are so good with your mouth."

Chris laughed. "I practiced on a banana."

Darren cackled. "No you didn't."

Chris nodded. "I did. When you were having the pictures taken, I got bored and googled some stuff, and then I practiced on a banana. I would have showed you what I learned when you got back, but I was still annoyed."

Darren smiled. "Totally undestandable." He jumped. "Oh my god, Chris, you must be in pain!"

Chris looked at him. "No...I'm quite satiated at the moment. Why would I be in pain?"

"I didn't even get you off!"

Chris laughed. "Calm down. Watching you was moooore than enough."

Darren smiled. "You're probably all sticky now."

Chris nodded. "I'm gonna go change in a minute."

Darren sighed. "I feel bad now, you gave me the blowjob of the century and I didn't get to reciprocate."

"There's always tomorrow." Chris kissed his chin before going to the bathroom to clean himself up.

Darren glanced at the bathroom door. "Tomorrow."


I felt kind of bad, I hadn't written any smut in forever for you guys! But look! There was some! And I just finished writing some more, without any help! I don't even know where it came from, but it may be the hottest stuff I've ever written! There's also a really really insanely long chapter coming up, so beware.

Also, I know this was random. I say that a lot, but its cause my brain jumps around, and things come to mind and I write them. I was watching shows about weddings and just...yeah. This is what happened. And I still don't know what Chuck's fiancee's name is, so I just kind of didn't give her one.

In the next chapter, more smut (minimal amounts, don't get too excited!) and could it be that everything isn't perfect in CrissColfer land?