Hey all I have good news and bad news I have two new story ideas and I'm going to redo my first story. Now for the bad news I'm a very close to finishing Hinatalicious I know very sad but we had a great run! But the question still remains WHO WILL HINATA CHOOSE? She has so many options!
Kakashi, Sasuke, Shikamaru and Naruto had decided to split up and search Konaha looking for their imposters and Hinata. Two hours later they all met up at the training grounds, "I'm guessing no one found her?" Kakashi asked. The other three guys shook their heads no.
Naruto groaned, "How hard is it for four ninjas to find one girl?"
"It's easy when one of them is a baka, another who is a lazy ass and an old man!"Sasuke said who was becoming more and more irritated by the situation.
Naruto and Shikamaru were about to punch Sasuke when Kakashi stopped them. "Hey isn't that Kiba over there? He would know where Hinata is wouldn't he?"
The four of them ran over to Kiba who was sitting on top of Akamaru as Naruto yelled "Hey Kiba! Do you know where Hinata is?"
Kiba and Akamaru stopped, "Hey guys. I just got back from a mission with Akamaru we kicked serious ass. I saw Hinata on the way back she is on a mission with ummm what's that guy's name? The art dude…."
They all yelled out, "SAI!"
"Yeah that's it Sai, but why are you asking me again?"
"WHAT!"
"Yeah the four of you just asked me where Hinata was. What did you forget?"
"What did you tell them?" Shikamaru asked.
"I told you the exactly same thing I told you know, that she is on a mission with Sai and you all ran towards the gates…..how'd did you get over here?" They didn't answer they all ran off towards the gates leaving a confused Kiba. "Hey where are you guys going? WAIT FOR ME! Come on Akamaru after them!"
Kabuto & Orochimaru
Before Kabuto could say anything Gai had his lips on top of his. Kabuto quickly pushed Gai away, "Ewwwwwww that is disgusting."
Gai smiled, "Awwww you're just embarrassed that is so cute, I love you Kiki."
Kabuto felt sick, "I think I'm going to barf."
Gai looked confused, "Honey is there something wrong? Are you sick? You haven't done your cute little thing where you say 'un' after every sentence."
Kabuto who was struggling in Gai's arms stopped and thought for a moment, "Un……..DEIDARA! That sneaky bastard I'm going to kill him! He knew this would happen he set us up!"
Kabuto looked over and saw Orochimaru moving around a lot as he said, "You are damn right he did but that is not our only problem. I can't do any of my techniques."
"WHAT?" Kabuto finally pulled away from Gai, and tried to gather chakra to perform a technique but it failed. "I can't believe this I can't even turn back!! Oh Deidara is dead meat!!!"
"We will deal with him later now we must find Hinata."
Gai pulled Kabuto back into his arms, "Don't worry my love I'll help you find her. Lee come here!" Lee ran over and Gai whispered in his ear.
"Are you sure Gai-sensei?"
With one arm around Kabuto Gai gave Lee the nice guy pose(if you don't know what that is it is when they give a thumbs up and smile), "Yes Lee I'm sure!" Lee's eyes filled with tears as he took off.
Kabuto was confused, "Where is he going?"
Gai smiled, "Oh I just gave him and assignment……….now let's go find the lovely Ms. Hyuga."
"Wait a minute do you really know where she is?"
"Would I lie to you my love?" Gai grabbed Kabuto hand you grabbed Orochimaru's arm and the three of them ran off.
Outside the Konoha Gates
Naruto was way ahead of Sasuke, Shikamaru, Kiba and Kakashi he yelled back. "Would you three hurry up I'm going to pulverize them you better BELIEVE IT! I saw a glimpse of them up ahead!"
The four of them caught up to Naruto and started to run faster and soon they were face to face with themselves or so they thought with the exceptions of Kiba.
Naruto scratched his head, "WHO ARE YOU?"
Sasuke took out a kunai, "Show your true self's!"And ran and attacked Itachi the two ran around and Sasuke tried to attack him before separating.
When they did Shikamaru ground, "SASUKE!"
Both Sasuke an Itachi turned and said, "What?"
Shikamaru smacked his forehead, "You baka now that you had to fight with your imposters now we don't know who is the real Sasuke or the imposter!"
Sasuke yelled out, "I'm Sasuke!"
Itachi smirked, "NO I'M SASUKE!"
Kisame, Deidara, and Sasori all got the same idea they all ran and attacked the guy they had transformed into. Kisame tackled Kakashi, Deidara tackled Naruto, and Sasori tackled Shikamaru after they all rolled around for a minute Kiba yelled out, "EVERYONE FREEZE!"
And they did they all separated and stared at each other, and then around at the others not knowing who was the real and who was the imposters. Kiba groaned, "Ok now we need to figure this out, because this is getting real old fast. Now will the real guys put your hand up?" Everyone but Kiba raised their hands. Kiba groaned again, "Ok that was stupid." He leaned over and whispered in Akamaru's ears and Akamaru barked in agreement.
The two separated and started sniffing around. In a flash Akamaru kicked Itachi and Sasori knocking them backwards and Kiba punched Deidara and Kisame. The four were taken by surprised and when they hit the ground they changed back into their original selves. Sasuke eyes widened, "ITACHI!!"
Naruto looked around, "DEIDARA!! SASORI!!...UH FISH DUDE??!"
Kisame jumped up, "KISAME! My name is Kisame I'm not a fish! I freaking breath air!"
"Would you shut up un? You are a fish just deal with it!"
"I'M NOT A FISH! IF ANYONE SAYS I'M A FISH AGAIN IM GOING TO KILL HIM."
"BARK!" Kiba started laughing.
Kisame turned toward Akamaru, "WHAT DID THE DOG JUST SAY?"
Kiba still laughing said, "What do you think? He called you a fish!"
Kisame grabbed his sword, "That's it I'm putting this puppy down!"
Deidara and Sasori went and grabbed Kisame stopping him from killing Akamaru. "Why were you guys running around looking like us?"
"Well isn't it obvious they came for me to take the nine tails out of me!"
Deidara rolled his eyes, "We are not here for you."
Shikamaru scratched his head, "Then what are you here for?"
Itachi smirked and looked at Sasuke, "My girlfriend of course. We are here for Hinata."
Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Kakashi yelled "EXCUSE ME!"
KABUTO, OROCHIMARU & GAI
"GAI-SENSEI! GAI-SENSEI!"
Gai turned around, "Lee my boy did you get it?"
"Of course here you go." Lee handed Gai a piece of paper and a pen.
Kabuto tried to sneak at the piece of paper, "What's that?"
Gai smiled, "Well I want to make sure that you'll still be with me after I help you find Hinata."
"WHAT!"
"Come on I just want to make sure that you won't leave me."
Kabuto groaned and took the paper, "Where do I sign?" Gai smiled and pointed to a line that Kabuto signed Kiki, Gai quickly signed next to Kabuto's name. "Why'd you sign it too?"
Lee started jumping up and down, "Congratulations Gai-sensei and Kiki!"
"On what?" Kabuto asked.
Gai hugged Kabuto tight, "We just signed the papers. We are now husband and wife!" Kabuto's jaw dropped and Orochimaru feel backwards as he started laughing so hard.
