Im sick of all the sad drams, lets juice it up a bit?!?! :D

Song im listening 2 at the moment?!?! Chris brown ft ester dean- I love you!!!!- love iht!! :P

soz no spell checks in this one its a quicky!! -okay thay proberbly sounded wrong, if you have a brain like mine that is ;) :D hehe

FPOV

5 months later….may…

I stood at the window of my room at aunty alices house, its so boring here I don't get why they make me stay with her shes old enough to look after herself! I heard her loudly making her way up the stairs and I rolled my eyes as I went out to 'help her out' as jasper put it.

I rounded the corner to the stairs and saw the huge stomach before I saw Alice's face, but as my eyes watched the bulge moving stiffly I didn't notice that Alice was panting loudly through her teeth and holding her back as if she was about to collapse, I smirked at the bulge before I looked up at her attempting to make a snarky remark on her fat stomache. But then I saw her red face and her facial expressions and I ran over to her taking her arm. She snatched it away.

"don't touch me" even though I just barely made it out it sounded really scary, so I dropped my hand and watched her pant at the head of the stairs. I was staring at her wide eyed when I thought to do something other than watch her practically give birth right in front of me.

"so your in labour?" I internally slapped myself, what a stupid question faye!

She glared at me. "no" she spat sarcastically, and I shrugged my shoulders. Be sarcastic then…okay I guess it was my fault…..

She started for her room with me in tow, then all of a sudden she screeched loudly and grasped her stomach, I jumped at her noises and then scrambled toward the bathroom to get a wet cloth, I ran back to her room with it and she snatched it from me placing it on her forehead and sighing into her pillows. I pulled my phone from my pocket and scrolled for jaspers number, he picked up after two rings.

"yeah?" okay no proper greeting.

"I think alices is like…um…you kn-"I was finding it hard to explain this show.

"im on my way now" he cut me off, I slid my phone shut and stared at the now silent panting woman lying on her bed.

"aunty do you want anything?" I heard being really nice helps.

"drugs!" she blurted out, I stared wide eyed at her. "I need the gas…" she let her voice waver as she hummed in the back of her throat. I was confused by this answer, but surely I have learned something in health class?...oh right!

"I think you'll have to be at the hospital for that" I tried to assure her, she nodded tiredly and motioned her hand for me to come to her, I did so slowly. When I stood in front of her she stared into my eyes intently.

"you" she pointed to my chest. "don't want this" she waved her free hand over her stomach and I raised my eyebrows at her. "this is firkin painful, you are never having unprotected sex…wait what am I saying no teenager knows how to use protection" she mumbled the last part to her self as I stood there dumbfounded. "you aren't to have any sex! You got it?" I just nodded as her intense stare was scaring me, another side of alice I haven't seen before. "this is just the beginning and I want it out NOW!" she screamed the last part as I assumed another contraction took over, i took a step back from her bed as she scrambled to a crouching position by her bed.

"alice!" jasper yelled as he burst into the room and fell to the floor by alice, he grabbed her in a comforting way and started to hum soothing words to her, I retreated from the bedroom and stood across on the wall watching the horrible show, esme and rosalie bound up the stairs shortly after jasper came in and they ran straight for alice, Emmett strolled casually after them flashing me a brilliant smile before he disappeared into the room, I followed him.

"it hurts worse than you said it would mom" alice panted, esme nodded guiltily.

"itll all be worth it" esme tried to soothe.

Alice attempted to roll her eyes, but it looked more like she was hemeraging. "I doubt it" she panted again. Esme sighned and shook her head as she patted alices damp head.

"okay shofer is here" Emmett boomed, sounding as though hes taking everyone to Disneyland. Everyone turned to shoot him glares, alices was the most intimidating. He wiped the smile off of his face and lowered his head.

"ill get the stuff and meet you there" esme told alice.

"don't leave me" alice begged, esme aquezed her hand before letting it go.

"you have your husbane and your friends darling youll be fine ill see you shortly"

"your leaving me with him?" alice screeched pointing at Emmett. Esme smiled a small smile before leaving the room, I followed her. She grabbed the baby bag which was waiting in the closet of the babies new pink room. Yip it's a girl.

She stalked off to her car and I followed silently, I jumped into the passenger seat and she seemed to take no notice of me as she started the car and sped off toward the hospital. When we arrived she jumped from the car grabbing the bag and then flew off through the front doors, I was silently wondering if anyone would have noticed if I weren't there, I would have been forgotten. I ran in after esme and stooped every now and then to greet someone I knew. I smiled politely and walked briskly in the direction of uncles office. I rounded the corner greeting one of the nurses cheerfully when I saw the strawberry blonde hair, I stopped ten metres short of where uncle stood talking to a strawberry blonde. I looked from the unfamiliar short haircut of the sort of familiar female to uncle. He was whisper shouting at her and I strained my ears to hear since I haven't been seen yet.

"irina Ive told you this so many times, can you just leave it?" he raked his hand through his hair like he does when hes frustrated. I just stared at them, so her name was irina, who is she? And what does she want with my uncle? She kind of looks familiar.

