SesshoumaruXRin: Whew...yeah don't know what I'm whewing about. I'm bored. lol I really ought to be watching Gundam Seed Destiny but NOOOOOOOO stupid thing isn't working! (Sobs) (Sigh) Oh well! I'll try getting something done in my stories. I know I never update...ehehhe...

Disclaimeter: I do not own Inuyasha or any of its titles.

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HEY!!
Sure.. my mom just got me two new packs of pocky, so i'll share with
everyone!( extra big helpings to Shippo, Rin and Authoress, less to Inuyasha
and Sesshomaru do to the fact of chocolate... and dogs.. well, it doesn't
mix!!) why do the x's look funny when i type..

SesshoumaruXRin: I agree...the x's do look funny. lol

hm.. okay, i have TWO personal
problems! The first one, which doesn't involve me, involves two of my best
friends who are going out. My friend that's a girl recieved a note from her
boyfriend, but she misunderstood it, thinking it said that the boy thought she
didn't care about him. Now my friend wants to break up with her boy friend
because she doesn't actually love him! so now they're in this big fight and
the guy might commit suicide if the girl breaks up with him because she's the
only one that really 'loves' him - his parents and brother abuse him! I'm
caught in the middle and do not know what to do! Please help me!

Sango: Quite a predicament your in...

Kagome: I agree. Well, it's not so much of advice that you need.

Kikyou: Do they physically abuse him or mentally?

Sango: Most suicidal people don't have the nerve to commit suicide, but you still don't want to take your chances.

Kagome: First of all, you say your friend doesn't really love him? If your friend doesn't love him, then they shouldn't be going steady. He'll find out in some way, shape, size, time or form.

Sango: You should tell your friend to have a sit down and talk with him. A heart to heart conversation?

SesshoumaruXRin: Ehh...I hope I'm not too late on this...I should update more often...

The other one
does involve me - I have this crush, but because it's my first crush i have
absolutely no clue how to act around him! Please help me... if the Inuyasha
characters have anything to say, please say it! I think Kagome and Sango and
Rin would be most helpful(besides you, oh mighy authoress!!), but any help is
fine! Please help! I know you have a lot of quetsions to answer and that this
is just another one of personal problems, but i really feel helpless! Please
ABC and Extreme Makeover, help me out! -

A very distraught sister,
shipporinKIMS11
P.S. Sorry it was so long for only two problems!! Gezz, i fell so ashamed!
P.P.S. and to Rin... do you have an answer to why Jaken-sama is green yet?
XD

SesshoumaruXRin: GAHHH!!!! TOO MANY IMs!!! I'm trying to answer you, but people keep talking! lol, anyways! Ahh, first crush! So young so young.

Momo: Hey, that's my line!

Eiji: Plus, I'm sure your not that much older than her...

SesshoumaruXRin: (Ignores) Anyways! The thing I must say you absolutely have to do (And I'm sure you've heard this before) BE YOURSELF! I'm not exactly a guy expert, but I know most guys don't like fakes, and they don't like liars. If the guy don't like you as you, he's obviously not for you!

Sango: Yes, just be yourself. That's all you can do.

Rin: And umm...I'm not sure why Jaken-sama is green...

SesshoumaruXRin: It's okay that it's long! It's not like it filled with 6 or 7 questions like a lot of people do...ehehe...oh well! Umm by the way, readers, can you guys tell me what's up with Rin? Is she supposed to be perverted or not? Because I forgot!

OMG... once again the humor never falters! lol!

Hm... what to ask...

(for the Inuyasha cast)
1. If y'all got together for a karaoke contest, who do you think would be
'the Feudal Idol'?

SesshoumaruXRin: Omg, I so want to see that!

Inuyasha: Keh. Stupid humans and their pointless games

Kagome: It'd be either me, Sango or Rin!

Rin: (Singing Fields of Hope by Rie (Lacus Clyne))

Inuyasha Cast: (Big eyed)

Kagome: R-r-rin'd definately win...

2. do you find humor fan art a tiny bit amusing, if done well?

Inuyasha: NOT WHEN THEY STICK MY WITH THIS BIMBO!

Naraku: As long as I'm with you my darling, you can say anything to me!

Inuyasha: (Crying)

3. So Shippo... ready to take up the prank i mentioned earlier?

Shippo: (Short-attention span) What was that?

4. Kirara, i recently read a story where you were paired with none other than
our dear Fluffy- san, odd enough as it is. Your opinion? Sessh, same question

SesshoumaruXRin: GASP! I'M AGAINST THIS!

Kirara: (Tilts head)

Inuyasha: (Bursting out laughing)

Sesshoumaru: If I do recall, dear brother...your lover is Naraku

Inuyasha: WHY YOU LITTLE-

Naraku: Yay! Someone has recognized our love!

Really personal but i don't care...

5. If any of you were to have kids, what would be their names (boy and or
girl)

Well... that's all i have (sorry prince of tennis, but i don't know the show
and manga... i get into that...)

Sincerly yours,

Hikaru Rouge

p.s. you rock authoress!

SesshoumaruXRin: Yay!

Kagome: Hmm...Hikaru owuld be one!

Sango: I like the name Akito

Miroku: Yes, indeed.

Rin: Ai!!! It means love!

YEAH! you got both of my semi retarded questions up!ok i have a few
more...maby ...idk ok sessh i hate this but in my bff's storie your paird up
with a bunny demon that happens to be narakus DOUGHTER! oh and kouga's paired
with her originaly made char named nadilie who is sesshy's and inus sis(middle
child)...

Sesshoumaru: I would rather die.

Inuyasha: We have a sister? Che.

Rin:...(Sad face)

also i feel sorry for bankotsu he hasnt gotten any questions so ill
ask him one or two! bankotsu your out fit looks kinda like sesshy's and kougas
morphed together whats it like? oh and what ur fave color?! ill shut up now!

Maximumgirl432

Bankotsu: (Shoots hand from out of the grave and startles everyone) Jeez, I was about to die of boredom.

SesshoumaruXRin: (Busts out laughing) Die of boredom...(Everyone stares) Get it? Because...he's already...dead...

Bankotsu: Purple is my favorite color.

This one's for Kouga! glomps Kouga, would you ditch Ayame for me? )
Bankotsu, are ya there? If you are, how do you carry Banryuu? It looks so
heavy -.-;;
And this last one's for anybody- don't you think Sango and Miroku make the
perfect couple? runs away from Sango in fear of being attacked
Thanks!

Sienna

Kouga: No! I couldn't! My heart belongs to Kago-ERR I MEAN AYAME!

Sango: I won't attack you. We are engaged!

Miroku: WHAT!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME!

Sango: OH MIROKU! THAT'S WHAT I MEANT! (Knocks him over the head)

This is for Inuyasha. why dont you accept u like kagome? u have said it(or
thought it) at least once in each eppisode shes really pretty and u know you
like just ask her to be ur mate already before shessomaru does.
SAbriNA

Kagome: Sesshoumaru!?

Rin:...

Sesshoumaru: I resent this.

Inuyasha: ...

Inuyasha: Yeah! She'll never turn into a demon. Not on my watch!
Sesshoumaru: She'd be a very weak demon, I bet.
Kagome: WHY YOU!
How do u feel about this

Kagome?? You have demon blood in you? We all know its true admit it

Inuyasha, how would you feel if Kagome left permanently? Kagome have say in
this but dont sit him at all hes to cute

Sesshomaru-InuYasha-Fan

Sesshoumaru: I agree with the weak demon statement.

Inuyasha: Che. Kagome wouldn't leave permanently.

Kagome: I don't think I have demon blood in me, I'm a priestess.

Some has been stealing my water and nobody messes with Adam West! How should
I try to go about catching the people stealing from me?

Adam West

SesshoumaruXRin: Hey! I know you! Your catman on Fairly Oddparents!

Inuyasha cast: ...(stares)...so simple-minded.

hey...u skipped me in this chapter. i thought you said that you answered all
of the questions. That made me cry a little inside, so could you please add my
questions in the next chapter?

wow. this story is really good. i have a bunch of questions from me n my
friends

1)Inuyasha, my friend told me that you look like 1/2 dog 1/2 goat 1/2 mouse
and 1/2 human. How do you feel about that?

Inuyasha: Goat!? Moose!? I'M HALF DOG DEMON HALF HUMAN!

Inuyasha Cast: (Snickers)

SesshoumaruXRin:Mmmm...Snickers sounds good...

2) Sesshomaru, how come even though your arm was chopped off, you can manage
to stick another one on there? Do you use superglue?

SesshoumaruXRin: (Rolls in a fit of laughter) Superglue! Maybe it's some kinda really kool super glue, or demon glue! Demon Glue: For those times when you just aren't powerful enough! That's the slogan! Bwahahah!!! (Gets evil stare from Sesshoumaru) Aha..hah...heeeeeeeeeeeh...

3) Miroku, my other friend told me that she is your lover. Is this true? Does
the name Sid ring a bell?

Miroku: W-w-what?

Sango: WHAT YOU ASK!? MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4) Naraku, why do you look like a woman? I mean the makeup doesn't help with
your masculinity. Are you transexual?