I walked slowly up to uncle my eyes assessing the familiar looking frame opposite him.

"faye" uncle exclaimed and he pulled me to his side, I kept my eyes on irina. "fate this is irina, irina fate" she smiled warmly and extended her hand to me, I reached with my finger and touched her finger lightly, she looked confused. "um….fate what are you doing here?" uncle asked after he assed my weird greeting.

"aunt alice is in labor" I replied still staring rudely at irina.

"oh really? That's great" uncle exclaimed happily.

"no it isn't aunt alice is in serious pain, its scary" I finaly dropped eyecontact with irina and smirked up at uncle, he smirked back and kissed me on the forehead before pulling his arm from me and stalking in the other direction. I watched his retreating figure still standing awkwardly in front of irina.

"so you're the little one of Edwards?" she said conversationally

"'s sister" I attempted to finish her sentence she nodded her head understandingly and rocked on her heals. "who are you?" I asked her now embarrised to make eyecontact.

"irina volturi, ive known your uncle for quite sometime" the way her sentence included uneeded enthusiasm caught my attention and I looked up to see her smirking mischiofly over my head at the wall. Oh god, her too?

"do I know you from somewhere you look familiar?" I wanted to get away from her but I also wanted to know who she was.

"ummm….yeah" she replied suddenly nervous. My cheeks flushed and anger threatened to overcome me when I put two and two together, the strawberry blonde hair? The perfect button nose? The dark hazel eyes? She was tanyas family.

"your tanyas sister" my answer came out in rather a controlled voice thank the lord and I looked around frantically for an escape route before I jumped this stranger for no reason other than being related to that monster.

"yeah" she sounded rather enthused that I was so cool about the situation, if only she knew how angry I was inside she wouldn't be wearing a shit-eating grin. My escape route rounded the corner to the hallway irina and I were standing in and I sighned in relief as I ran toward her.

"bella!" I almost yelled as I crashed into her for a forcefull hug, she was stunned for a moment before she laughed at my advance. "what'cha doing here?" I asked her as I let her go, she smiled brightly at me and held up a vanilla folder.

"some stuff I gotta go over with you uncle is all" she waved the folder dismissively. "where is her?" she looked down the hall to the lady still standing there watching us amused.

"hes with alice I think, come" I pulled on her elbow as I lead us to the front desk to ask were alice was. Surely she would be here by a now, unless Emmett was driving? They were here and the receptionist mrs. Picton told us the directions we needed to take. I don't know if bella knew alice was in labor cause she was casually talking like she wasn't nervous at all, though I don't know why she would be nervous, its not her that was told no sex ever and was frightened like hell by her unties new found attitude. As I rounded the last corner that aunties room was supposebly on I saw that all the men were discareted out of the room and were all sitting stiffly in their seats as if they were awaiting bad news.

"some one dying?" I blurted out sarcastically

BPOV

They all turned in our direction surprised by the interruption. Jasper was on the edge of his seat looking more worn than id ever seen him, if id known better I would have thought someone was dying as fate put it. Emmett was stunned silent suposebly by something that happened, and he was staring off at the ground as if he didn't even notice us. But edward, hansom as ever, smiled up at us and stood to greet us, hugging me and holding me for quite a long time, though I didn't mind, fate hid her laugh as a cough but it was quite noticible. Then he glared at her before patting her head, which fate ducked out of raising an eyebrow at him as if to say 'are-you-stupid?'. I laughed at him and he shot me a cute glare and my crocked grin.

Fate knocked on the door everyone was waiting out of and esme popped her head out, fate smiled brightly up at her and there was a loud frantic voice in the background asking who it was. Esme announced back into the room that it was bella and the voice was more noticible as it screamed a "thank firkin god. Get her in here" it was alice and I pushed forward into the room quickly only to come face to face with a heaving alice on a hospital bed propped up and legs apart as she breathed deep breaths.

"were the hell were you?" she asked from between deep breaths. I hesitated then shrugged at her.

"no one told me im sorry" she rolled her eyes at me and then srunched her face as a pain took at her.

"not now bella, don't piss me off right now, don't apologise for no reason" I just nodded as this alice was an alice not to be tampered with. She waved me over to her and I walked up to the side of the bed were rosalie was getting her hand strangled by alices firm grip. "hold my hand?" it sounded like a demand but a kind one and she looked desperate so I looked up at rosalie as she tried to pry her hand from alices. "Hold MY hand" she yelled and rosalie threw her hand at me which alice gripped so tight I almost let the small groan of protest out.

"ma'am please try to calm a little" one of the nurses announced, alice laughed bitterly.

"hey, why don't we swap situations and ill tell you to calm the fuck down" alice was histerical as she gripped my hand even tighter, if that were possible though I don't know how I could have noticed because Im sure the circulation was already cut so I couldn't feel much.

FPOV

"Hold MY hand" sounded from the room and I laughed lightly as I bunted emmetts shoulder.

"go hold her hand jazz" I shot sarcastically at jasper as he was pacing the length of chairs outside of his wifes room, he shot me a angry look and I laughed. "hey em wanna come get some snacks?" I nudged him again, he shrugged and stood with me.