Naraku: I told you, It makes me feel pretty. Plus I bet it turns Inuyasha on. (Smirks)

Inuyasha: WHAT!? EW! NO WAY!

5) Finally, Rin, how does it feel to be with a stubborn, no good, wart thing
that you call Jaken?

INUYASHA I LOVE YOU!
state gem has a kitty named 2D

Rin: Umm...not very fun. Jaken-sama is boring. And mean.

Hey, I love this fic SesshomaruxRin!! Its so awesome!You deserve
cookies!Anyways here are a few of my questions...

1)For all demons/half demons over the age of 13,(everyone else cover your
ears) do you guys really have a mating season?

Inuyasha: I AM NOT ANSWERING THAT!

Shippo: He just doesn't know. He's that sheltered.

Inuyasha: (Blushes) I DO TOO KNOW!...

2)What happens after you guys are done with a episode?

SesshoumaruXRin: They go on off mode.

Inuyasha: BE SERIOUS!

SesshoumaruXRin: Hmm, behind the scenes action? Haha.

3)Why does Naraku glow hot pink in one of the video games?? Is it a gay thing
or an attention thing?

Naraku: I feel so alive! I love to glow!

4)Miroku: how would you react if you were in the modern era??

You guys are all awesome!...besides Kikyo...she smells.

Sincerely, Shikigami Master

Miroku: With all the short skirts? I WOULD LOV-(Sees Sangos glare) HATE IT! Peverts you know...ehhee..

Ok Ryoma as i was saing i have a friend who loves you and it gets on my
nerves besides i only like you as a friend no offence but you are my favorite
charater anyway my friend talks about 24/7(Even in her sleep)and i think
you're kinda cute.Authoress when are you going to update your Prince of tennis
Advice column cause i can't wait anymore.Ok last one gose to the SeiGaku
tennis team would you guys help me with my tennis skills cause i kinda suck at
tennis but i do like it so please help me.
From Suzsan/Suzin88/Raven/Suzie88/Suzie
P.S:I'm on to many websites

Fuji: We would love to.

Ryoma: Che.

Sakuno:...(Stares at her feet next to Ryoma)

SesshoumaruXRin: Well, I'd love to update it, but not a lot of people submit questions!

wai!! ur awesome authoress! i'm thinking of maybe doing an answer thingy 4
bleach. tho i hope i can get the personalites down to a tea like u have.

SesshoumaruXRin: Aww! Yay me! lol, it is kinda hard, and sometimes you can't help but make it OOC..

YES
THE RUSSIANS R AFTER U!! i LOVE lovecom!! i wonder if the movie has come out
for it yet. i think it has. is really bad reading kanji so she can't tell
the date but sankyuu so much answering my q's. erm. oh! ok.

SesshoumaruXRin: I love lovecom too! 'Cept I don't watch the anime because Otani isn't as cute in it! TT
now i shall ask, uh Lord Sesshomaru! where exactly do u plan on building ur
empire/fortress thingy?

Sesshoumaru: I would think its obvious

Rin: Sesshoumaru-sama means in the western lands somewhere.
oh and koga, if its not a miniskirt then what is it? PLEASE don't say
loincloth cuz thats sorta worse than a miniskirt... well at least i think it
is. ok how 'bout a kilt? OH!! UR IRISH!! YAY! XD how much sake can u drink?

Koga: I-i-rish? Sake? It's just...it's just what I wear...
hey kagome, have u tried teaching inuyasha about ur math stuffs? maybe u can
help each other out with it if he has an understanding of it. and it might
improve his aim. no offense man but sometimes u miss targets that r really
obvious.

Kagome: Ehh...noo...Teaching a dog how to do math wouldn't be very fun.

Inuyasha: Just what are you saying!?
hey shippo, u can decide whether u wanna answer this or not since i'll
understand COMPLETELY if u don't want to, but what was ur mom like? i think i
saw a picture of her and she looks really pretty.

Shippo: She was pretty! She was very kind, but often threw things at my dad...
hey miroku, have u ever thought of leasing ur wind tunnel out as a cleaning
household item? ask kagome, she'll know what i'm talking about.

SesshoumaruXRin: (Rolls into another fit of laughter) Oh my gosh! That'd be hilarious! World's strongest vaccuum!

Miroku: ...???
oh lord sesshomaru, i almost forgot to ask u this, if u can't find a sword to
demonstrate ur awesome power, then why don't u make a sword out of your own
fang? it seemed to owrk out for ur dad pretty well. then u can kick narakus
blue-eyeshadow-wearing butt!