"not too long" uncle ed announced, I rolled my eyes at him and took off in the direction of the vending machines. I was only planning on grabing some chips and maybe a drink but the spacies and emmett had other ideas.

"wow, no way I didn't know they had spacies here" he said enthusiastically as he pulled his wallet from his back pocket, he threw in some quatres and I watched him shoot space rocks encouraging him on like we were prepping at a big game.

"so what had you so shocked outta your shell back there?" I asked him as he turned to another game. He turned to me and shot me an annoyed glare.

"she pissed in my car" he whisper shouted. I burst out laughing as he was ranting about their ride here, apparently just as they pulled into the hospital alices waters broke.

"and now im gonna have to pay hundreds for a proper clean" he concluded, I laughed again and decided to rub it in more.

"yeah and that water came from her uterus not her bladder" he shot me a frantic look and mumbled a 'shit' I laughed hard until I calmed and watched as Emmett mouthed his math while calculating it in his head. I pushed at him and he pushed back and I hit a machine, I turned to see it was disposable camera one. I smirked evilly as I hatched an idea.

Emmett and I rounded the corner to the room holding six disposable cameras each, we smirked at eachother as we picked one camera up and clicked it at the picture in front of us, jasper and edward waiting impatiently for the delivery. Both their heads shot up when they saw the flash. Both of them glaring at us and demanding we take them back.

"can't, the vending machines don't do refunds" Emmett announced as we stopped in front of them.

"nice one" I laughed as I tried to maneuver the cameras to one arm so I could pound with the other. I didn't work so I dropped the cameras to the seat and them pound emmetts waiting fist. I grabbed three of my cameras and two of emmetts then made my way over to the door, I knocked and rosalie popped her head out, I handed her the five cameras with a smirk and she passed them to esme.

"what are those?" alices now frantic sounding voice demanded.

"disposable camera?" rosalie announced as she looked to me for affirmation, I nodded and alice lost it.

"get thos fuc-" I shut the door before I could hear her curse anymore. Emmett laughed and edward chuckled lightly as jasper just glared angrily at me. We passed time by taking pictures on our seven cameras, we decided to waste four on ourselves and then the other three on the new bundle of joy. So Emmett and I took turns holding the camera as we did handstands and carwheels, edward and jasper just looked on in an amused way, we took a few with us posing behind edward then behind jasper or in front, our lips puckered and hand signals as we tried to lighten the mood, we took some shots of just our eyes or just our lips just to waste the film.

The nurse opened the door about 20 minutes later and announced that alice had a girl. We all cheered and highfived.

"we already knew it was gonna be a girl, but how much does she weigh?" Emmett demanded, the nurse smiled politely.

"shes an eight pounder" she announced, edward let out a low whistle of appreciation. The nurse nodded as if she knew what edward was thinking. Emmett jumped up and down in the spot.

"oh, yeah ah-ha" he chanted, we all looked to him like he was crazy and he beamed at jasper. "that's a'hundred brother" Emmett rolled the brother on his tounge, jasper shook his head ashamed then reached to his back pocket for the money, Emmett counted it then placed it in his own.

"can we see her?" jasper asked, the nurse nodded then opened the door for us to enter. We all filed in Emmett and I holding a camera each. They all slowly made their way up and Emmett pushed through them to get a picture, rosalie pulled at his shirt and he stayed by her side pouting, I went straight to the end of the bed and snapped a picture of alice holding the pink bundle in her arms.

"yay got the first pic" I waved the camera at Emmett, as I tried to talk in whispers.

"so, rose got some pics didn't you rose?" rosalies shook her head no and Emmett pouted out at him.

"quite, shes sleeping" she quit talking straight away as the mommy alice was quite frightening. Jasper joined alice and I snapped another pic as I assed the baby. She was cute obviously, but what made her look cute to me straight away is the little button nose and rosy cheeks she wore.

"whats her name?" bella asked from her quite spot in the corner. Alice shared a look with jasper then nodded smiling at us.

"elizebeth maria-mary Cullen" she answered watching me, I pouted appreciately and alice smiled. It sounds nice, but when they were playing with it it sounded weird, I was mocking how she mixed the mary with maria, like merrymarea. But I liked it and im surprised she used my mothers name and my grandmothers name. I turned to look at uncle ed and he was smiling idiodically but I don't blame him its cool. We all stood around the happy family and Emmett and I had completion as to who would get the best picture, so we were snapping away. After a while uncle edward decided to leave as did rose and em, bella came along with us and we all walked down the hall chatting quietly as it had become quite dark. I ran before them then lay on the ground snapping away with the camera, while standing and snapping too.

"no fare those are gonna look awesome" Emmett wined and I laughed as I ran to the parking lot. "like a superhero group stalking like supermodels" I heard him think aloud.

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Soz im lost lots of work to be done but thought I should update something!! :D sorry if its random but rember im a randon chick soooo.

HELP ME OUT A LITTLE, I COULD USE SOME CAFFEINE AS IN 'REVIEWS'

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