Sesshoumaru: I want to exceed my fathers strength, then use my fang.

oh and naraku? no one likes u and no one ever will. ur a villain so thats how
its s'posed ta be. though i like u better as onigumo.

Naraku: At least Inuyasha loves me!

Inuyasha: NO I DON'T!

kikyo, i think u can turn urself if u think about it. but PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
stop talking to urself. we can hear ur thoughts so don't worry about saying a
line of dialogue that ur worried we might not hear it.
well thankyu authoress 4 reading this and thankyou ever so much if u answer
it. hands cheat sheets to kagome and authoress 4 school work. then leaves
candy, pocky, ramune and poutinne for everyone. man i'm happy i don't hafta
worry about school well good luck all of u tho i'll probably be back.
bye-nee
SaiWarrior

SesshoumaruXRin: KOOL! COPIED HOMEWORK AND POCKY!? IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS ALLL OVER AGAIN! Aahahahaha, just kidding! Your welcome!

hey Miroku, what would you say If I could remove your wind tunnel, AND am
willing to bear your children?
Selene

Miroku: That would be heavenly! UGH! (Has a bruise the size of Russia because of you-know-who)

Sango: Your unbelievable!

Tick Tock BOOM!

A bomb

(Entire Inuyasha Cast blows up)

SesshoumaruXRin: MWAHAHAAHA! Ahaha...ahha...ha...HellO? Guys?

hi everyone! gosh it's been so long since i've reviewed (darn my infected
computer!)! i would now like to give the authoress so much praise for this
fanfic (hey inu, giving praise to a wonderful authoress isn't a crime). i've
got loads of questions, but i'll spread them out over the chapters. but first
MERRY X-MAS! gives holiday cookies to all with milk

SesshoumaruXRin: Woohoo! More praise! And milk and cookes!

Inuyasha: For her, it is. Inflate her ego...keh.

and now the beginning of my late night randomness (forgive me everyone)

1. who would win in a battle inu yasha or pikachu?

Inuyasha: Obviously me.

Pikachu: (Pops outta no where and zaps Inuyasha. Inuyasha is now a pile of ash...haha, ash...get it? Ash?) Pika, pika chu!

SesshoumaruXRin: KAWAII!!!

2. who would win in a battle kagome or sakura from naruto?

Kagome: U-uh..

SesshoumaruXRin: Have no clue! I know! Readers, send me a PM saying who you think would win! I'll tally up the results and in the next chapter, I'll say who won!

Kagome: There's an idea...

3. who would win naraku or an army of baboons and lemurs?

SesshoumaruXRin: Baboons and lemurs. ahahaha!

4. who would win sesshoumaru or a ghost?

ladyd.d.del

Inuyasha Cast:...Good question...

SesshoumaruXRin: Well...Sesshoumaru couldn't touch the ghost, or harm it in anyway...hmm...

i'm in the x-mas mood right now. aren't u guys? what is the authoress's
favorite x-mas carol?

SesshoumaruXRin: Xmas is over...lol...but my favorite carol...it's Noel! so pretty! Me and 2 of my friends sang it at our choir concert...a cute senior told us good job! YAY! Well, actually I didn't hear him say it so I kept walking (Sobs)

if any of the inu cast could switch weapons with another person...which
weapon would u take?

Sesshoumaru: I'd take the Tetsaiga.

Inuyasha Cast: We know.

what do u all want for christmas?

love u all! hope u all have a wonderful x-mas!

ladyd.d.del

Inuyasha Cast: EVERYTHING!

SesshoumaruXRin: I want a kitty! But my mom says I wont take care of it! (Sobs) Wahhh!!!!!

Hi I need some help. You see I like this guy Patric and I'm not sure if he
likes me.The major problem is I have everyone fooled into thinking I hate him.
What do I do?? Only two people know my seret. My cuz, Lisa, (Bonzi!!) and my
friend Zoey (Not real name nickname) Help!!

gracelalia

SesshoumaruXRin: This entire time I've been thinking 2 meant 2 but apparently 2 means three...KOOL!

Sango: Well, start being nice to him. He probably thinks you hate him too, so whatever chances you guys could've had, wouldn't be there.

Kagome: Yeah, and if he ever says, "I thought you hated me." Then just say, "I don't. People just say that." Then just let it flow from that!

Why am I always a complete outcast? Or do I just live in the worst town ever?

Comic Book Guy

SesshoumaruXRin: Sounds like me. Ahaha, it's probably both. Same for me!

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SesshoumaruXRin: TWEET TWEET! I'm done! Yay! Don't forget to PM me with who you think would win: Kagome or Sakura from Naruto?